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Astarion has a plan, a nice simple plan...
When Divarra fails to give him the attention he deserves, Astarion decides his consort needs to be taught a lesson.
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Love Lies Bleeding by This_One_Bites
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
24 May 2026
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Astarion has killed Cazador Szarr. It should have been the happiest day of his life, but when he decides to complete the ritual and ascend, not one of his new-found friends will help him. Even Divarra, the one person to whom he has bared his soul, refuses him. Embittered, he turns away from them and tries to make a life for himself in the shadows.However, life for a solitary spawn is not easy, and Astarion finds himself unable to let go.
No longer certain she made the right decision, Divarra is racked with guilt. She still wants to help Astarion fulfill his dream of walking in the sun.
Can they find a way to forgive each other? And will Astarion find his way back into the light?‘I can do this,’ he says, ‘but I need your help. Your eyes, so to speak. Use the parasite, show me the scars on my back so I can carve them into his flesh, so I can do to him what he did to me.’
Szarr whimpers and Astarion looks down at him with contempt. It is hard to reconcile the pitiful creature grovelling before him, with the cruel master who tormented him for almost two hundred years.
‘No,’ Divarra says. ‘I’m not doing this.’Series
- Part 4 of Promises Broken, Promises Kept
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The Colour of His Eyes (Love Lies Bleeding – Chapter 41a) by This_One_Bites
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
31 Oct 2025
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- Part 5 of Promises Broken, Promises Kept
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A Dangerous Game (in his lordship's dressing room) by This_One_Bites
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 May 2025
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An afternoon spent pandering to the nobility of Baldur's Gate always puts Lord Astarion Ancunin into a foul mood.
Knowing this, his consort and one of his spawn decide to prepare a little suprise for him.Series
- Part 5 of Say My Name, Darling
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A short account of my OC drow Divarra’s life before she was infected with the Illithid tadpole.
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- Part 2 of Promises Broken, Promises Kept
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Promises Broken, Promises Kept by This_One_Bites
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
24 May 2026
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Three stories that follow Astarion from his early days as a noble youth in Baldur's Gate right through to what happens to him after the death of Cazador Szarr and the defeat of the Absolute.
Portrait of the Vampire as a Young Man - Here we meet Astarion and his dysfunctional family, a father who cannot stand him and a mother who maybe loves him too much. We follow his progression from unwilling law student to his final days as a magistrate in Baldur's Gate where, swayed by the promise of gold and advancement, he falls into the clutches of Cazador Szarr.
- Astarion has defeated Cazador but his dream of ascending is dashed when Divarra refuses to help him.
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Say My Name, Darling by AlwaysMauria, ARAFEL_0194, dramatic_chipmunk, Lindcuriosa, Schuldigkun, StrixAmans, This_One_Bites, VakarianSyndrome
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
15 Oct 2025
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After redecorating the Crimson Palace and most traces of Cazador from the manor, Vampire Lord Astarion makes sure to christen the place. How? By plucking his name from his beloved’s tongue however he chooses. ‘Enjoy yourself, darling.’ He demands it.
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Astarion thought the restored Szarr palace belonged to him.
Then a woman walked into his masquerade asking for Cazador.
She knows doors beneath the ballroom he never found. She knows names Cazador tried to bury. She calls him little vampire as if ascension is a novelty, not a crown.
And somewhere under the palace, something older than vampirism remembers the sun.
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18 Aug 2026
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After Cazador’s fall, Astarion ascended and Baldur’s Gate gained something new to fear...
At his side stands Maszzara, a drow noble whose choice the city does not understand, and does not trust.
As they begin to shape a new court from a stolen legacy, pieces are already moving below.
And whatever is beginning to surface...
it did not start with him. -
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Two years after Sympathy for the Devil, Astarion finally has the life he always wanted: wealth, status, and a manor in the Upper City. But loving a devil, especially one like Raphael, was never going to be easy.
As vampire attacks surge and rumours of a new vampire lord in Baldur’s Gate begin to spread, a fanatical group of monster-hunters set their eyes on them, threatening to shatter the fragile peace they’ve built.
And in the shadows, someone else lurks... An incubus who refuses to be forgotten.
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- Part 2 of Sympathy for the Devil
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24 Mar 2026
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A month after the events of Baldur’s Gate 3, the city’s saviours find themselves gathered outside The Devil’s Fee at dusk, summoned by the diabolist Helsik to do a job.
Their task? Deliver a high-value infernal ‘package’.
The problem? The package is tall, horned, and winged – and not at all happy about it.
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- Part 1 of Sympathy for the Devil
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Tav arrives at St Balthazar's University Hospital with a broken heart, a new job, and a determination to prove herself as a doctor, she belongs in one of the busiest emergency departments in the country.
Instead she gets Mr Astarion Ancunin as her new consultant.
Brilliant. Terrifying. Beautiful in the most unfair way imaginable.
Tav hates him immediately. Hates his arrogance. How easily he dismantles her, how he humiliates her. Hates how cold he is. How fucking perfect he is.
But somewhere between the night shifts, the adrenaline of resus, and the way he looks at her when no one else is watching, hate turns into something far more dangerous.
And getting involved with your consultant is the fastest way to destroy your career.An all-human AU medical drama set in a London major trauma centre, where the patients are sick, the shifts are long, and falling for your consultant is a terrible idea.
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19 Mar 2026