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“Balin made an announcement, stating that we had met when I passed through the shire,” their eyes met and Bilbo flushed, recognising the truth in the lie, “That we had fallen in love, were Ones, and were waiting till the mountain was reclaimed to be joined together. A simple lie, that they all believed.”
“So what?” Bilbo began, irate, “You expect me to go along with this. To- to make a mockery of myself as I watch you pretend your head over heels for me, when it’s clear you think of me as nothing more than dirt on the bottom of your hideous boot.”
Thorin grimaced, turning away from Bilbo, “Yes.”
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Arranged marriages are banned in Dwarvern culture—considered a slight on Mahal himself, but in the aftermath of dragon fire, trade is necessary if Erebor wishes to see spring. So when Bilbo Baggins arrives at the mountain, expecting a loveless political marriage, he's shocked when the king pretends to be deeply in love with him, and begs Bilbo to play along.
There's an even bigger problem though: Thorin Oakenshield hates him, and Bilbo hates him right back.
Acting in love may turn out to be harder than he originally thought.
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06 Sep 2026
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rewrote hair as long as a river
Bilbo's hair grows really long through the journey and once Dori hears about this he steamrolls his way into braiding bilbos hair
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in erebor bilbo greives his dwarfs especially when he's banished when his dwarfs find him again they find his hair short
open ending
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22 Jul 2026
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Bruises and Boston by Featherthief
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Sep 2026
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At the cottage, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov made a plan for their upcoming future. They are ready for Ilya's final year with the Raiders and Shane is prepared to take the Metros all the way again. But when Shane's medical documents are leaked during training camp, he is outed as a joke for the whole world to see. An investigation into the leak mid-season causes catastrophic results for the Montreal Metros and Shane. Things spiral as Shane and Ilya are forced to make choices about their careers, their plans, and their relationship when things go past the breaking point.
Injuries, bruises, and scandal will bury them alive if they aren't careful.
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08 May 2026
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Clarity by minormajor
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander expected a lot out of the combine before the 2009 NHL draft: meeting the competition, impressing possible future teams and ultimately securing his spot in the NHL.
What he didn't expect was 50 questions that were about to change his whole damn life.
Or: How an autism diagnosis, a therapist and something magical called communication rebuild the whole trajectory of the Hollander/Rozanov saga bit by bit.
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- Part 1 of Therapized Hollanov vs The World
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06 May 2026
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Turn The Other Cheek by shanebug1410
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Aug 2026
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“I turned the other cheek every fucking time. I still got tossed on my ass the second I went too far over the line, and threatened by the commissioner, and told to kill myself on just about every social media platform because my nightmare that I’d get outed came true. And you, after everything you did, got to come out to a supportive team and fans, get a slap on the wrist, and have your happy fucking ending.”
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An exploration of Shane Hollander's struggle against racism and homophobia in hockey, and how others come to understand it
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- Part 1 of Shane Hollander Deserves The World
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02 May 2026