DevilsSacramentCatering
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From time to time, Laurent is still jealous.
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Ten years after the Netherbrain, Gale still has a little bit of a problem with, shall we say... harboring parasitic dark magic. Little does he expect this instance to lead him back to Astarion.
This is a story about curses and the state of the Szarr palace. A story about regrets and poor communication.
An Ascended Astarion redemption fic.
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Bodies, Suns, and Other Forms of Currency by DevilsSacramentCatering
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Aug 2024
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As their options dwindle in Baldur's Gate, Cazador sends Astarion to Waterdeep. It comes with a lot of perks. Most notably, he's far from Cazador, sending victims by boat instead of personal delivery.
Astarion has a simple plan in Waterdeep. He will seduce the wizard, learn what magic keeps Cazador at bay, then flee. Free at last.
The wizard in question, though? Absolutely sexless. Impossible to seduce.
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Missing scene after season 2 episode 6. Their first time.
Tonight is different. The sea is calm. Izzy has a rapt audience above board, belting to the skies. His voice carries over the waves, over the moonlight on the water, over the distant cries of a man drowning in ocean black as night.
Tonight, Ed is in Stede's bed, lips parting and then coming together again as Stede's fingers move in him.
“You're nothing of what that man said, Ed,” Stede whispers. Stede's chest is still heaving, heart still beating heavy under Ed's palm as if— he just— best not think too hard about it. What happened on deck. This is adrenaline transmuted to passion. Ed knows it well. Same chemicals, arousal. Arousal from fear, arousal like this...
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Ed has to step back into his Blackbeard boots for a bit when Stede takes too long to come back from a "covert solo-infiltration" aboard a British Naval Vessel.
Ed also discovers enemas.
---A "let's take it slow" one-shot. Takes place roughly a week after s02 e05.
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Damianos bows and then says, “Auguste!” before pulling Auguste into a back-slapping hug. When he gets to Laurent he gives a short bow, eyes not leaving Laurent’s face. “Laurent,” he says. His accent is perfect.
“No hug for me?” Laurent says.
Damianos takes his hand and pulls him forward. There’s no back-slapping, and it’s just Laurent’s imagination that Damianos holds on for a bit longer than appropriate.
When he steps back, Laurent gestures to Justine. “My fiancée, Justine of Patras.”
She curtsies. Damianos kisses her hand.
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- Part 7 of Author's Favorites
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01 Feb 2025
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So cute!
Laurent's arranged marriage falls apartReread June 2026
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Gate Duty by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Aug 2023
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Contrary to popular belief, there wasn’t a tally of a person’s good and bad deeds at the end of their life. There was no scale to balance. There wasn’t much fairness in it at all, actually. Whether a person went to Heaven or to Hell was loosely based on their qualifications, and the rest was up to the discretion of the angel and demon who happened to be on Gate duty that day.
Guess who gets Gate duty?
***DISCLAIMER: You do NOT have to be familiar with The Good Place to enjoy this fic!***
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07 Apr 2026
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Best post s1
Gate orientation
Eleanor is there
Janet is there
Noah's ark
Same person kink
Beez is bees
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Damen finds it difficult to concentrate on a rather long and dull council meeting, so Laurent lends a helping hand to keep him focused.
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- Part 2 of Kinky Post-canon Porn
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18 Sep 2025
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Laurent tease during meeting, then they fuck on table
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Tether by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...
Now, if they could only figure out why?
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22 Jan 2024
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Tethered fic
Crowley keeps summoning Az when they think of each other
Crowley been tethered for longer
Death makes an appearance and disappearanceHotbhotnhot shower scene
Fantasizing about Egypt together fic
Cursed pots and pans fic
Guardian Angels department fic
Sexy possession ficReread March 2026
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We Can't Keep Meeting Like This by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2023
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Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.
The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.
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16 Oct 2023
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Post season 2
Az and crow meet each year
Lots of smut
Great writing
Ring has memories in it
Mile high fic
Accidentally smite ficReread March 2026