Bearbitesankles
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I Like To Think About [Him] Sometimes by Bearbitesankles
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Oct 2025
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Foreign memories keep getting brought up.
Also Jon keeps trying to separate himself and his coworkers are having none of itSeries
- Part 2 of The Magnus Institute Library and Museum
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I Make Myself Acquainted With The Saint Of Never Getting It Right by Bearbitesankles
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Aug 2025
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Jon doesn't deserve to be happy. He caused the apocalypse.
Martin, on the other hand, disagrees.
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- Part 1 of The Magnus Institute Library and Museum
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A group of detectives is investigating a murder and accidentally stumble into a government conspiracy. They regret it. A lot.
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Recent series
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The Magnus Institute Library and Museum by Bearbitesankles
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Oct 2025
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Bookmarked by Bearbitesankles
27 Mar 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Bookmarked by Bearbitesankles
19 Mar 2026
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Florida man digs a 300 feet deep hole and claims to be named Orange Juice by lovelyyrot
Fandoms: Political RPF, Vampires SMP
14 Mar 2026
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Owen manages to crawl out of hell and him being him, he becomes one of those ‘Florida man’ cases and gets arrested. Shelby wants Scott to go to therapy, but he doesn’t want to, so they make a deal and visit Owen in jail as a result. Shelby frees him and Owen sets out to kill Donald Trump because he stole his title of ‘most orange’. Owen finds Trump with Bill Clinton and they’re kissing. He briefly thinks about homophobia and changes in society, before murdering them.
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Owen becomes a florida man.
Bookmarked by Bearbitesankles
16 Mar 2026
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A leather bound book found in the rubble of an abandoned town's cemetery. The book is in surprisingly good condition for being placed on top of a grave.
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A look at what Shubble's 'in canon' fan fiction may have looked like, with interactive pages.
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Bookmarked by Bearbitesankles
15 Mar 2026
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“For a doctor you’re very slow to self diagnose,” they bit out, giving a final yank upright and sliding around into the doctor’s vision. “You need something to eat and to sit down.”
Green eyes were covered by fluttered lashes again as Cleo growled at him, Abolish just barely catching the movement before rummaging around through his bag. “I have some potatoes but that’s about it.”
The ghost of a sad smile passed over Legundo’s face. “I- ehhh that’s… not gonna help me much.”
Right. He should’ve figured. Vampire and all. Hmmm.
In the end it was Abolish’s ears that caught the smallest intake of air, snapping his head towards Legs just as the man giddily mumbled, “I think I’m gonna pass out.”
Bookmarked by Bearbitesankles
15 Mar 2026