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Harry was not an average boy. In fact, he was often told that he was strange and freakish.
Once his aunt had found him in the backyard, surrounded by snakes all hissing at him, she had screamed and pulled him into the house shouting about how unnatural and horrid it was to play with snakes. Another time he had made his own raggedy pillow change into a luscious velvet one, he had also changed his teacher’s hair bright blue. And, most recently he had caused his cousin Dudley to fall into a snake enclosure at the zoo.
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In which Harry Potter is cunning, less oblivious, and of course, every parselmouth needs a snake. Also, beware of tons of profanity. -
The Mystery of the Vanishing Sword by shmoo22
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
26 Jan 2025
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Sherlock Holmes and John Watson return to 221B Baker St. after a busy few days of solving cases, only to be thrust into yet another one that will send them into the English countyside. Their client is anxious. Holmes is estatic. And Watson just wants to sleep in a real bed for once. Follow the great detective Sherlock Holmes and his companion Dr. John Watson as they navigate not only their case, but their feelings as well.
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“You sure? You’re…” Hank looked Connor up and down, taking in the android’s appearance for the first time. His white button up shirt was unbuttoned about halfway and stained with… “Connor, why are you covered in blood?”
“It’s Thirium, Lieutenant.”
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Connor gets his regulator ripped out while investigating Stratford Tower, and Hank'll be damned if he just lets Connor fend for himself after that.
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31 Aug 2026
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An IOU (and Other Things That Aren't Owed) by Asidian
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
09 Jun 2026
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"Alright, asshole," says Jason and plunks a folder down directly on the keyboard of Tim's laptop. "I'm calling in that IOU."
Tim doesn't startle, not visibly. But all at once there's a batarang in his hand, the blade gleaming sharp. It takes him a second to register who the intruder actually is before he gives Jason a lingering, suspicious sidelong glance and tucks it away again.
"What IOU?" says Tim. "And how'd you get in here?"
He looks like shit, frankly. There are dark smudges under his eyes, and he's lost weight since Jason's seen him last. From the coffee cups scattered around the desk, it's probably even odds that he's on at least 24 hours without sleep.
"I work in mysterious ways," declares Jason. "By which I mean your window's open. You get kind of careless when you haven't slept, Timbo."
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20 Jun 2026
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On the journey back to Camelot from the Labyrinth of Gedref, Merlin and Arthur avoid the subject of selfless sacrifice. That is, until they run out of ways to ignore the elephant in the room.
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- Part 2 of All Roads Lead to Camelot
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24 May 2026
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what if we craved to be close to each other (and we were both guys in 1400s bohemia) by boygirlwizard
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Apr 2026
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“You feel… Um. We’re too far apart, I think,” Henry muttered, and if Hans had felt any less out of his depth, he would’ve commented sarcastically on the other man’s eloquence. Before he could even begin to think of what to say instead, his squire pushed himself up and strode to his side of the room, footsteps laden with fatigue. Unconsciously, Hans pressed his back against the wall to make space.
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Hans and Henry navigate their first night after the siege of Suchdol, with no adrenaline to spur them on this time.
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- Part 1 of before the world was big
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07 May 2026
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not unlike ink on parchment by boygirlwizard
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
29 Apr 2026
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“I’m still around, then?”
“Huh?” Hans blinked, trying to parse the expression on his friend’s face.
“In your future. I’m still around?”
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Hans finds a grey hair on Henry's head.
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- Part 3 of before the world was big
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07 May 2026