Microwave0ven
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- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
- 9-1-1 (TV) (1)
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So when the team doctor asks him about his recent sleep habits, Ilya says, “Seven hours.”
And the doctor hums and nods and says, “Well, that is a bit low, but I wouldn’t be concerned quite yet. Do you feel it is impacting your day to day life?”
And Ilya says, “Yes.” And then he blinks, and says, “No. Seven hours this week.”
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The thing about Raiders was that they were all unhelpful assholes, and this quality only got enhanced with alcohol. Indistinct bass made faint words further indiscernible as St. Simon presumably made his way through whatever club him and his teammates had decided to hole up in for the moment.
“St. Simon?” Scott called, and predictably got no answer. He rolled his eyes, let his head thump back against the brick. The motion jostled Roz out of his half-doze, and he blearily picked his head up.
“I hate your team,” Scott told him.
Rozanov blinked at him.Or, Ilya gets roofied at a club and accidentally comes out to Scott Hunter in the process.
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"Buck?"
Buck's eyes snapped back up to Bobby's face. Shit. He didn't know how long they'd been standing silently in the middle of the station kitchen, but it was definitely past the appropriate timeframe to answer a question as simple as are you alright.
Buck nodded, and the movement made his vision twirl around the edges. He didn't know how to explain that he was either going insane, or he had been thrown five years backwards in time, and his family didn't remember him the way he did them, and everything was wrong, and Eddie wasn't here. God, Bobby didn't even know who Eddie was.
Or, the lightning strike sends Buck back to season one
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“We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.
After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.
Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.
“Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.
It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”
“Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”
Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.
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- Part 4 of HR Social Media works
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26 Jun 2026
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The Very Normal Hollanov Anniversary Tweets by AStarkForAllSeasons
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 Aug 2026
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After launching the Irina Foundation in the fall of 2018, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov seek to affirm their newly-announced friendship and get people used to the idea that there’s more to their shared history than is commonly known. They decide that they’ll reveal new details about noteworthy moments in their shared past on the 10th anniversaries of those events.
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(Or: 5 times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov tweet about a 10th anniversary before the public knows about their relationship, and 1 time they tweet about a 10th anniversary after being involuntarily outted).
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- Part 1 of Very Normal Things To Tweet
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12 Jun 2026
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give it a hand, offer it a soul by guarddog (theslymoon)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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Shane disappears down the far tunnel on a stretcher surrounded by paramedics and Metros' first aid people. Ilya watches till every last one of them is out of sight, utterly helpless, swaying like a puppet with his strings just cut.
He watches as the end gate closes.
There are still another fifty-nine minutes and thirty-five seconds left in the game.
Or: The moments between the hit and Ilya arriving at the hospital.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Great Pretender by lady_st4rdus7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.
The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.
Or:
Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.Series
- Part 1 of my hollanov
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02 Jun 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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31 May 2026