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    Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"

    The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."

    Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).

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    'Larkspur' and related angiosperms. Please exercise caution when perusing the Poison Garden: these flowering plants are lovely to behold when in bloom, but have the potential to be rather deadly.

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    24 May 2026

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    “I turned the other cheek every fucking time. I still got tossed on my ass the second I went too far over the line, and threatened by the commissioner, and told to kill myself on just about every social media platform because my nightmare that I’d get outed came true. And you, after everything you did, got to come out to a supportive team and fans, get a slap on the wrist, and have your happy fucking ending.”

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    Shane has been avoiding Troy for months. Ilya and Troy finally find out why.

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    22 May 2026

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    Hockey Canada ☑️ @HockeyCanada
    Take in the sights and sounds with the best of Canadian hockey at Olympic orientation camp in Banff!

    gay jess @pikesbian
    jesus christ holly looks so miserable golfing

    dan 🏒 @twinkshane
    its crazy that shane hollander is the best hockey player of all time, has a fat ass, and is a genuinely good guy… all while being beautiful and gay… how does he do it

    Ilya Rozanov ☑️ @ilyarozanov
    he also has a very handsome talented husband did you know

    Or: Shane Hollander and the 2022 Olympics through the eyes of hockey twitter.

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    22 May 2026

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    People: Honeymoon Phase Finally Over for Hockey’s First Husbands Say Sources Close to the Couple

    Perez Hilton: Reliable or Boring? Newlywed Sparks Completely Fizzled Out for Hollander and Rozanov.

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    shane hollander breaks the internet

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