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Counterpoint by ApolloInAnAlcove, terrible_at_magic for mybelovedismine (beloved_91)
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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It’s been six days since Aziraphale and Crowley stopped the second coming from coming. That should have been the hard part. The best way to deal with the mess of themselves in the aftermath would probably be to have a nice long talk about the important things.
So instead they go to Royal Albert Hall to hear a performance of the concerto that Crowley accidentally kind-of sort-of commissioned from Antonio Vivaldi, and Crowley didn’t really think everything through.
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Weakly, Crowley’s eyes flickered down, and he saw the angel blushing, as if now, suddenly, of all things, he had succumbed to reticence. He was sat back on his knees, and the soft accordion folds of him were dewy with sweat and moonlight.
Or: as in all things, Aziraphale indulges.
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Bookmarked by ApolloInAnAlcove (terrible_at_magic)
02 Dec 2024
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The Garden of Delights by ZehWulf
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Mar 2025
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Welcome to the Garden of Delights! A "something for everyone" highly structured sex club that has invested a lot of infrastructure in turning the ethos of "Safe, Sane & Consensual" into a functional business operations model for all types of sexual encounters. (I pitch this to fellow Americans as "like a sexy Dave & Buster's.")
Aziraphale, a club veteran, and Crowley, a club newbie, keep running into each other in different areas, or grottos, of the club and delighting in how sexually (and perhaps romantically?) compatible they are. Unfortunately, given their mutual penchant for anonymous consensual non-consent encounters, they don't always recognize each other...
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02 Dec 2024
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Finest gourmet by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Dec 2023
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NSFW art of the most hedonistic angel of them all dining on the most blessed demon on earth
Find me on tumblr at chernozemm ;)
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Bookmarked by ApolloInAnAlcove (terrible_at_magic)
09 Dec 2024
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Despite Knowing Better... by ineffabildaddy
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
23 Jan 2024
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After the Ineffable Divorce, Aziraphale and fem!Crowley can't stop fucking. They've laid out some ground rules, but, of course, they can't help breaking them...
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Bookmarked by ApolloInAnAlcove (terrible_at_magic)
10 Dec 2024
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Crowley is enjoying a side hustle as a sex worker, but nothing could have prepared him for who comes walking through the door.
He should probably say no. But the Archangel Gabriel hiring an escort is too intriguing to pass up, and Crowley has to know more.
Can he help Gabriel find what he's looking for?
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Bookmarked by ApolloInAnAlcove (terrible_at_magic)
17 Dec 2024