17 Works by Dandelion_bb
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MARTIN
Do you really not feel…ARCHIVIST
Drowsy? I guess… I don't know. It's hard to know which feelings are actually mine anymore. But like I said, it won't be a bother if you fall asleep and I don't.MARTIN
Jus– just don’t feel bad about waking me up if you need to. It’s probably fine, but if anything weird happens, or– or you don’t want to be here anymore, just. I said already. I don’t need to sleep, this is just for comfort. So it’s okay if we need to leave.ARCHIVIST
Of course. Enjoy your nap, Martin.MARTIN
Thank you. I will.----------------
Martin and Jon travel through the eyepocalypse. One of the hells offers a convenient opportunity for a break... perhaps too convenient.
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"I'm not a good person; I'm barely a person at all,
But someday I'll be perfect and I'll make up for it all!"
(-Against the Kitchen Floor, Will Wood)-------
After Jon returns escapes the Circus in S3, Elias decides that his Archivist needs to get a grip on his ability to compel properly. Jon gets drained very quickly by the "training" Elias puts him through.
[written as a tape recording transcript]
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Sasha James:
>>hey jon, tim told me what was going on today. i’m so sorry(J.Sims):
Tim? What did he say?<<Sasha James:
>>he just explained to me about the prank thing(J.Sims):
What “prank thing”?<<____________
Jon hasn't made very many friends at his new job. In fact, he soon discovers that his fellow researchers find it fun to antagonize him.
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Fanart for the oneshhot "even hell can get comfy once you've settled in" (author anonymous)
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i'd say it was delicous (if it didn't taste of guilt) by Dandelion_bb
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Jan 2026
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“You ate me.” Schlatt stated.
“Yeah.” Quackity stared at him as though daring him to be mad about it. But Schlatt remembered now, and he wouldn’t lose this opportunity.
“There was something in that book about eating people, some kind of soul-bonding thing.”
“Oh my prime…” Quackity muttered, massaging his temples as he turned away and kept walking. “You can’t be serious.”______
~ Las Nevadas era. Dream has broken out of prison. With a threat on the loose, Quackity returns to the one person he never thought he would go to for help. But this time, things are going to be a little different. ~
*slaps hood of this fic* this bad boy can fit SO many useless headcanons inside
(title is from Missing Hell by Sushi Soucy)
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As soon as Wilbur finds out about what Dream did to Tommy in exile, he begins daydreaming about revenge. Quackity might be just the man to help those dreams become a reality. But oh... Wilbur may be in a little deeper than he expected now.
(please note that I am not pulling punches with this one, there is a gory torture scene and unapologetic abuse)
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Wilbur has a long list of people to apologize to before he leaves the server for good. Part of that list includes the gods that he grew up worshipping.
Quackity kneels for no god, but he happens to be on the list as well. Kind of.
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God made all men in his image, but honey, I'm no man;
I'm what's left when children go to war.
{. . .}
The cracks you made, I filled with mortar;
a broken pot can still hold water.
{-Pray, The Amazing Devil-}---
Sapnap and Tommy aren't expecting it when the blood vines attack, but at least they're equipped to fight back. Quackity and Wilbur? Not so much.
All four quickly find that there are worse things to fear than just some evil, flesh-burrowing, mind-controlling foliage, though. -
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Tommy leaned in, clutching the strap of his bag. He knew he was breaking every unspoken rule of the Minecraft household, but he couldn't stop now.
____________________A brief glimpse into what could possibly be a multichapter fic, in which the story of Disney's "Encanto" would be retold with Tommy as the main character.
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Yeahhhh,,, the Dream SMP is still a huge source of bittersweet excitement for me. This is a collection of dsmp fic drabbles and ideas for fics that I will probably never finish. Ratings, tags, etc will change as I add more chapters. Any and all feedback is welcome, and if there is interest in a particular drabble, there is a small chance that I might continue it (or at least add a little more context.)
(no explicit content)
(C!s, never CC!s)
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Quackity has a plan, and he will execute each step carefully. (He will fail this time. That will not stop him in the end.)
AKA Quackity's finale where he made all his rp characters suicidal is grabbing me by the throat and shaking me violently and this is the result.
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The Shimmer of Shattered Glass by Awesome_Adi14 (PallyJellyO_O), Dandelion_bb
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 Aug 2024
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Dream waited to draw a card. He asked instead with a fierce look in his eyes, “So that’s it, huh? Heal me up so I’m finally not weak and then undo it all in one or two sessions?”
Quackity met his gaze and held it coldly. "Yeah. That's it."
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OR, Quackity makes a mistake and tries to fix it.
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OR OR, aggressive duck bullies a sad blob. cat makes everyone a little happier
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"Hah. Now that I think of it, you and he–" Wilbur lays his palm almost reverently on the tiger's head– "have something in common already."
"And what would that be, hm?" Quackity asks. He doesn't miss the curl in Wilbur's lip as he replies.
"You're both maneaters."
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Quackity admires the prize he's acquired from a recent business deal. (Un?)Fortunately, this prize comes with a little more than he anticipated. Enter Wilbur.
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“Like snowfall.” Quackity gazes back at him, unwavering. “The city is falling asleep, barely feeling a chill in the air. But the silent snowstorm is on its way. It’s unstoppable. When they wake up tomorrow morning, everything will be different. And when they feel the bitter wind, they’ll wonder why they didn’t see it coming."
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The intro fic to a one-shot series that is solely about Quackity being a ruthless mob boss. That's it, that's the collection.
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"Dad?" Tommy said.
"There you are, Toms," came the cheerful reply as the man turned around. A gasp caught in Tommy's throat. His stomach clenched. He took a step backward.
"Y-you're not my dad," he managed to whisper.
The man had his father's blond hair, his father's dark green jacket, even his father's voice – but something was wrong. This Philza had two perfectly round, shiny, black buttons where his eyes should have been.----
Basically Coraline, but Tommy is the main character.
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The devil went down to Las Nevadas, looking for a soul to steal...
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A demon falling behind on schedule and a fiddle player with an eye for shiny things walk into a bar.
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"You're Dream Wastaken. I'm Punz. We're going to uncover the secrets of death and immortality together and become more powerful than anyone has ever imagined," said Punz, "Any of that sound familiar?"
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One-shots detailing different deaths and limbos that Dream and Punz experienced during their "experiments" on themselves. I might add chapters now and then, but probably not regularly unless I get requests. TWs will be in the notes on each chapter if I think they're necessary.