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“FUCK,” Angela spat, pushing herself away from the fryer. She clutched her right hand.
Amanda immediately spun around. Her mind raced to horrid images.“What is it? What happened?” Amanda looked Angela up and down a few times. Her whole face was scrunched and sweating.
“Got my first oil burn,” Angela smiled at her weakly.
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amangela fast food au
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31 Aug 2026
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Galinda takes it upon herself to teach her roommate and brand-new friend Elphaba how to flirt. It's very selfless of her, really.
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31 Aug 2026
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Interlude: The Story of Steve “Walking PR Nightmare” Rogers, and How For a Short While He Single-Handedly Destroyed the Emotional Health of Eva Laura Ortiz, His Now Ex-Publicist
(Throwback Thursday to that time in 2015 when I decided to just really lean into my incredibly self-indulgent headcanons about Steve Rogers, his politics, and kind of his whole deal. Occasionally people ask why this isn't on AO3 so here it is! Seven-ish years later. I aim to please. Eventually.)
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31 Aug 2026
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Amanda is a corporate assistant by day, and a skilled, sensual dancer by night. She works hard to keep her two lives separate, but what happens when the lines begin to blur after meeting her new boss: Angela Giarratana.
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Title is referencing "More Than That" by Lauren Jauregui.
Fic is mostly inspired by the Camila x Lauren fic "The Stripper."Bookmarked by ohdearcarcass
29 Aug 2026
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Halo Universalisation by StargazingSeraph
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
05 Jul 2025
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Taylor's power came from one of the Loner's shards, rather than from the Warrior or the Thinker, a power designed to encourage cooperation and symbiotic existence. A new moral paradigm is required for the future to prevent the trauma of the past, and Taylor has the power to forcibly uplift the city... whether its population likes it or not.
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25 Aug 2026
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“I think I love her,” she slurred, grin wide as she breathed against his shirt. He'd been half-holding her up, already. She'd done shots into the double digits.
And Chanse had gotten serious, sat her down, tricked her into sipping on ice water with grenadine and a maraschino cherry. A world-class cocktail, he'd told her, before ruining her life.
“She’s married, Angela.”
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Angela loves her best friend, but there's only one problem: she's married. Only Amanda seems to forget it more often than Angela does.
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24 Aug 2026
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“Hi, this is Angela, how can I help you?” a small voice crackled.
Shit shit shit. So pressing the number meant calling the number. Amanda almost dropped her phone as she scurried to lift it to her ear, “Uh.. h-hi, this is Amanda..”
“Hi, Amanda.” the woman’s giddy voice greeted, “Are you calling about emergency babysitting services?”
Her eyes widened at the realisation- no she wasn’t, actually. She didn’t intend to call at all.
or, an au in which Amanda desperately needs a babysitter, and Angela falls in love.
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24 Aug 2026
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can’t quit, take sips (wanna taste you) by baflegacy (streetmeatz)
Fandoms: Smosh, Video Blogging RPF
03 May 2024
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“What if we kissed and went missing?” –Amanda Lehan Canto, 2024
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23 Aug 2026
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“I wanna get drunk and smash his car with a golf club.” Amanda chuckled, a lump in her throat, “Then eat cake. Or shove my head in a wall or something.”
“Don’t do that.” Angela scolded gently, “It’ll fuck up your pretty face.”
Amanda blinked, “I can’t tell if you’re joking or flirting with me.”
“Depends,” the brunette shrugged, “are you into it?”
or, an AU in which Amanda desperately needs someone to be her pretend-lover, and Angela forgets the part about pretending.
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23 Aug 2026
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“Hi gorgeous..” a smooth female voice sounded from the other end of the line, Angela almost choked- in what world do hotel receptionists sound so damn horny?
“I’d just like to order some food.” she muttered after finally collecting herself,
“Mmmm..” the honey-filled voice hummed, “What would you like, princess?”
or an AU in which Angela just wants some lasagna, but acidentally dials a phone sex hotline.
