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September 1982
The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.
Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.
Everything is going well for Sirius Black.
Everything but love.OR
Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.Series
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23 May 2026
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House of Cards: a situation or scheme build on a shaky foundation in danger of collapse, a plan built to fail...
Two years ago, Remus met Sirius Black in a record shop where he quickly charmed the pants off of him, literally. They had a perfect first date, a perfect night, and perfect sex. Everything was perfect, until the fantasy was ripped from Remus the very next morning. For the next two years they became sworn enemies. That is of course, until their best friends decide to get married and force them into the same room for their entire wedding week. Remus and Sirius decide to play along, and to get back at them they pretend to be in a relationship to prove to everyone how wrong it would be just to stop their nagging. It's the perfect plan, pretend to be together for an entire week in the South of France surrounded by all their best friends. What could go wrong?
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15 May 2026
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In 1965, Voldemort became Minister for Magic. In 1968, the leadership of the Order of the Phoenix was destroyed, the remnants of the terrorist organisation driven underground. By 1970, all was well in Great Britain.
The year is 1984. Sirius Black has just turned 25. He's rich, he's powerful, and most importantly--he's bored.
But all of that is about to change.
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04 May 2026
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Magical, no-Voldemort AU with morally grey everyone and surprising softness, considering this started as a crack fic.
Main fic is listed first, with off-screen cut scenes in the bonus fics. Side fics do not need to be read and add very little (if anything) to the plot. They’re just because the author doesn’t know how to say goodbye.
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15 Mar 2026
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Your hands; mine (Stalker Remus AU) by MarigoldWritesThings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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It’s a Friday afternoon. On Fridays, Sirius goes to the pub with his friend James. James sometimes brings his wife along, and sometimes just countless pictures of his son. Sirius sees the kid at least twice a week but still he looks at each photo as if it were a great treasure.
Remus goes in fifteen minutes after them, sometimes half an hour. Sometimes he doesn’t go in at all and sits in his car instead, waiting for the bartender to call last orders. Twice he felt brave and sent a drink to Sirius’ table, but left before it was delivered. Both times the bartender told him the same: this is a pub, mate. You want to talk to him, go talk to him, I ain’t doing table service.
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09 Mar 2026