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    I'll be Jane by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    27 Jan 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    21 Aug 2026

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    hope it hurts like you hurt me by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    21 Feb 2026

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    “Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

    “Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

    “We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

    Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Fiat 500 2: Electric Boogaloo. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    04 Aug 2026

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    Shane
    How about no one jokes about you all almost dying in a plane crash?

    Cap
    Boooooo

    Shane
    Don’t boo me from next to me in bed, loser

    Cap
    BOOOOOOOOOOO

    Another 4 months in the Centaurs team chat: Shane Hollander-Rozanov remix edition.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    30 Apr 2026

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    20 Aug 2026

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    i'll keep you (my dirty little secret) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    18 Aug 2026

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    There are people out there writing novel-length stories about Shane’s deepest, darkest secret.

    They’re running entire blogs devoted to it. They’ve coined a term for it. They’ve built a whole fucking vocabulary around it.

    (In which Shane discovers fanfiction.)

     

     

    Over the next few weeks, Shane finds himself reading about him and Ilya Rozanov fucking in a thousand different ways, places, and universes.

    They fuck in all sorts of positions, some of which Shane has trouble picturing. They fuck in the sin bin, the hydrotherapy pool, the janitor’s closet.

    Clearly, the real Shane and Ilya need to up their game. The most adventurous place they’ve ever had sex is a windowsill, and they gave up on 69ing after a half-hearted attempt where Shane—accidentally!—kneed Ilya in the back of the head and Ilya had the gall to get all huffy about it even though Shane was the one with teeth marks on his dick.

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    19 Aug 2026