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23 Aug 2026
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lets make this bed get squeaky by baflegacy (streetmeatz)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Smosh
01 Jan 2024
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Angela’s her friend, is the thing.
A good friend. A really good friend that invited her to a sleepover and has one queen-size bed. A really good friend that doesn’t know that her other really good friend likes her in a non-really-good-friend kind of way. Has been liking her in that way for months.
(Some things stop becoming one thing and turn into another. Amanda didn’t think a sleepover would turn into something different entirely.)
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23 Aug 2026
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23 Aug 2026
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The mention of Amanda sets her skin in that electric buzz again. “Tell Chanse to haul his ass over here instead!” She calls out as Courtney leaves. She hopes to a higher being out there that no one heard their conversation.
(Angela has had many chances. Life decides that a house party is the perfect time to do it.)
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22 Aug 2026
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... how awful goodness is... by Definitely_Not_a_Pseudonym
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
16 Aug 2026
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Taylor wasn't as lucky in February of 2011 when Sophia urged those boys to chase her. She was forced to defend herself, an action that brought her attention from the Protectorate. Wrong conclusions were made, and Taylor faced a choice of just how she would deal with being a probationary Ward.
Years later, after Sophia's perfidy was revealed, the rest of the ENE has to deal with just what that choice meant.
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- Part 4 of Various Worm One Shots
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19 Aug 2026
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Well, legend has it when the rain comes down, All the worms come up to breathe by DuccyDucc
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
25 Nov 2024
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A post GM Taylor Hebert is dumped Into The Spider-Verse.
When the collider activated in Earth-1610, six alternate Spider-People were brought into that reality. Unfortunately for some, Taylor Hebert of Earth-53104BET is one of them. And she Keeps. Finding. Guns.
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- Part 1 of The Moss
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13 Aug 2026
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Undying Echoes (of a life long-lost) by Pauliestorylover
Fandom Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Miraculous Ladybug
25 Dec 2025
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Unfortunately for everyone involved, being Ladybug isn’t Marinette’s first experience with being a magical girl.
AU where Marinette was a magical girl in her past life, Madoka Magica-style.
Undying Echoes (past mortality): side stories about the lives, deaths and Afterlives of the magical girls in Marinette's past life
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13 Aug 2026
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Slip of the Tongue (And Not Enough Caffeine) by That_WildChild
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
07 Feb 2023
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Marinette is tired. Marinette is also uncaffeinated.
This is not a good combination.A sleepy Marinette accidentally suggests that she shares her bed with Ladybug.
At least she's protecting her identity?Pure Crack.
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12 Aug 2026
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A Hero's Retirement (Internship) by A Certain Random Guy (CertainRandom)
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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After saving countless worlds, you'd hope Taylor would get some kind of reward for the trouble. Or maybe a cozy retirement plan.
But finding herself in a different world of superheroes, apparently the best she could get is an internship at the SDN Torrance branch.
(a.k.a. me trying to write the "Post-GM Taylor in Dispatch" fanfic I would like to read)
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11 Aug 2026
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Bug In The Big City by CelestialForests
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Parahumans Series - Wildbow
27 Jan 2025
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When the woman was four blocks away, she stopped running and looked up at Batwoman and Black Bat on the roof, the wisps of the black cloud that had been surrounding her dissipating in an instant. The three women were motionless, staring at each other. Batwoman broke the silence, muttering quietly. "What the hell? There's no way she spotted us, it's a new moon." Black Bat's hand drifted towards her grappling hook and the woman suddenly took off down a side alley, away from the two of them.
Skitter gets transported to Gotham after Gold Morning, and has to deal with a new city, and the new heroes and villains that reside there.
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11 Aug 2026
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The Trio (and Julia) decide to see a movie one weekend, the film itself doesn't really matter, some action flick Sophia picked. What does matter is who they find there, their favorite prey, Taylor Hebert. But in their haste to keep up their routine, the bullies never entertain the idea that she's there alone, and they especially don't consider the insanity that she brought four dates with her!
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08 Aug 2026