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The worst Attack on Titan fic ever by WinglessButterfly
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
17 Dec 2025
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Mikasa's journey back to Shinganshina to bury Eren .
This fic is NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. It's just a crack fic. The title should give that away .
There's some weird and disturbing things in this fic so if that's not for you don't read it.
You've been warned.
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The one where Kronos threatens Methos, Methos remembers the past and threatens Kronos right back, and Mac walks in and is confused.
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Time and Punishment by Anonymous for justtothesea
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
16 Dec 2025
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The room seemed to tilt sideways, so much so that Colin felt the need to grip the doorframe until he thought the wood might splinter beneath his fingers. Anthony being left at the altar. That dreadful Whistledown article about Eloise. The Featherington Ball. All of those things had happened.
They had happened months ago.
He had danced through that night drunk on victory, had attended Anthony’s much more successful wedding to Kate in August, had gone on to his second tour. He had returned to London just days ago for the new season. He had attended the Danbury Ball. He had spoken to Penelope on the terrace. He had gone to Mondrich’s and gotten drunk and punched Fife in the face and given his father’s sleeve buttons to a beggar and—
—and died.
Or: Colin Bridgerton being an idiot...repeatedly
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After the Cows' basketball game is cancelled due to an approaching snowstorm, the team is left in the school without a way to get home. Nichole sets up a silly charm to calm Tweek's nerves.
corpse party AU
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I did the meat part right away. Actually, that's what I do most in life: freak out and force others to eat raw meat on the street 😱
lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe I, Raissa, will do the previous part of Claire's story someday, but I haven't had time.
Maybe I'll do that.The story:
Fifteen-year-old Claire, a sarcastic science nerd, was thrust into a cosmic destiny after a fall in a subway tunnel revealed her lineage: the immortal daughter of the benevolent entity Clarissa (Time) and the tyrannical king Ordan (Gravity). When Claire displayed the empathy of her imprisoned mother by attempting to liberate her father's enslaved people, Ordan, seeing her as a failed heir, ripped away a portion of her gravitational powers and exiled her to an alternate Earth. Traumatized and unable to control her remaining abilities, Claire inadvertently leveled 80 cities. Weakened and abandoned, she finds herself targeted by Vought, who sends Homelander to recruit her. Homelander immediately reconheci the disheveled girl as an old acquaintance , a nerdy, unimpressive kid who once offended his "narcissism"leading him into a violent, screaming tantrum where he physically attempts to force her to eat raw steak.
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“But, uh… With that being said, no new system is without its…kinks. You’re only the second guard to work at this location. The first guy finished his week but complained about…conditions. We, uh, switched him over to the day shift. So hey, lucky you, right?”
Chan doesn’t know if he feels lucky. But it’s nice hearing another voice in the stark quiet of the night—12:30 AM blinking at him in big, red letters from the desk clock to the left.
“Uh, mainly he expressed some concern that certain characters seemed to move around at night, and even attempted to get into his office.”
This wakes Chan up.
Bang Chan works nights. That's how it starts.
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He took Bella. He took everything.
Caged within a stranger’s design — a rival’s vengeance wearing the mask of science.
She must navigate a labyrinth of shadows, armed only with a single, false memory of her own life.History, it seems, delights in cruel repetition.
(Or, the author is a big meanie and can't leave the Goths alone.)☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎ ☠︎
This is a torture/brainwashing fic that deals with some pretty heavy themes. There is suicide, self-harm, murder, mental conditioning, plus, other things I don't want to spoil. I would tag this as dead dove, but I don't think it gets graphic enough for that. (Oops! I am writing that chapter and I've decided to just slap the DD in the tags.)
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Belarus is a femcel siblingfucker and that's why she cant get bitches, but blames Russia having friends as the reason why he wont marry her.
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What it says in the title.
A few more darkfics, crackfics, and dark crackfics for the Pushpa franchise.
Chapter 1 (Broken): Srivalli leaves Pushpa.
Chapter 2 (Bleeding): Pushpa has a dream that he bleeds.
Chapter 3 (Longing): Shekhawat is an alpha. Pushpa is a wild, untamed omega. Shekhawat longs for them to be a pair-bond.
Chapter 4 (Sandalwood Flowers): Shekhawat suffers from Hanahaki disease.
Chapter 5 (Silence): Pushpa is silenced.
Chapter 6 (Ultimatum): Shekhawat lets Pushpa smuggle red sandalwood in return for sex.
