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When a familiar evening of old routines takes an unexpected turn, lines Caleb and you never dared to cross begin to blur. What begins as familiar care quickly twists into something far more dangerous. Insatiable desire seeps into the spaces between breaths, into memories that were never as innocent as they pretended to be. Caleb has always known how to make the pain go away, how to love you unconditionally, but now he only craves more. He doesn't just want your heart, he wants your body. He wants your soul. All to himself. To revel in your taste, to worship you for eternity.
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“You only have one minute. When the sands stop flowing, you will be removed from this throne. Time moves ever forward, after all,” he finished with a slightly wry smile.
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By His Will by Owl_Party
Fandoms: Star Wars: Thrawn Series - Timothy Zahn (2017), Star Wars: Thrawn Ascendancy Trilogy - Timothy Zahn
06 Dec 2025
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Eli’s devotion to Thrawn increases over time.
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- Part 28 of Thrantovember 2025
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As an archer, Nina's good with her hands.
November Drabble Challenge Day 19: Quiver
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- Part 19 of November 2025 Drabble Challenge
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The World Works In Mysterious Ways by sweetbao
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Nov 2025
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When Hua Cheng asks Xie Lian about the truth of his unspeakable affliction, the mortified Xie Lian impulsively turns the question back on his friend.
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HC: Does your dick work?
XL: You’re dead, does yours?
(the pause is going into labor)
HC: Yes, actually. I’m not sure why.
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Tamora is clever with her words, and she figures out a way to incorporate her game script into situations where it shouldn't fit. This has an interesting effect on Felix.
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Contessa Selina Digatti and Kate Kane have ways of avoiding unwanted visitors...
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The pain I am in every waking second is unexplainable. Misery and jealousy of your agony-absent life has eaten me up. I have grown distant, bitter, and rotten to the core.
But I cling to hope. As life goes on, I can too. But only if I recover.
A beacon of light has shined my way; so bright, so inviting. I can’t let this opportunity pass me by.
But I need your help.
…Will you help me, my dear brother?
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the captain's finery by essektheylyss (divinationwizard)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
05 Nov 2025
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The remnants of the bachelor party must be seen to be believed.
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At the start of a brand-new season, Bdubs calls dibs on Etho's death-virginity.
(One of my personal favorites.)
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"Ow," he wheezes, one hand coming up to rest on his sternum. "You can't just..." he protests, but he's smiling again. He knows Bdubs can tell from his eyes. "You can't call someone pretty and then punch them." He's already laughing again. It's barely more than a huff, at first — but it builds, his head tilting back and shaking incredulously against the ground.
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Euphemisms and Cars doing the do
I did this for a bet ×So please don't take it seriously ×Extra Cursed ×I did win the bet though ×My friends offered me points if I wrote a fic in the car for Cars and made them laugh ×They expected something Eldritch ×Instead, it's Cars smut and the first smut I've written -
The Bathtub Time Machine by Lysander_EventFics (Lysander12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter is just a normal guy until one night when he falls asleep in his bathtub and awakens in the 1500's, in the presence of a beautiful princess.
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Gordon's travels through Ravenholm are a bit different this time...
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Eddie's sweat pants are low on his hips as he stands in front of the mirror in the bathroom, admiring his latest acquisition. (Fancy word for a fancy man, he thinks to himself.) He has quite the collection by now, with silly toons and beautiful art pieces stretched along his skin between the criss-cross of fading scars. A parent doesn't pick a favorite child, but this latest tattoo is cutting it pretty damn close.
There is a knock at the door, sweetly enough (Eddie would have barged in), and Steve's voice through the door.
"Wanna make dinner with me, babe?"
"Yeah, sure. I'll just put some lotion on the snake, and I'll be with you." Eddie calls back.
He doesn't think any of it, but there is a beat of silence on the other side of the door.OR; Eddie doesn't listen to himself speak, but Steve does :)
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Beating an addiction is an uphill battle.
When Eira moved to the peaceful valley, she never expected to stumble upon a past as troubled as Sebastian’s.
All she wanted to do was to help. But instead, her presence awakened a storm he wasn’t quite ready to face...
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Wizards don’t have sex. It says so in the Lore.
It’s a fact of the Disc, and it was probably decided by a bunch of wizards with names like Lloullorallyn the Defiant or Ooruugaman the Faithful who had made resisting the spice of life into a lifestyle, in the same way that they avoided even the most buttery of curries.
But they can make an exception for a poor, unfortunate wizard who had someone force themselves onto him.
Someone like Rincewind, if he played his cards right.Series
- Part 2 of [Insert inventive Discworld pun here]
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Tempting the obvious temptress himself by Gun Roswell (GunRoswall)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
09 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale acting way too innocent in all this.
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You carve into my marble now you'll never be apart from it by EleonoraParker
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
08 Oct 2025
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A loud moan erupted from her mouth as her back arched like a wave ready to crash against the shore. Her face its crest, pointed towards the ceiling, but the night was too dark to see the stars over it. And the shore…the shore seemed so distant.[...]
Agatha was staring at her, darkened eyes wide with wonder, clouded by pure lust so evidently deep it made Rio’s insides shake. As if she had never seen something so precariously beautiful as that impossibly taut body towering over her, stuck on her fingers, barely grazed by the distant street lights, dark with shadows and arousal; as if she knew for a fact that that something belonged to her. That Rio belonged to her.[...]
She wondered what it would be like to be stuck in that moment forever, calcified into a beautiful formation, pulled up by a hedonic call and defeated by a shuttering force all at the same time; petrified in Teresa’s ecstasy, waiting for the fatal blow, unable and unwilling to withdraw from it.OR
The self-destructive Sculptor!Rio smut depressing AU inspired by crying after sex by Xana
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- Part 1 of Flowers may sprout from lifeless stones
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The Different Ways to Fly by Lysander_EventFics (Lysander12)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Harry never expected to survive the war. Now, he has no plan and only one desire: to forever remain by the side of his best friend.
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- Part 2 of Euphemisms
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Rumi can swallow kimbap. Some might say 'deepthroat' it.
It's a revelation.Series
- Part 18 of Coexisting Chaos - KPDH