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    Norman has never been a very good omega. Skip doesn't even really know what that entails. There's a lot to unpack in that brain they share, before and after symbiosis.

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    A whole hotel for a single delightful holiday is truly one of the marvels of all this interdimensional travel. Olethra wakes up early the next morning to go explore, leaving Maxwell to his own devices—most likely, attempting to get ahold of the Zephyr again.

    (Olethra hopes he fails. It’s selfish, to be sure, but there’s something about this place that makes her sort of giddy, and she’s getting to spend it all with her favorite person—what could be better? So she hopes beyond hope that Maxwell cannot reach anyone until the end of the stay—not, of course, because anyone is hurt, but because fate wants her to have time alone with him to let it all develop.)

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    or: Christmas hotels are great for multiverse tourism.

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    “so deck those halls, trim those trees / raise up cups of christmas cheer / i just need to catch my breath / christmas by myself this year” – the waitresses, christmas wrapping

    Skip is complaining about finals, mostly—something Norman is glad to be on the other side of, and he thinks that doing another damn degree might just kill him—and the conversation shifts to the upcoming break; how happy they both are that it’s almost here, what everyone else’s plans are, they even talk about the damn weather like some old married couple. A white Christmas.

    It should maybe feel nicer than it does. Ain’t that something that people get all excited about? Snow on Christmas. Seems like the sort of thing, and somewhere in the back of his mind is a memory, snow crunching under tires and two bodies leaned up against him in the bed of a beat up truck. It takes him a moment to claw his way out of his own damn head, and another to realize that Skip has been talking still and he hasn’t been paying a lick of attention.

    or: norman and skip deserve their first good christmas. they aren’t so sure of this.

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    Nobody is listening to him.

    They probably shouldn’t. Norman doesn’t ever say anything worth listening to.

    But tonight is different. Tonight, he’d like them to both remember. Because tonight—fucking hell, tonight of all fucking nights, he’s got to tell them something important, so they’d had Natalie’s brother Nate sneak them some alcohol and cover for them since Natalie’s parents were out of town—plausible deniability, of course—and it had all been Norman’s idea. He wants tonight to be good, so maybe when he tells them, they won’t be so mad. He hates when they’re mad at him.

    He’s also drunk, so he says this aloud.

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    or: A crack in the timeline.

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    You wake up to silence.

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    He thought he had a perfectly defensible position for why the last time he'd celebrated Zedmas had been when he was thirty-five cycles old.

    The thing was, Skip disagreed.

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    Christmas isn't always a good time and Norman Takamori isn't always a good person. But he's trying void dammit.

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    Taking a look at Norman's history surrounding the holidays and how he moves forward

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    It's the Gift of the Magi but make it Starstruck Odyssey!

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    Oh, okay. Uh, so-

    I can- I can take care of this, Norman interrupts. He thinks he’d maybe rather die than explain jerking off to a brain slug in his head.

    Dramatic, Skip observes.

    Skip gets to know the autonomic nervous system, and how to score some free oxytocin.

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    in which Zortch sports some new earrings, Skip wants to accessorize, and Norman remembers that being yourself isn't supposed to hurt

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    "live right now, yeah, just be yourself / it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else" - jimmy eat world, in the middle

    There’s not much left of Skip’s life that is of any concern to his father, anyway. Not since early that morning when he’d packed away only what he absolutely needed of his life by the light of the single flickering street lamp on the corner, not since finding that sketchy Craigslist ad offering a bedroom in a townhouse for $650 a month and utilities covered, “Serious inquiries only,” and certainly not since graduating high school and secretly enrolling in an online undergraduate photography program right under his father’s nose.

    or: toxic families, terrible leadership, unbreakable bonds, and a universe a little bit (or a lot) to the left

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    It's a simple enough premise: the Brigade is trying to make change from the ground up. The Barry Battalion wants to make change in their own backyard before they keep trying to do it on far-flung planets.

    It's not what they thought they were signing up for, and eleven clones suffer the consequences.

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    They had been laying here for marbecs, staring sightlessly at the low plastic ceiling of their bunk while Norman ground his teeth and held his shoulders and neck so tight that Skip thought his bones might snap. Skip was tired—they both were—and was starting to get more than a little pissed because tomorrow was his turn to front for the malton unit, and at this rate he was going to be too exhausted to enjoy it.

    I thought you'd be happy all the Jib-Job spaces were rented out, Skip finally said around the fourth or fifth time Norman heaved a soul-weary sigh.

    I'm happy for the ship's bank account, Norman said after a martron of uncomfortable silence. The words came slowly, deliberate. He was still getting used to talking inside their head. Hate it for me.


    Norman has a hard time sleeping in the shared crew quarters. Skip helps.

    Kinktober Day 22: Quiet Sex

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    "God, the three of you are beautiful together."

    Nyne brushed Norman's hair back from his forehead and cupped his cheek, skin fever-hot under his palm. Norman looked at him with glassy eyes, pupils blown out so wide only a thin ring of brown remained, tinged with a faint green glow.

    "Barry," Norman gasped, and Nyne knew it was Norman because of the way his lips formed around the syllables, the rough edge to his voice, the clinging remnants of an old Kansas drawl.

    "Which one?" Barry Syx asked with a smirk.


    Kinktober Day 19: Creampie

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    “If any of that wasn’t just dirty talk, I was serious,” Barry Nyne offers. “You can talk to Barry about it.”

    Norman frowns. “You won’t?”

    Barry Nyne snickers. “You aren’t getting out of it that easily. You want to get fucked by two Barrys, you can use your words.”

    If he wasn’t already laying down, Norman would have gone weak at the knees.

    “Noted.”

    kinktober day 25: double penetration

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    It was the fact that Skip had spent a considerable amount of time looking for a sex toy that resembled what maybe, a theoretical Skip dick could look like, in reality.

    You think a lot of yourself, don't you, Skip?

    kinktober day 24: anal sex

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    WELCOME TO MY HALFHEARTED ATTEMPT AT KINKTOBER

    will not be fulfilling every prompt but whoo boy am i fulfilling some of them.

    WELCOME TO THROUPLEWURST

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    Symbiosis introduced Skip to all kinds of incredible new experiences he never knew he was missing out on. Piloting a body had never been easier, no longer a parasite struggling to take over an unwilling host, but a copilot and partner, as if the body belonged to him as much as it belonged to Norman. They shared memories and emotions and dreams effortlessly—after they'd untangled the mess of distrust and suspicion between them, once Norman let his guard down, once he understood that Skip was not judging him, would never judge him—endless conversations in their dreamlike interior mindscape. There was an unexpected joy in knowing another person so completely and being known in return. Symbiosis was a singing harmonic thrum, a melody that hummed across his connection with Norman in everything they did.

    There was also, of course, the sex.


    Kinktober Day 16: Aftercare

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    It was all electricity based, wasn’t it? Cerebroslugs controlled (and symbiotically worked with) brains based on electrical impulses, so what was stopping them from being able to do the same with android electrical systems?

    kinktober day 19: electricity

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    A shadow passed over him of someone with a drinks tray and he raised his empty glass, not immediately looking up from his book.

    “Another round,” he said, distracted. But instead of getting back an affirmative sound, it was a confused one; and Norman looked at the source of the shadow for the first time and was confronted with the fact that it was not a waiter, but a man with brightly coloured hair and swimming trunks.

    Norman choked silently as he took in the sight in front of him. This was practically indecent exposure.

    kinktober day 18: size queen

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