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A.k.a. Umino Iruka vs. Marriage
Umino Iruka is not getting married, has no plans to get married, and does not want to get married. He's far too busy to consider a relationship at the moment, what with trying to overhaul all of Konoha's administration systems, including the Civil Partnerships Department.
No, the problem is that everyone else has gotten married. Everyone.
(Or: In which Konoha has sort of been Shinobi Vegas for decades and this has consequences.)
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- Part 5 of Team Seven vs. Paperwork
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22 Jun 2026
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Moon beams, wolf fangs, and other silver things in Obitos room by Name_Changed_For_Legal_Reasons
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2024
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Obito woke up to the press of weight over him.
He blinked blearily upwards, eyes sticky and mind disoriented from sleep as he tried to understand what was happening.
When he finally processed the fact that there was someone hovering over him, someone who must have broken into his home, he jolted fully awake, nearly throwing himself off of the bed before he realized exactly who the intruder was.
"Wha— Kakashi?"
Or, Kakashi time travels back to his genin days. Obito is appropriately confused.
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22 Jun 2026
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Obito only has one goal, to graduate and then leave the god forsaken town for good. All those faces, the judgmental eyes, the laughter, the ridicule, years of pretending they don’t affect him, he’s absolutely sick of it all. He wants nothing more than to leave that miserable place controlling his every will. That is until he meets Kakashi, a boy whose world is more than meets the eye.
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- 241,000
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- 25/25
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18 Jun 2026
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No one is afraid of the girl who calls herself Rin-Rin, not at first. She's a genius (a couple decades of another life will do that), but she's annoying, clinging to childhood even as her body count climbs. She'd much rather be adored than feared, especially by her favorite
victimspeople.But her village is at war, and the more Rin loses to its gaping maw, the more she yearns to shed her cute mask and let her enemies know why they should be afraid.
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- 25/25
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- 544
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16 Jun 2026
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Kakashi Hatake was pretty sure his new genin were going to be the death of him.
They were worth it, though.
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- Part 1 of By Your Side
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- English
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- 609,514
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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16 Jun 2026
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Hot Off the Press by kentuckyfriedmegumi
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
24 Dec 2025
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Fushiguro Megumi is a hard news journalist for a fairly successful newspaper in Toshima City, one of the central wards in Tokyo. He specializes in writing news for crime and politics.
Crime and politics.
So, when his Editor-In-Chief, Gojo Satoru, decides to put him on a sports feature, highlighting some famous boxer known as Itadori Yuuji, Megumi can't help but consider quitting right then and there.
Seriously, what kind of story could come from that?
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- 21/21
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16 Jun 2026
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https://end-otw-racism.tumblr.com/post/716978822501875712/fandom-against-racism-a-manifesto
Orochimaru had always called him mercurial. Sasuke grimaces in mild disgust at the thought of the snake sannin. He shakes off the memory of cold hands on his skin to focus on the human floating in the tank before him.
Well, he could screw off with his thinly veiled insults. He wasn't alive, he didn't count.
OR: From four disjointed teenagers to the hunter team Hebi to the famous - or infamous - Taka, they've always had their ups and downs. But no one can say they regret it, in the end.
(DISCONTINUED)
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- Part 1 of sasuke's revolution verse woooo
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- 93,611
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- 23/25
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16 Jun 2026
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Dying isn't always painful, Minato is sure. He probably just has really bad luck. (SI) (Minato-centric)
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- 21/?
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13 Jun 2026
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A few months after Sasuke turns seven, he starts seeing double.
He doesn’t really know how to bring up the fact that if he tries to look at cousin Shisui from the corner of his left eye, he can’t see him at all.
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- 36,996
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- 8/?
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12 Jun 2026
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"It's possible my students are demons sent to torture me for my sins," Kakashi sighs, drink in hand.
Gai pats him on the back. "You'll be fine, my friend."
"They're punctual, Gai. Punctual."
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- Part 7 of Naruto Works
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- English
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- 8,039
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- 2/2
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- 383
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11 Jun 2026
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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- Part 1 of Check the Menu
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- English
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- 156,760
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- 21/36
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10 Jun 2026
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Naruto is just about to call out with a big grin when he stutters to a sudden halt, blue eyes widen comically.
There's no way Obito-sensei is kissing someone other than Kakashi-san!
