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    Secret agent Clown happens to meet unemployed college graduate Branzy on a train back home. It ends shockingly well for both of them. After a fashion.

    Or, how:
    “Is this seat taken?”

    Branzy looked up, twitching slightly as he fumbled to pull his headphones off.

    “Uh- yep. I’m not waiting for anyone.”

    Turns into:
    “You are… something else, Branzy Craft.”

    “Aw, thanks. You seem pretty terrifying too. In a good way.”

    (For anyone who doesn't know Slow Horses; I've stolen someone else's M15 AU and made it about Minecrafters :3)

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    Chapters:
    6/13
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    243
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2,790
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    Branzy was just enjoying his day, working on his island when he was interrupted by Boosfer. Apparently, he and Clown had a fight over an item. Boosfer wanted the item, but Clown refused.

    Now Branzy must pay the prize as he is used as leverage against Clown.

    Little did Boosfer know that Clown would do anything to protect Branzy.

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    First chapter Branzy pov, second chapter Clown pov

    Language:
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    4,438
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    742
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    Branzy was so good at recovery. He was winning this.

    He’d only been stuck inside for two days, and he’d already cleaned the whole place top to bottom, and had started tinkering with their plumbing.

    After all, he only had one arm in a sling. And he didn’t actually need to use his crutches, not after the hospital finally let him go. And apart from that, and the constant ache where a knife had carved into his abdomen, and the ever-present hysteria in the back of his mind, he was fine.

    Married couple Clownzy featuring alllll of their issues, Branzy refusing to accept his limits, and Clown’s patience finally snapping

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    English
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    9,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    905
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    ClownPierce tricks Branzy into trapping himself with the deadliest player on the server for all eternity.

    Language:
    English
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    1,529
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    664
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    ‘’You know you can tell me anything right? Just don’t tell me the mafia is back or something dude..’’
    Wemmbu forces a small smile, and at that, Egg seems to relax somewhat.

    ‘’Here, take this shulker. There’s like.. a note or paper or whatever in there, it’s got like coordinates on it, you know how to follow those right?’’

    ‘’Yo im not totally hopeless man.’’

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    3,392
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    721
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    Branzy didn't usually get into fights and quarrels with other superheroes, as his power rendered him practically useless when locked in battle. Luckily a certain someone was there to help him out.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    622
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    Sometimes, Clown really wondered why Branzy stayed with him.

    It didn’t seem like much of a choice, really. His partner was so vulnerable, with a manic sweetness that seemed so exploitable. And no amount of manipulation could save you from someone with a sword and a dream.

    But… still.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,003
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    A Holiday joy has sprung upon the world of ‘Lifesteal’. At Clown’s and Branzy’s casino, it seems this has applied to them too. With Christmas Joy among in the air, a particular Clown hasn’t celebrated in long. A particular man, will change this.

    Language:
    English
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    4,955
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    817
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    Clownpierce lost a fight, despite the blood, all he can worry about is his daughter

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    462
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    It was always an interesting exercise, training with a new team. Leo was nothing new, of course, although Clown hadn’t sparred with him in a while. Minute was something new entirely, and Clown was quietly fascinated by the similarities between him and the cat hybrid.

    And, of course, it was a trust exercise. To learn each others’ weaknesses and strengths, all dressed up as a way to make each other stronger. Once they came out of this, they’d actually be able to work as a unit, and begin to work off each other, instead of merely alongside.

    Traumatised PMC working around/with each other :)

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    472
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    Look, everyone knew Clown’s partner. Or pet, or assistant, or whore, depending on who you asked.

    Everyone knew he was strange, too naive and quick-witted simultaneously to have any chance of not sticking out whenever he was with people like them. Everyone knew he was loud, and irritating, and likeable, and utterly, unarguably, untouchable.

    Various duos at a mafia meeting, featuring childlike/sensory seeking Branzy, my og Parrot characterisation and pissy Reddoons

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    3,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,521
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    The thing about Lifesteal, was that people got hurt. It was something everyone accepted, part of the contract they signed themselves into. Sometimes they got hurt badly. Clown should know that one, because he was normally the one hurting them.

    But sometimes, it just hit different.

    Turns out, it's easy to underestimate what a sonic boom kill from a warden can do to a human body. And its even easier for Clown to blame himself for it all.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,030
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    881
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    Branzy went through something terrible and he'll never be the same person again

    Language:
    English
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    3,576
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    821
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    “You get favours from me for this, so you know.”

    “Uh- sure. W- why?”

    Branzy tried not to fidget. Clown’s voice was careful, his hands unshaking, sitting perfectly straight as he wrapped bandages around Branzy’s forearms.

    Sort of a prequel, sort of sheer Clownzy depression/protectiveness. no need to read the rest of the series.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,107
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    A rewrite for an orphaned story, which I had a taste for, and was sad not to see it finished.

    Branzy hated, or well, disliked a lot of things and people.
    But should he love or hate someone who covered himself in blood for him?

    Language:
    English
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    5,507
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4,228
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    Branzy is very bad at being loved, and Clown is nearly as bad at being in love

    Title from Dream Alone by NateWantsToBattle

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    313
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2,128
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    They were wearing a clown mask. Somehow just jarring enough to pique Wilbur’s curiosity. A clear parallel to the aggressive casino aesthetic surrounding them, but just offset enough to seem subversive.

    Their whole outfit was to match too, which only impressed Wilbur more. Anyone willing to dress up like they were straight out of a circus, complete with flared crimson sleeves and horn-like lilipets earned a little admiration for commitment to the bit.

    Wilbur and Clown play poker

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    English
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    3,312
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    559
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    Clown really wasn’t sure what to make of his new partner.

    Well, he knew his opinion. He knew he’d had his eye on Branzy all season, and he knew the dog hybrid was smarter than most of everyone else around here, and he knew the way Branzy lit up when he was excited made something in him happy.

    Branzy acts like a puppy. He might as well be one.

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    English
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    2,733
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,999
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    If it had been anyone else, Clown would probably have bodychecked them onto the ground. Possibly breaking several ribs. Certainly not giving them the time of day—evening, really, but who cared—to explain themselves. People didn’t touch him. They just didn’t. Most of them knew better.

    But not Branzy. As it was, Clown just lightly pulled his arm out of the dog hybrid’s grip, tilting his head in a way Branzy should recognise as polite curiosity.

    They may not be partners this season, but Clown remains kinder than he cares to admit towards Branzy.

    Or; you know how scared dogs get during fireworks?

    Series
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    English
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    2,568
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,774
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    Prompt: ‘You’ve got a lot of nerve to dredge up all my fears’

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,009
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    536

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