Chapter 7 (Transition): When Pushpa came out as a transgender woman, Shekhawat found it harder to hide his feelings.
Chapter 8 (Illness): Pushpa is sick with pneumonia. Shekhawat visits him.
Chapter 9 (Insecurity): When Pushpa and Shekhawat finally got together, Pushpa wasn’t expecting them to have the most stable relationship in the world.
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Roku Gets Pranked by TheFireNationsLove
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
11 Dec 2025
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Avatar Roku was never described as gullible during his lifetime. These accounts would suggest otherwise.
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Teenage Tarot by SatanicManicPanic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel
11 Dec 2025
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It's Kellah's fourth year at Hogwarts. And she plans to join the Quidditch Team until the Triwizard Tournament ruins her plan so now it's time to join the spirit squad while she denies being a Seer. What's the point of telling fortunes if no one believes you.
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- Part 4 of A Witch’s Gospel
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The Return To Hogwarts by The_Taco_Writes for EllieByrrd (CSKasem)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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A Muggleborn who grew up on the Harry Potter stories gets her letter to Hogwarts at the age of twenty one.
There she meets Hermione and the others who are very, very happy to see her too.Because well... They're all zombies, and they're hungry and they want to eat her, but they're zombies stuck with very human problems.
But the question remains: Who invited Ellie to this monster house? And why?
This is a crack fic. It's funny and dark and has feelings (accidentally! I was trying to make it funny)
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- Part 21 of Gifts for friends
- Part 14 of Crack Fics By Taco
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Bark like you want it by Anonymous
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Video Blogging RPF
10 Dec 2025
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Hasan kidnaps and beats Nick. Alternatively, Hasan makes Nick his dog.
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Psychopath [Noun]
Definition:
A person having an self-centered and antisocial personality defined by a lack of remorse for one's actions and absence of empathy for othersPyrrha Nikos was, in every clinical sense, a perfect psychopath.
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Before Andrew leaves and finds out that his game has been leaked, Ivan decides to apologise fully to him about everything he has done. Everything becomes whimsical and happy sparkling cupcake rainbows!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!
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"𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩, 𝙣𝙤 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙣𝙤𝙬"
It can be challenging to get used to the behaviour of the people in this era but it's important to remember that they are just trying to survive in their own unique way.
You never know what they're going through, and a little kindness goes a long way. Time travelling can be quite an experience. Therefore, keep an open mind and embrace the possibility of learning something new. With the right attitude and determination, one can navigate through these challenges and make the most out of this time travelling adventure.
But he doesn't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. He may be an arcanist, or perhaps something else entirely. However, the disregard for the seriousness of time travel can have devastating consequences. Every decision he made is like the butterfly's effect where a single flap can cause the Storm on the other side of the world. So beware, for he may be your saving grace... or the undoing of this universe as you know it.
"𝙏𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧, 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜."
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His dearest and nearest assassin returned to the open arms of Lord Gortash. However, his joy at the reunion quickly faded when he realized how much his former partner had changed.
GorDurge aka Reverse Durgetash: Gortash is not happy about the return of his assassin, he thinks it is Orin, but it is really Durge, they have sex UNDER the desk and it is Gortash who kills Durge.
Schlocktober 2025 Day 5 — Not Squirting, Not Pee, but a Secret Third Thing (but to be honest, it's most likely pee and Gortash is simply in denial).
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- Part 1 of Schlocktober 2025
- Part 7 of Big happy family
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Daddy Dearest (A Therapy Session) by GarGarNoir
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie 2023)
06 Dec 2025
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Welcome to the first (and potentially only) episode of “Michael and Gregory give really bad therapy sessions to parallel universe versions of a character”, today being the ELIZABETHS/VANESSAS/CHARLIES! How will it go? This is pure crack LMAO
ALSO I WROTE THIS TO COPE WITH THE MOVIE IMMEDIATELY AFTER I WATCHED IT YESTERDAY NIGHT OMG ILL GIVE A STORYTIME BUT LIKE WTFFFFFF I WAS CRYING IN THE THEATER 😭
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Life of a Side Character in a Cringey Y/N x CEO Fic by Cattiefishcurrgue
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Dec 2025
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This is a shitty shitfic/crack, everything in it is a joke
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Who Knows Where the Whims of Fate May Lead? by Anonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Dec 2025
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Stelle ropes all her friends in Amphoreus into an adventure to find the Flame Reaver's weakness by hopping through the memories of alternate timelines. Things get a little derailed, however, when they encounter a traumatized Phainon from another world and bring him back with them to heal...