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Everyone keeps telling Harry he needs to relax. So here he is, in Wizarding London's poshest spa, for his first ever massage. He has no idea what to expect, but he's under strict orders to do what he's told and enjoy himself.
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Draco has a semi from the moment he first sees Potter, face down on the bed, pert round arse forming the perfect hill to die on. Or in. He defies anyone with all six foot of greased up, absurdly sculpted, practically-naked Potter under their hands to do anything different.
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18 Mar 2026
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Death's PA by Guilty_X_Pleasures
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
24 Nov 2023
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In his workshop, during board meetings, in the back of his limo—Hadley would sometimes just be there.
Oddly enough, Tony had found himself not minding, especially once he’d confirmed there were no signs of brain tumours or anything else that might be causing him to hallucinate. Hadley is good company, as far as non-medically caused delusions go.
Or, the one where Tony thinks he’s been imagining Hadley Peverell since Afghanistan. It’s normal to have feelings for your hot imaginary friend in your forties, anyway, right?
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03 Mar 2026
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Harry and Blaise start running into each other in a variety of interesting ways, Blaise's interest is piqued by the attitude and behaviour of the Man-Who-Conquered.
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- Part 1 of Fortunate Events
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03 Mar 2026
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Change of Address by hearmerory
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
28 Nov 2024
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A collection of instances in a modern AU of Zuko's shitty childhood, featuring Ozai's dislike of his son's autism and sexuality.
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28 Jan 2026
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'Merlin’s world had been greyscale for his entire life. Everyone started out that way, until you met your soulmate and the colours around you materialised and you were supposed to live happily ever after, or so everyone said. Except Merlin, who saw hundreds of new people every show and had been all around the world on tours, was still yet to find the person that would turn his world bright.'
Merlin, singer and violinist of Ambrosia, has been looking for his soulmate for years. He's sick of the greys that make up his world. With his band on tour and Camelot up next, maybe his colours are closer than he thinks.
This is Prismatic from Merlin's point of view, they can be read together or alone.
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23 Jan 2026