Bowl_of_Calamari
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- Luca (2021) (3)
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There's a new boy at school that is so familiar, yet Craig just can't place a finger on why.
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When aliens come to South Park, Tweek Tweak seeks the help of the well-known town asshole, Craig Tucker. Will they be able to stop aliens from probing asses and injecting citizens with their weird alien drugs? Or will they bicker and fight like the dumb eight year old boys they are?
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A Real, Authentic, 100% Genuine Boyfriend (Creek Oneshot) by Bowl_of_Calamari
Fandoms: South Park
29 Jun 2022
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Tweek goes over to Craig's house like any other regular day, but this time his feelings get in the way of his normal routine.
I made art but I have no idea how to upload it :D
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I'll love you forever, even if you can't say it back. (Luberto oneshot) by Bowl_of_Calamari
Fandoms: Luca (2021)
05 Feb 2022
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He stared, and stared and stared.
Wake up, please, please. Let this be a dream. This can’t be real.
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- Part 2 of Taking Out My Emotions On Fish
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Alberto finds something unexpected (and quite pathetic) while cleaning out a movie theater.
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A place for me to vent in the form of gay fish :D I will most likely be projecting onto Luca because I kin him the most lol.
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Kyle thought he was ready for any kind of catastrophe life threw at him. Giant attack robots, zoologicaly dubious creatures, cults... Name anything, he probably had a plan on how to survive that encounter. However, he glossed over the most obvious possibility of dying. While he survived the encounter, his soul is now stuck outside his body without any idea on how to get back.
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18 May 2026
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Five years ago, Linda Stotch took her own life in their house’s living room. That same week, her son Butters disappeared.
Three months ago, a new bar opened up near the car mechanic’s workshop Kenny works at.
And four days ago, a third of all South Park residents’ bank accounts froze up.
Somehow these events are all connected. And the police believe Mysterion is the right man for the job.
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- Part 1 of Chaos Plan Expanded (Plus)
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20 Mar 2026
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“Be nice, Kenny. She’s a sweet girl,” Wendy said.
“I’m nice. I’m always nice. Marjorine, let me know if you wanna get out of the house sometime. I’m happy to give you a tour of town.”
“Oh, you wish,” Wendy said.
“Wendy, back off. Marjorine can speak for herself, right?”
Butters wasn’t sure he could. He was stuck in a trap. This was all Wendy. But now that he had this moment, he was afraid to let it go. “Gosh,” he said, “I didn’t mean-”
“Butters?” Kenny paused. “What the fuck?”
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(After dressing as a girl to Heidi’s Halloween party, Butters can’t stop thinking about how good it felt. And Kenny can’t stop thinking about Marjorine).
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28 Feb 2026
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What if Sunny, instead of repressing what he did to Mari, decided on a whim to repress what she meant to him?
As the fallout of their coverup of Mari's death lands them in hot water, Sunny and Basil find themselves trapped in a moral downwards spiral, giving in to their worst attributes and instincts to stay together at any cost.
With mysterious disappearances rippling through the town at large, their old friends find themselves caught up in a conspiracy, trying to unravel a web of mysteries, unaware that the problem at hand might be more personal than any of them could've dreamed to guess.After all, you'd never expect the quietest, most reserved people in your life to find a hesitant liking in getting away with murder.
A Character Study-turned-Thriller exploring what circumstance can do to a troubled soul, told using the cast and story of OMORI.
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- Part 1 of Partners in Crime AU
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16 Dec 2023
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“What are you talking about,” Feldspar demands.
“In your next life,” the barbarian repeats as though it’s obvious. “You don’t want to come back as a worm, do you?! …Oh no, what if I come back as a worm…?!”
“Seriously, what are you talking about?”
“The life cycle!”
Feldspar darts his eyes back and forth across the ground thoughtfully even though all he can see is shadows. He’s heard those words before. He can’t quite place where. The thief strains to remember through the fatigue of malnutrition and incarceration. Then it strikes him.
“Are you talking about reincarnation?”
“Hmm,” the barbarian considers the word for a moment. “Is that the word you use for it here?”
“I guess,” Feldspar shrugs again. “Do you remember your past lives?”
“Do you?”
“...Whatever. I don’t believe in that stuff.”
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Bookmarked by Bowl_of_Calamari
27 Sep 2023