confusedmaniac
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A Hero Raised by a Monster by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: You Kill Me Every Time: Strade (Gatobob Visual Novel), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2026
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Harry Potter accidentally Apparates to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, when he is 7 years old, and he chooses to hide under the porch of our favorite evil bastard sadist, Strade. This absolutely fucks the timeline.
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The Righteous Anger of Shimura Hana by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
02 Mar 2026
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In another world, Hana would have died after that. Hana would have stayed dead, too. Hana would become just another memory, just another casualty of All for One’s sick plans. But the thing about this Hana, is that while she was diagnosed Quirkless, the truth is she wasn’t.
Hana had a hidden Quirk, with a very specific activation requirement. Hana’s Quirk required her to die to use it.
So when Hana was killed, a mere half an hour later, she did not stay dead. She did not stay a pile of gore in the grass.
No.
Hana’s body, however slowly, began to pull itself back together, cracks sealing and leaving scarring all over her skin from where they formed.
Nerve endings slid back into place, flesh and fat and bone gluing itself back together in ways they should not be able to.
Hana did not stay dead.
Hana woke up.
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Tom Riddle and the Various Children He Keeps Finding In Dumpsters by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2025
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The Dark Lord Voldemort never wished to carry on his line, or to even be a good parent.
But when he feels a connection with Harry Potter, he offers the boy a side-switch. And then his friend. And then his other friend. And then another. And another-
Basically, the story of how Tom Riddle became a single mother of 11.
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Harry (not) Potter and the Girl Who Cared by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Dec 2025
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Harry is only 7 years old when a girl named Finnegan Galbraith finds him under a footbridge a few blocks from Number 4 Privet Drive and asks him if he would like to come live with her at a mansion for people the world doesn't want in America. The only catch is that he will have to kill people.
Harry accepts.
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Jeffrey Woods Adopts a Child by confusedmaniac
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Creepypasta - Fandom
29 Nov 2025
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Jeff didn't know why exactly he decided to bring home the kid he found under the stairs. But he did. Mainly because his treatment pissed him off, but there was another reason. Something almost magical calling out to him. Oh well, time to raise a 9 year old from scratch, he supposes.
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Harry Potter didn’t have much. Just a cupboard under the stairs and chores to do.
Oh. And his other uncle, Reggie. But Harry’s not allowed to see him too often. Uncle Vernon doesn’t like him.
One fateful day, Harry makes a mistake. A bad one. But his Uncle Reggie takes him, and whisks him off to a world of magic.
Where Harry is supposedly famous.
*UPDATES ON SATURDAYS*
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- Part 1 of I Woke Up (And You’re Still Here)
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01 Sep 2026
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Two Sociopaths and an Empath. What Could Go Wrong? by Panchild19
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hannibal (TV)
17 Jul 2026
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At the age of four, Harry Potter was found by the least likely safe person.
Luckily, Hannibal Lecter wasn't going to allow the boy to stay in that wretched cupboard.
Now, they just need to deal with all the chaos that comes with being the Chesapeake Ripper, and the Boy-Who-Lived.
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- Part 3 of Harry Potter was Raised By Others
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01 Sep 2026
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Hell Hath No Fury Like Weasley's Scorned by FandomsGallore
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2026
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After Fred, George, and Ron rescue Harry from the Dursley’s his second year, Fred and George are appalled by what they discover.
The bars on Harry’s window, the cat flap at the bottom of his door, the multiple locks on the outside of said door, and the cupboard under the stairs where Harry’s trunk was locked that had multiple drawings obviously drawn by a child, a small cot, and a sign that read “Harry’s Room”. Then there’s the fact that anytime someone moves too fast or speaks too loudly, Harry flinches.
The twins knew their parents wouldn’t take them seriously. But they needed to get Harry help.
Enter Bill Weasley, the twins' eldest brother, curse breaker extraordinaire, and overall badass.The twins knew they could tell Bill and that he would do something to help. The week before they leave for Hogwarts, Fred and George set their plans in motion once everyone is asleep. They fire call Bill and tell him everything.
What they didn’t expect was for Bill to obtain custody of Harry and wreak havoc upon those responsible for the way Harry has been mistreated. Or for ancient magic to be invoked for the judgement of those complicit and/or responsible.
Bookmarked by confusedmaniac
01 Sep 2026
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The Dark Heir's Consort by Teja_Shree_Pinjala_Ravi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2026
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When the Killing Curse sends Harry Potter back to the Marauder's Era, he chooses a new name, an ancient legacy, and a ruthless path to vengeance. Becoming Hadrian Peverell, he issues a public courting contract to a vulnerable Severus Snape, shielding him from the Marauders and Dumbledore alike.
But Hadrian's ultimate leverage lies in a dark alliance. After forcing the Dark Lord to heal his fractured soul and reclaim his sanity, the balance of power shifts entirely. Dumbledore wanted a war, but he's about to face the combined might of the Peverell, Slytherin, and Prince estates.Disclaimer:
I do not own Harry Potter. It belongs to J. K. Rowling. The story is mine.- Language:
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01 Sep 2026
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Accidental Dark Mark (oopsie!) by Froggy_Teal, necromancis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2026
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At age 11, Harry has a sudden epiphany of rebellion against the Dursleys, so he does the most rebellious teenage thing he can think of: gets a tattoo.
What he didn’t know was that the tattoo was the main mark of the current (previously) Dark Lord, the Dark Mark.
And apparently he’s a wizard? Wait, why does everyone think he’s a Death Eater?
Bookmarked by confusedmaniac
31 Aug 2026