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She'll jump in the river; you'll wish you're the water by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2024
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The desperate housewives AU no one asked for. Ms.Fell gets a new pool boy. Anthony is more than willing to be her plaything.
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Limu Station sits on the abyssal plain five miles below the surface and for twelve precious hours, Crowley and Aziraphale have it all to themselves.
Or do they?
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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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It is known that animals can feel when danger is afoot.
But nobody asks the grass and the flowers and the bushes how they feel when change is coming, nobody thinks about them in times of danger. -
The Shared Desk Dilemma [PODFIC] by Outrageous_Ring
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jul 2024
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Summary: In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.
Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.
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Hereditary Enemies by Beckers522
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Megamind (2010)
01 Jun 2024
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A Superhero's work is not for the faint of heart. Although he does not enjoy the bells and whistles that go along with it, Aziraphale knows it is his duty to protect the people of his city. He was given a unique gift, and to ignore that gift would be selfish, no matter how tempting his simple dream of owning a bookshop might seem some days.
It isn't all bad. He has respect. Adoration from thousands of grateful citizens. A steady job with enough money to last him a lifetime. If only he could manage to keep his villain in check. The Serpent is a crafty one - clever and mysterious and somehow manages to wriggle his way out of every bit of trouble he finds himself in. If Aziraphale could find a way to stop him for good, maybe his boss would finally let him retire. If he could stop The Serpent, they wouldn't need him in The Host anymore and Aziraphale could spend his days with his tea and his books and maybe, if he were brave enough, that attractive red-haired man that owns the flower shop just down the road.
All he has to do is figure out the source of his nemesis' powers and the life he's always wanted could finally be his. That shouldn't be too difficult for a hero his caliber.
Should it?
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- Part 1 of Hereditary Enemies (Superheroes)
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Growing Pains by hope_in_the_dark
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 May 2024
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Crowley goes to therapy, because he needs it. This is a story of hurt and healing, and eventually finding out what it means to be happy.
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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
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The Beginning and the End by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Feb 2024
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A bitter alpha. A closeted omega. Alone together at the end of the world.
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When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.
It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.
His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.
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Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.
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Because he was still a little too often inclined to push things to their absolute limit, just to see how far they could stretch before inevitably snapping back to pop him in the eye, Crowley had declared, "Anytime. If you’re feeling randy, I’m your demon."
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The Ineffables, learning slowly but surely how to be together and relax in retirement, come up with a new Arrangement.
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[Podfic] Villainous by SkyAsimaru for IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower. And a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.
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[Multivoice Podfic] The Next Place by Djapchan, Elle_dubs (avril_o), HowOldAreWe, ineffably (seeking_semperfiona), kittieclaw-pods (kittieclaw), kittona multivoice pods (kittona), Literarion, sPODghetti (RainingPrince), with (ChaosKiro), with (CompassRose), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (korechthonia), with (Tipsy_Kitty)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2023
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Crowley dies. And then he wakes up. In the Next Place.
And, in this afterlife for demons that he never knew existed, and from which he is determined to escape, he finds someone there that he's not particularly happy to see.... -
Tying the Knot by Kaiart525 (thewritingotter), Phoenix_Soar
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Nov 2023
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Genteel breeding does little for one who stands last in line to inherit, especially when one is also an omega.
Upon learning that he is to be given away in marriage to an alpha viscount he has never met before, Aziraphale Fell rebels the only way he can—by taking advantage of an extravagant masquerade ball to spend the night with someone of his choosing. Luckily for him, he sparks the interest of a handsome red-haired alpha…
Written for Volume 2 of the GOmegaverse Zine. A collaboration with the artist, kaiart525.
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- Part 19 of We Were in Screaming Colour
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Crowley is temporarily forced into his snake form. Aziraphale is definitely enjoying it.
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“Can’t you shrink down?” Aziraphale says. “Surely that’s a tad too large?”
“Wasssn’t sssupposed to happen at all,” Crowley hisses angrily. He tries to shift back, but nothing happens aside from a nauseating twinge in his belly. “And too large for what, anyway?”
“Oh, to sit - or rather, curl up properly,” Aziraphale says with a far-away look in his eyes and Crowley is struck with the sudden insight that Aziraphale is, at this moment, imagining Crowley draped over various pieces of furniture.
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[PODFIC] The God Below by Julibellule for ChubbyHornedEquine
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Aug 2023
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[Immersive podfic experience] In order to have good crops, a spring & summer, every year someone is sacrificed to The God Below
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The Same Three Chords by AnnetheCatDetective
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2023
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They're older than dirt-- so, too, their association. But there are some things an angel can't admit to... and it doesn't get easier with the invention of time.
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The Bentley watches from the kerb as her demon and his angel tackle events she doesn't quite understand. But she's confident they'll get through it like they always do. After all, they've been together since her demon brought her home. What could possibly come between them?
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A Fine Taste by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jul 2023
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When a guest repeatedly asks for a declaration of the ingredients used in his dishes, Chef Crowley is stumped. Things might become a bit clearer once he learns that famous critic A. Z. Fell has written a review of his restaurant.
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Chemistry by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).
They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.
That's all about to change.