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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Ilya sees the post at 11:47 AM.

    What the fuck, Svetlana had texted, and below that, Did Shane get hacked? I hope he deleted your dick pics if so.

    And then, because Svetlana knows he’d rather throw himself into the Rideau Canal than check social media when there’s breaking news about him, there’s a single Instagram link. A post from @shanehollanderhockeyplayer, which is still, Ilya maintains, an absurdly long and unwieldy username for a man with over a million followers.

    Ilya clicks the link. He’s expecting to see four candid photos, a well-crafted statement from Farah, a bold declaration of the rumors are true, and fuck you very much.

    Instead, he sees three paragraphs of Shane Hollander, his fiancé, love of his life, publicly breaking up with him.

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    Or, Shane Hollander realizes that getting kidnapped isn’t anything like what it is in the movies. Neither is getting blackmailed. It’s less like a bang and more like a whimper.

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    15 May 2026

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    “You should probably uh…stay safe then.” Shane babbles, exhaustion driving away any common sense or rationality.

    Throwing his head back, Rozanov laughs. It grows increasingly hysterical, until Shane can see unshed tears in the corners of Rozanov’s eyes.

    “You say, ‘stay safe Rozanov.’” Rozanov pinches his nose as he says this and adopts a high-pitched tone. He crosses his arms over his chest and poses like he’s on a superhero poster, mimicking Shane’s Rolex ad. “But it’s hockey. There’s no way to stay safe.”

    “I don’t sound like that,” Shane grumbles.

    Rozanov tilts his head to the side. His pupils are dilated in the low light of Shane’s apartment and he shrugs, stuffing his hands in his pockets again. “We will test more next time. In Boston.”

    It takes a year for Shane Hollander to realize that he's somehow magically protecting his rival, Ilya Rozanov, from harm. It takes another several years, and a lot of hooking up, for him to figure out why.

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    09 May 2026

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    In 2017, Shane and Ilya ended their not-relationship for good.

    All because Grigori Rozanov is alive and well, and Ilya Rozanov’s life is still held under this thumb.

    3 years later, unbeknownst to each other, they are both traded to Ottawa.
    Shane, involuntarily, is ousted from Montreal after his teammates discover his biggest secret.
    Ilya, voluntarily, chooses to tank his career and take a salary cut in the hopes it will free him from the burdens of his family’s dependence on him.

    Both are ready to start fresh. Both want their freedom. Both are wholly unprepared for the resurgence of the feelings they’ve kept buried once they see their names side by side in the Centaur’s locker room.

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    06 May 2026

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    Ilya shows up at Shane’s Montreal apartment for one of their regularly scheduled hookups.

    He intercepts a home intruder hurting Shane.

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    05 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Shane knew injuries in hockey were a given. The collisions, the bruises, the occasional concussion. All a given part of the game and a, somewhat, welcome trade-off to the game he had dedicated his entire life to.

    The broken forearm though? That was hell, something he nor Ilya were prepared for, especially heading into Ottawa's second run at a Stanley Cup. Yes, Ottawa. The Centaurs had welcomed him in with open arms after being outed, unlike Montreal, one of whom had just ended his season with a brutal hit and fall. But again, always a possibility in the game of hockey and how Shane found himself stuck at the cottage for the foreseeable future.

    A trade-off of hockey he didn't expect? Intruders knowing where he lived. Four of them. In his living room.

    Shane finds himself alone with these intruders while his husband is on the road for the playoffs. How long can he hold his own before help arrives?

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    05 May 2026