tea161
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Whoop de doo, pirates upon you.
Parrot’d had good luck for the part, in terms of keeping his stuff. You know. Considering the areas he frequented were notorious for pirate activity, he’d been pretty lucky so far. He’d only lost his stuff twice over how long of doing this job? Four years? Since he was nineteen, so yeah, four years. Pretty damn good for four years.
Until today apparently.
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- Part 8 of Unstable fics go wheeee
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Letty kills Egg, then Wem violently kills Letty in retaliation, set after the big law finale fight.
You read the tags. YOu know what youre getting into. I'm not responsible if you cry.
Edit: MIGHT add some chapters to this...I have ideas. I crave people crying.
Edit 2: I have plot. I have ideas. You will suffer, but you clicked on this. Not my fault. ^w^
Edit 3: as a celebration for…1.7k hits, I’m doing some formatting editing bc it’s been bugging me. Thanks for reading!
Edit 4: …holy 2 thousand hits dear lord. Like. Thank you???
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- Part 3 of Unstable fics go wheeee
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During the fight at Capital City, Wemmbu gets a concussion.
Wemmbu was running low on rockets. That was what forced him to the ground long enough that Flame got a minecart hit in. It hit his wings the hardest, tearing holes in the membrane of the elytra.
The worst part being that when it was equipped, the wings were a part of him, like a second pair of limbs. So he could feel them ripping apart. He screamed.
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- Part 7 of Unstable fics go wheeee
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My, what a… flexible spine you have. (Seriously, gods…) by tea161 for HuntDue
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
05 Jul 2026
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Clown is flexible, Branzy is strong.
ClownPierce is an extremely flexible person. Which many people know, most of which by accident. He can’t even count how many people have walked in on him stretching for fun and have ended up running away without him even having to threaten them.
His husband was no exception. Well. Branzy knew that Clown was very flexible, he had heard of it, but he hadn’t seen it for himself.
Until today.
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- Part 6 of Cougar’s clownzy works
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I can’t even blame anyone else for this. Sleepy clownzy cuddling.
Branzy woke up slowly. The way one would when woken from a deep, peaceful, dreamless sleep. He was warm. His pillow was warmer than usual. That was odd.
…his pillow was moving up and down in slow inhales and exhales. That was odder.
Branzy blinked his eyes open. Oh. His pillow is ClownPierce.
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- Part 5 of Cougar’s clownzy works
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This is where my unstable universe fics go.
Most of em are gonna be Wemmbu (MY SON) but also a fair amount of the other protags ig- Words:
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My Lifesteal fics go here :3
Decent amt of eclipse fed(when I post those), P.M.C., clownzy, (can u tell I’ve got favorites)- Words:
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Rise fics go wheeee by tea161
Fandom Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
19 Apr 2026
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Rottmnt fics go wheeeee
They need to suffer. More.- Words:
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Minute had been expecting their plan to go wrong somewhere, somehow. With that many moving parts, that many layers? Catching the dragon in an enchantment array and suspending her over the arrival platform apparently had not been crazy enough. So, yeah. Honestly, they’d been asking for it.
Just… he didn’t think they’d been expecting anything this bad.
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wikihow: how do i get a boy to know i like him? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
31 Dec 2023
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A new school year was starting, and Branzy's friends began to notice how weird Clown was acting around him. The only person who didn't seem confused was the man himself, Branzy.
But as the year progressed and the two spent more and more time together, it became increasingly difficult for Branzy to remain oblivious to the new tensions between them.
There was really only one question on everyone's minds; What happens when Branzy notices?
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Entry of the Gladiators by Thrills (IWantToRemainASecret)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, lifesteal
13 Feb 2024
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Branzy moves into his new apartment and discovers his neighbour has... unusual music taste.
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- Part 6 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics
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A high school AU with Clown and Branzy, Clown is in the fencing club, a renowned fencer and known throughout the school as a fairly scary guy, and Branzy is head over heels for him (obviously) Will they find love? Will Branzy learn to stop shooting himself in the foot? Find out next time on dragonball z- I mean Will You Parry Me!
AKA: We don't have enough tropey fanfics in this fandom! I have come to change that, with a classic highschool AU.
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- Part 2 of Thrills LifeSteal Fics