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- Homestuck (24)
- Hiveswap (1)
- Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon) (1)
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From the minds that have brought you the iconic webcomic HOMESTUCK and associated media, WHAT PUMPKIN is here to reveal the latest in our HOMESTUCK UNIT line! If you’d like to befriend the trollification of what happens when you put School Days and Corpse Party into a blender, then you’re in luck because it’s time to present DAMARA MEGIDO: WITCH OF TIME and CHAIN SMOKING OTAKU. There’s a lot of WARNINGS: stamped all over this manual, but if you’ve got the patience to deal with a whole lotta bullshit or love psycho chicks, we’re sure you’ll be fast friends in no time! Just don’t fuck with her and you’ll be golden.
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- Part 22 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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The wait is over folks! Time for WHAT PUMPKIN to roll out the latest update of our HOMESTUCK UNITS line. We’ve finessed our asses and our labors so much, managed to rope in a certain ecto biologist along with Emma and my awesome brains in our writing efforts, and we’re ready to unleash the first of the DANCESTOR/BEFORUS TROLLS line!
Starting with someone who’s a little controversial, who’s always got an opinion to say, and there’s no silencing this windbag, let’s give it up for KANKRI VANTAS, the SEER OF BLOOD and affectionately, or not, known as the INSUFFERABLE. He’s called this for a reason folks, but despite his ceaseless chattering, trigger warnings, and sort of asshole nature, Kankri has the potential to become a great friend and has his softer moments. Though don’t expect him to be cozying up to you anytime soon. Anyway, this here manual is here to help you get your friendship on and explain the challenges and pitfalls to having Kanks in your household in return for the bonuses.
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- Part 21 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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Amidst a snarky conversation with a neighboring frenemy, a spider troll makes a shocking reveal following the death of her abusive guardian.
Set following Vriska's Pesterquest route and delves into why a troll, even one with such an awful lusus, would delight in their disappearance due to the stigma on Alternia concerning the death of their guardian.
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On the eve to the dankest time of the year, Karkat gets into the same argument as always about holiday traditions, miracles or the lack thereof, and prepares himself for the shenanigans he will have to manage solo the following day. Dave, as always, is the main instigator of the stupidity.
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We are popping the biggest bottles here at WHAT PUMPKIN HQ and we would be more than happy to share with you the sparkling apple juice we’re partying with, readers! If our only contact wasn’t through these manuals or via our hotline at least. What’s the occasion, you might ask? Why, we are finally completing the final manual in our ALTERNIAN TROLL UNITS line! That’s right everyone, this is the final entry to our plethora of main characters from the iconic and hilarious HOMESTUCK WEBCOMIC. It’s time to unveil FEFERI PEIXES, WITCH OF LIFE and the bubbliest HEIRESS OF TROLLKIND ever! Now, don’t think this will be the last from us at all folks, we’re really cooking with petrol, firing off all cylinders, all the irons in the petrol fueled flames! But for now, sit back, sip on your drink of choice as Emma and I {and Hal too if I’m being honest} regale you on all the deets about our favorite fishy princess!
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- Part 20 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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What's up, WHAT PUMPKIN here to unleash our latest creation to those who love our content, from the iconic HOMESTUCK webcomic to the various videogame spinoffs connected to it. That's right, get ready for the HOMESTUCK UNITS! WARNING: WHAT PUMPKIN is not responsible with any damage, towards individuals or property, that could occur with these UNITS. Also not responsible for the shenanigans, chaos, and hilarity that will ensue.
A series of manuals from What Pumpkin, focusing on a new line of products for all Homestuck fans.- Words:
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Not the Hunger Revealing by BenignCharybdis
Fandoms: The Freak Circus (Visual Novel), Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
19 May 2026
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This might as well happen.
It’s a thought Desmond has more often than not. Not resignation and not acceptance, either. Just pattern recognition, simple and predictable:
the world breaks, he shows up, and things get messy before they get better.
This is how it’s always happened.
Then, within a single blink, something is breathing against the back of his neck. Warm, steady, and far too close. He turns to a blur of white and black and red, to the screeching drag of breath that isn’t quite human and doesn’t bother pretending to be, either. For a moment, neither of them move. Then—
“Hey,” Desmond says, voice rough with sleep. “Personal space.”
The shape pauses. Tilts.
Pierrot, he’s learned, does that when he’s thinking.
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- Part 1 of Desmond Miles and his 6 feral tigers
Bookmarked by achromaticBibliophile
19 May 2026
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Queerbaiting Controversy by seul_ah
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
14 Apr 2026
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It was a trending topic about me.
The bad news? It was a controversy...
I felt sweat cover the back of my neck and my skin grow cold. I wasn't the type to be open about my information and I have always tried my best to be low about everything while maintaining a friendly connection with people.
Always...
So what is this about?
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OR: streamer Soleum finds a negative post abt him, accusing him of queerbaiting.Bookmarked by achromaticBibliophile
05 May 2026
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That One Time I Got Isekaied into a Freak Circus Soulmate au by Traindreamer
Fandoms: The Freak Circus (Visual Novel)
15 May 2026
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When life transports you into a soulmate au of a yandere game you were obsessed with in your past life what do you do? You deny everything pointing to that being your new reality till it's right Infront of you of course!
Then when your faced with the cruel reality the Wattpad and ao3 gods has thrust on you what do you do? You (reluctently) do everything in your power to stop it of course!
Now its up to you to save Carol from her terrible fate and avoid your soulmates at all costs. But that's easier said than done when the universe seems to push you closer and closer at every turn. Not to mention something odd is happening, the clowns aren't following the script. Which messes up your carefully crafted escape plan of avoiding day 1 and 2 of the game. To be fair your self sacrificing nature is also to blame.
But what is a girl to do when they get isekaied into a Freak Circus Soulmate au?
You really wish she was here she'd know what to do...Bookmarked by achromaticBibliophile
04 May 2026
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To survive in a world of psychopaths...! by Little_star_thief
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
25 Apr 2026
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As the freshly recruited employees were hauled into a dangerous trial, the Darkness called “Welcome to Abyss Transpo”, a certain coward received his event prize.
A Dark Exploration Records Real Merch Box.
A memorial popsocket.
Then, a blinding light that obscured his mind before giving way to a numb clarity.
Two realizations flashed through Kim Soleum’s mind.
‘A Viper sitting amongst us?’
‘A Freeloading penalty waiting at the end of this trial?!’
Sometimes, you had to take control of the situation with an iron grip to survive. To allow more people to live, too.
So what if he looked crazy doing it?!
In fact, please, think of him as crazy!
Think of him as crazy and leave him alone!
‘I’ll just safely rack up points and go home, so let’s stay out of each other's ways!’
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Or,
What if, instead of playing the role of a quiet and agreeable talented young hire, Kim Soleum adorned another persona?
What if he acted like a villainous, crazy prodigy instead?
Bookmarked by achromaticBibliophile
03 May 2026
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How many shapes could there possibly be in a single quadrant? As for corners: Marvus is in yours. You think.
Bookmarked by achromaticBibliophile
03 May 2026