clownjuice
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- Chicago Fire (2)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
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Wait.
He scrolled back up.
JaneLovesLily
Cute. kudos <3
He squinted at the username, trying to make sure there’s no other English words those letters could make- but with that capitalization? No. Okay. Damn. So, either he was dealing with a lesbian men’s hockey fan who happened to be named Jane, or this was… Shane’s account. No way.
AKA Ilya makes discoveries while on hockey social media and uses it to make his relationship better!!!
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Tiptoe Through The Window (By The Window, That is Where I'll Be) by clownjuice
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Jan 2026
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Shane gets a stalker and, like most things, decides he needs to deal with it all alone.
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After months of watching them circle, Shay convinces Severide to finally just ask Casey out. unfortunately, it's a bit too late. He tries to be a supportive friend, but things start to catch his attention, and not in a good way.
I DO NOT GIVE OUT MY SOCIALS TO NON-REGISTERED USERS!!! BOT COMMENTS WILL BE IGNORED OR DELETED
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Sevasey one shots prompted by whatever episode i'm currently watching
Some can be read as platonic or pre-slash, a few are established relationship
featuring my obsession with tormenting Casey <3
requests and suggestions welcomed as long as they aren't E rated or brettsey (sevasey truther)
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“Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”
“That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.
That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.
He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”
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I’d fight anyone who’s mean to you by The_Masked_Bandit
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
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Ilya Rozanov @rozan0v_off
Almost fell asleep watching Shane Hollander play. Is the most depressing man I know. Even his chirps are polite. Maybe he wouldn’t be so boring if he weren’t best friends with his mom?What the hell, Rozanov?
Shane grinds his teeth, desperate to keep his tears at bay. This is ridiculous. This isn’t even mean. Not really. Shane should consider himself lucky, really; Ilya is never usually this bad at trash-talking other players. So why is Shane even hurt?
Perhaps it’s the fact that Ilya wrote something about him at all, and Shane only found out because Hayden sent him a screenshot of it. Or maybe it’s the fact that he used the word “boring”, which is an adjective that has been used to describe Shane so many times throughout his life that he’s come to loathe the very letters composing it.
Or, Rozanov creates a fake Twitter account to defend Shane from his haters, and then overcorrects when some fangirls get suspicious about his identity.
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Strawberries & Cigarettes (They Always Taste Like You) by Keullala
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jan 2026
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Troy’s grin turned sharp and mischievous. “Alright then,” he spoke up. “New bet.”
“No.” Ilya groaned. “Why is everything always a bet?”
“Because you hate losing,” Wyatt answered as if it was obvious.
Troy clapped his hands together. “Okay, so,” he started, his eyes gleaming. “Rozanov has to get Shane Hollander to fall in love with him.”
Ilya stared at him, his brain’s processing lagging half a second behind. “You think you are jokester, yes? You are joking.”
or, in which hockey captain Ilya Rozanov drunkenly agrees to a bet to make the nerdy Shane Hollander fall in love with him
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House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
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It's a Tuesday when House becomes the victim of an unprovoked attack in his own conference room. The following day, it happens again.
Stuck in a repeating time loop that always ends the same, how is Wilson supposed to cope? And why is House not acting right?