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    A collection of short stories about Danny and Vlad living the unproblematic life they deserve...

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    Apparently I have a lot more feelings about pompous pep than previously thought because this was supposed to be a one-shot I swear.

    Interconnected fics about Vlad and Danny and how they eventually find their way back to each other. No matter how many times it takes.

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    “What a gentleman,” Satoru says, eyeing Suguru’s fingers lingering on her dress strap. “Here I was hoping you would help me take it off.”

    “Not in the club,” Suguru says like a promise. Satoru deliberately moves so that her strap falls off her shoulder again. Suguru laughs, easy, and fixes it for her again. She looks at Satoru like she’s sizing her up. Satoru bites her tongue. “Please tell me you’re going to let me take you home and fuck you, Satoru,” Suguru says in a low voice. Satoru’s name rolls off her tongue so pretty, half a purr. “Dress on or off, I really don’t care.”

    “Well, that depends,” Satoru answers, trying to keep her composure. She plucks her cherry out of her drink and rests it against her lower lip, rolls it onto her tongue. Watches Suguru watch her.

    “Depends?” Suguru asks, hand sliding back to the small of Satoru’s back pulling her closer. Her fingers are almost possessive, the tips of them digging in, right at the top of Satoru’s ass. Satoru likes it. She likes it a lot.

    “Yeah, depends how many times you’re gonna make me come,” Satoru says, as casually as she can. She feels like a livewire.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Izuku stumbles into the den of a beast. Or in this case, a very large, creepy castle. Unfortunately, he's never where he's supposed to be - but maybe this time it's a good thing.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?

    Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    It’s almost impossible to find a good love story these days. Disney thinks they have a monopoly on fairytales, and heterosexuals think they have a monopoly on Disney, so China’s got a pretty solid lock on me and Spidey slinging off into the sunset on the big screen. If I want accurate representation of the pansexual disaster I am, I have to come to this back-alley dumpster of a website that’s older than most of the characters it makes fuck. (Probably half its users, too. Christ. Go skip ropes or something.)

    I’m not even asking for a super intense, NC-17, hardcore portrayal of my love life, just something where we get to kiss or hold hands or something cute like that. I want to share a milkshake with a hot radioactive were-arachnid. I want a fun little romance. That’s all.

     

    Anyway, so I’m railing this guy I met on Grindr, right, and he’s a sweating, slobbering wreck about it.

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    Wade gets a friend with benefits to fill the Spideypool-shaped void.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Peter wakes up in Wade's bed for the first time. Touch can be a little much first thing in the morning when your superpower is hypersensitivity.

    (For the Fic-or-Treat 2022 square "pumpkin fucking." This cannot possibly have been what they had in mind.)

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    25 Jun 2026