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Wemmbu dies to Flame, and wakes up in a server long gone —The Dsmp—
Wemmbu realizes after being the Invisible Knight, that he.. doesn't want to be the strongest, doesn't want to feel like he has to prove himself anymore. He wants to live— Like really live. And this server might just be his chance at a true fresh start.
Thats right, this server is outdated, they don't have some of the things he's grown used to.. They dont even have dog armor yet!
..Or Maces..
Wemmbu turns over Gambit in his hand. Well that just makes things more interesting.
A rewrite of Dsmp canon with Wemmbu there to stir up his unique brand of chaos
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13 Mar 2026
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Do you have to let it linger? (Ding!) by Rrin7
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Mar 2026
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Ding! Quick response?
11:32
Cute girl!!!: What did I do to deserve this exactly so I can start doing it more often?Wemmbu: Uhh? For sucking me off this morning, what?
Did she have amnesia or some shit?
Cute girl!!!: ok when did this happen?
Cute girl!!!: I think you got the wrong person.What??
Wemmbu: What no way, Ali right? Egg gave me your number.
Cute girl: yeah no you got the wrong person dude, I'm a guy.
ORRRR : Wemmbu sends a dick pic to the wrong number, and the wrong number just so happens to be his rival Flamefrags, who has a fat crush on him:p
SHIPPING THE CHARACTERS AND NOT THE C'CS!!!
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11 Feb 2026
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Alastor is completely taken by the fact that Lucifer Morningstar, most feared creature in all of existence, has tucked himself into a nest of blankets like a territorial bird.
He can't help but pay attention.
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- Part 2 of Attention of a King and His Executioner
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02 Dec 2025
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Alastor is over living. With his mother recently passing away and the townsfolk taking everything from him, he decided it was time to end his life, but he’s never been one to go easily.
Wanting to sacrifice his soul, he calls Lucifer to make a deal, but instead the King of Hell offers him an Apple of Eden in exchange to never seek him again.
Unfortunately, the apple offers Alastor an insight into his future — or more like his afterlife.
Determined to make his visions real, he begins his life as a serial killer known in New Orleans as the Radio Demon. Eventually, the cries of his victims accidentally call someone who makes him an offer Alastor can’t refuse.
Once in Hell, he finds himself at the Hazbin Hotel helping the daughter of Luicfer with her project — an excuse to once again be near the man he dreamed of for decades.
Would his visions from the apple come true or would his mysterious chained shadows stop him?
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- Part 1 of Garden of Eden Universe
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30 Nov 2025
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devils don't fly (don't expect me not to fall) by corgiss
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Mar 2024
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“Did it hurt, Your Majesty?”
“Excuse me?”
“Did it hurt?” Alastor repeats, leaning closer with a leer.
“Did what hurt?” Lucifer replies, thoroughly perplexed. He tries to remember if he’d done anything that might be considered painful, recently.
Alastor’s grin turns mean—sinister, even, as his voice crackles with static. “Why, when you fell from Heaven, of course!”
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Alastor gets cocky about harassing Lucifer, flies a little too close to the sun, and they both learn some things about themselves.
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09 Nov 2025