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Or three times the kids thought they caught their teacher red-handed and one time the truth came out~
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08 Jun 2026
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It’s a nice inn room, split by a partition. There was a sitting area, with a table and chairs; and a sleeping area, with two tatami mats and lots of blankets. Obito would like it, he was a cuddle monster and a blanket thief, and if there were two tatami, that meant he wouldn’t be stealing from Kakashi.
Kakashi finds himself a little disappointed by the discovery. Two mats instead of one. He should be happy to be free of Obito’s suffocating cuddles and blanket thievery. He is. He is happy. And yet...
Or, there were TWO beds instead of one.
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- Part 4 of Pebble Brain
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08 Jun 2026
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Morino Ibiki finally opens his stashed sake bottle and for the first time in years stops thinking about his top-notch, best of the best, T&I’s most vicious interrogators.
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- 4,220
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- 1/1
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08 Jun 2026
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Gotta see, Gotta know! Kakashi's real face! by hanamitai
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
26 Aug 2025
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“Tell him, Naruto!” yells Sakura, who, despite being the smartest of the three, is apparently just as susceptible to being pulled into the vortex of idiocy the two boys specialize in. “I thought Kakashi-sensei was your friend, Obito-sensei. Shouldn’t you want the best for his team?”
Obito stares at them, eyebrows knitting together progressively. “...Your idea of teamwork,” he says slowly, “is to snoop and stalk Kakashi?”
Team 7 tries to pry out that mask that sits on top of Kakashi's face, featuring new member, Obito Uchiha!
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08 Jun 2026
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When he answered the summons, Lady Tsunade handed him the mission scroll without more than a short greeting, and he read through it carefully. “A bodyguard assignment?” he asked incredulously, eyeing the S-rank label at the top of the page as though it were a lie.
“For the eldest son of the Fire Daimyō, yes.”
If the client was so high-reaching, then the ranking made sense. But the estimated duration on the scroll was listed as unknown, which nagged him. “I’ll be protecting the heir apparent, then.”
“Not quite.”
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A mission from the Fire Daimyō brings Kakashi to the capital, where he'll be guarding the lord's outcast son, who has driven off every bodyguard assigned to him thus far. He prepares for another painful assignment with an unpleasant client, but quickly realizes his assumptions are off the mark.
It's the daimyō's court that's unpleasant, not the prince.
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- Part 2 of OBKK Week 2026
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- English
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- 8,933
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- 2/6
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08 Jun 2026
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Kakashi opened the creaking wooden doors of the Church, hoping to pray for God to save his place of worship, to beg mercy and forgiveness for his sinful father as he had done for the past six years.
Kakashi was instead met with Obito Uchiha, splayed over the chipped wooden altar like he belonged there, with a lit cigarette in his mouth.
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07 Jun 2026
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How To Survive The Weirdest Experience Of Your Life by IncompleteSentanc (Erava)
Fandoms: Naruto
30 Aug 2016
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Obito has lived through the single weirdest experience of his life. Not many could say that they'd gotten crushed by a boulder, had half their body replaced by creepy alien flesh, was promptly held captive for a year by a supposed-to-be-dead Madara Uchiha, was saved by a randomly raiding pack of supervillains, then promptly killed by them, fixed up again, then dumped in a forest, and finally, FINALLY, returned home again.
Yeah.
His life has gotten pretty weird. But he's home, he has his family, and he has hope that someday soon he'll be able to say he didn't just survive the experience - but that he also come out of it pretty okay.
(Sequel to How To Save The World)
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- Part 2 of A How To Guide To Shinobi Life
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- English
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- 40,041
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 10
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- 416
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- 9,063
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06 Jun 2026
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It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.
(In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)
- Language:
- English
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- 63,805
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- 17/21
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- 63
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- 3,226
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Bookmarked by Average_Aussie
05 Jun 2026
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Hatake waved his hand dismissively. “I’m sure it’s fine—”
Iruka finally snapped. “It’s illegible! Our cryptology department wouldn’t be able to read this! There are first-year pre-genin with better handwriting. No, there are nin-dogs with better handwriting. And where did the mud even come from? You were supposed to be in Sand!”
***5 times Iruka wanted to kill Kakashi at the mission desk + 1 time he kissed him instead***
- Language:
- English
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- 12,323
- Chapters:
- 2/2
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- 6
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- 218
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- 6,008
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Bookmarked by Average_Aussie
05 Jun 2026