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    "You don't know what you're talking about," Suguru says dismissively, his voice laced with quiet indifference and a hint of irritation. The deliberate clink of books and pens echoes in the stillness, a subtle reminder of the distance he’s putting between them. His gaze flickers toward Satoru. "And get off my desk."

    Satoru’s lips curl into a smug smile as he rolls his tongue over the lollipop hanging lazily from his mouth. Unbothered, his eyes sparkle with mischief. "Or what, Professor?"

    OR

    Gojo Satoru knew nothing about love when he started playing his game. He knew nothing of its gifts and its sorrows and its consequences. There were only two things that he was sure about: for one, he was obsessed with space, and for another, he wanted Geto Suguru to notice him.

    The rest, all of the things that Satoru wasn't prepared for, came long after he began to play.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Satoru Gojo doesn't do romance, doesn't take anything seriously, and is definitely not a bottom.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “So, let me get this straight.”
    “You mean ‘gay’?” Satoru interjects, earning an eye roll from Suguru.
    “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend? So, we wouldn’t be going as friends, but as a couple?”
    “Exactly.” Satoru nods, taking another big bite out of his slice of pizza.

    Delicious.
    Free food tastes so much better than food he’s had to pay for.

    “Okay, don’t take offence when I ask you this, but are you out of your fucking mind?!” Suguru looks like he’s about to lose his mind, if Satoru is being honest.
    This can’t be that hard to grasp, can it?

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    Satoru really can’t take one more year of countless questions about his dating life and being unsuccessfully set up with yet another woman by his parents.
    So he does the only logical thing. He gets himself a fake boyfriend.

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    31 May 2026

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    “I’m sick of your attitude,” he growled. “I’m sick of you stomping around when I’m right fucking here, more than willing to help you with whatever has you like this. I know you think that just because you’re the strongest, you don’t need assistance from anybody, but you seem to forget that you’re still human. You still need people.”

    You need me, he thought, flexing the hand still hovering in front of Satoru’s chest.

    “And there are people who want to help you. But I can’t do that if you don’t let me in,” he continued, his words sounding more and more like a plea.

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    17 May 2026

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    “I have an idea.”

    Suguru perks up at the sound of Satoru’s voice, paling slightly when he takes in the expression on his face.

    He has one of those looks, the one that tells Suguru the next words that will come out his mouth will either be absolutely brilliant, or the worst thing he’s ever heard.

    Suguru gulps slightly, his palms suddenly feeling clammy. He wipes them on his thighs before letting his finger trace the rim of his glass. “What is it?”

    “You can take me!” he beams, a magnificent smile spreading across his lips. “I’ll be your boyfriend!”

    If Suguru could see his reflection right now, he would probably look as pale as Satoru.

    A smoke signal, a flare gun going off, someone coming up to him and blatantly saying, ‘Hey, your best friend is about to say something really fucking crazy’, anything would have been nice to prepare Suguru for this.

    “What?” Suguru croaks.

    or; Satoru volunteers being Suguru's fake boyfriend and nothing can go wrong.

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    15 May 2026