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Look what the cat dragged in by Yuri-loves-Ruby (spicy_cannoli) for DeinoDevilmaus, dEBB987
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
22 Aug 2026
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A run in with a villain leaves X a little more... furry... than he'd prefer. Luckily, Smile is nearby to help him out! If only he could communicate that he wasn't just a random cat looking for a new home. Come on, Smile, there's no way normal cats are this smart!
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or, self-indulgent got turned into a cat au with some Smilex on the side, because this fandom needs more silly fluff. -
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“Uh-” the girl clutched the papers tightly in her hand “Do you need smut to enjoy a book? Or do you also like romances that only get a little steamy?”
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That… wasn’t what Kakashi was expecting. He knew some people had weird ideas about his sexual preferences because of the literature he chose to read but… this didn’t feel like that. Was she asking just to know? In what way could she possibly segway this into a confession?
“...I guess if the romance is good I don’t mind if there’s no smut?"
Yes, even him, friend-killer Kakashi, stumbled through the word 'smut'. It’s not like he’d ever used it before! This was one of the most bizarre conversations he’d had, up there with the time in his youth he’d caught Gai spying on him in the toilet.
The girl brightened at that, her wolf cut bobbing up and down as she nodded her head to herself. The big blush persisted, but she seemed to gain more confidence.
“Right! Um… I was maybe wondering if-” somehow, Kakashi no longer thought she was going to confess “-maybe you could read my story and tell me what you think about it?”
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Or, public porn-reading is less of a deterrent than he hoped, but maybe that's ok after all.
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Once more, with feeling by Yuri-loves-Ruby (spicy_cannoli)
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga)
22 Jan 2026
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Ai knows it wasn’t just a dream. The pain she felt, and the relief at finally telling her kids she loves them, there was no way it hadn’t happened. But the pain was gone, her gut completely healed, the house spotless.
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To show you something different every day by spicy_cannoli
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
02 Jul 2025
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Mike realises something is off about this whole situation, Circus Baby might be helping him now, but she was far more cunning than he first thought. She had an escape plan, he knew she did, but there was a feeling in the back of his head that told him it wouldn't end well for him. What if… what if he gave her an alternative? You know what they say, if you can’t beat them…
Or: Baby and Mike try to out manipulate each other while reaching for the same goal.
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Make my mark in the world - with a bat and a blade by spicy_cannoli
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Nov 2024
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Her height was wrong, she looked younger than he remembered, and her hair was too long, but as he looked at her face he knew she was unmistakably-
‘’Robin’’ he said, not realising he had opened his mouth until the name was already out.
Robin turned her face towards him, a recognition that shouldn’t be there flashing through her blue eyes.
He knew they weren’t supposed to meet yet, but the fact that he found her here, in a place he had never heard of from her, gave him hope, hope that he wasn’t alone. But he had to make sure, so he opened his mouth and in perfect Russian recited-‘’A trip to China sounds nice”
“if you tread lightly.’’
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Steve Harrington never understood loneliness until he was stuck five years in the past with nothing but a whole lot of trauma, insomnia, and a stupid fear of flickering lights. But still, alone or not he had the perfect opportunity to change what happened. To make sure none of his shitty kids has to sleep with the lights one because of the monsters they know are real. He could save Barb, he could save Bob, he could save- Billy.
And maybe, just maybe, Steve isn't as alone as he first thought.
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Different one-shots in the same post s3 timeline.
Or why I think some s4 things wouldn't have happened.
So far, each one shot stands as a standalone. Robin POV (so far) thought that might change.
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In which Steve somehow ends up adopting a tiny super powered girl.
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a standard standee of devotion by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2026
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Shen Yuan is dropped into the world of PIDW completely unceremoniously. Outside of the clothes on his back, he doesn't even get to take anything with him. No phone, no trashy snacks, no weapon to defend himself, no -
Wait, what's that? Oh, nevermind, it seems like he's managed to take something along with him after all: a life-size cardboard cutout of Luo Binghe himself. Hopefully no misunderstandings arise from this!
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26 Sep 2026
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Following The Cold Stream To You by BootyCrusade
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2025
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There's been a weird new NPC encounter going around the PIDW gaming community. Shen Yuan, an up-and-coming streamer is excited to experience it for himself...
Featuring Luo Bingge being, essentially, a late 2000s/early 2010s creepypasta and crawling out of a computer monitor.
Includes art!
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22 Sep 2026
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Toothaches and Heartaches by jingerhead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Apr 2024
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In an effort to no longer be Luo Binghe’s designated chew toy, Shen Yuan takes to the internet for some much needed advice. There’s only a few issues with that:
1. He looked up how to train a dog to stop biting
2. Luo Binghe most certainly isn’t a dog
3. Luo Binghe has abandonment issues the size of the moonBinghe, give Shen Yuan a break, here! What will the public think if they see the marks you leave on his skin?!
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19 Sep 2026
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everything about you resonates happiness (now i won't settle for less) by pensiveAbstraction
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Sep 2025
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“Y- you,” mumbles the heavenly demon.
“... Me?”
“Why- why did you… Why lead it away? Why come out from hiding, why distract it - why save me?! Before you even knew I was- am, also a…” he trails off, eyes flickering, looking down at his hands. ‘Also a demon,’ he doesn’t continue out loud, though Shen Yuan hears the words anyway. A pitchy laugh. He eyes the huli jing darkly.
Shen Yuan blinks. Should he … give him another hug?
Life as a clanless, homeless virgin huli jing without any aim has been going ... well, not swimmingly, but it's been going. Shen Yuan is doing fine - until a random portal scoops him up while chasing a pest away from his den, and dumps him right in the middle of the Immortal Alliance conference!
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- Part 1 of bottom shen yuan week 2025
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17 Sep 2026
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Sulfur on your breath by ShaeOfSkysong
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2025
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Luo Binghe has finally found a shizun without a rabid alternate Binghe at his side to fight him off. He finally has what he *deserves*.
This particular shizun has an entire shrine collected and arduously maintained to worship him. This is exactly what he was looking for. Time to take care of him and take him back to where he belongs.
Shen Yuan is having a very strange dream.
An extremely self indulgent pwp for the excellent Gotcha 4 Gaza!
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17 Sep 2026