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your fool in this game for two by abillionstars
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool (Movieverse)
04 Aug 2024
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“Have you ever lived with anyone before?”
At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”
“That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”
(two loser loners, falling in love.)
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For audio lovers, the fabulously talented tha_rin has created a podfic!
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01 Jun 2026
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took no time with the fall by cherryvanilla
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
10 May 2016
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When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.
Or, five times they meet on rooftops plus one time they take it to the streets*
(*with apologies to The Doobie Brothers).
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- Part 1 of wasn't looking for this
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24 Apr 2026
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Sam was just doomed to spend his life with 'Are you fucking sorry?!' marked on his skin. Really, it wasn't fair.
As it turns out, the explanation isn't so bad.
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18 Apr 2026
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Matthew Michael Murdock was a dangerous man. He stood tall over everyone in his premise. He was the devil Hell’s Kitchen, the nickname given to him by his sheer ruthlessness in the courtroom, ruthlessness and brutality. He never lost a case, and never will. No one even knew he was blind until he told because of the way he held himself, like he owned the world. He walked confidently, only sometimes using his cane. He never smiled, and the worst part was he had a wedding ring.
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15 Apr 2026
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go and get your hands dirty by furiosophie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy
17 Oct 2021
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There is an agonizing moment where DIn feels Luke’s body tense beneath him, his muscles flexing in a way that makes him sure Luke is about to punch or at least push him away, but then something shifts behind Luke’s eyes, as if he recognized the fear in Din's, and before Din can form another coherent thought Luke crushes their lips together and kisses him as if his life depends on it.
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Din meets Luke twice a day, five days a week, in a way that’s casual, predictable, impersonal - Until that one day where he meets him by accident, in the middle of the night in a way that's neither.
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14 Apr 2026
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I'd like to hang out with you for my whole life by coffeecatsme
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Original Trilogy
30 Mar 2021
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The first time Din touches his helmet to Luke’s forehead, it's by complete accident.
Or, 5 times Luke doesn't know Din kisses him and 1 time he does.
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14 Apr 2026
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Luke couldn’t make out much of what the kid looked like at first with the sun glare, just that he was stocky and small and pressed his little hands against the window. Then he pressed his whole tiny face against the window, his big eyes focused on Luke. His hair was long, curly, and brown and his pudgy little baby hands hit the window occasionally. The arm wrapped around him just seemed like it was there to steady him, and after a moment he saw that back of someone’s sweatshirt, like whichever parent had come to save the baby was sitting backwards on the sill while they let him amuse himself with the forbidden outside world.
The baby gave him a toothy grin and waved. When Luke waved back, he clapped his hands and started talking, or probably babbling, to the adult that was holding him. He bounced up and down as he babbled.
And Luke just melted.
So, he did what any respectable adult would in that situation: he went cross-eyed, puffed out his cheeks, and waved his hands on either side of his face until the baby laughed.
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A very fluffy quarantine AU
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13 Apr 2026
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Happy Valentines day. You are loved <3
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Four things that Din Djarin learns, and one thing that Grogu Djarin has always known
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13 Apr 2026
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If Only It Was Real by Wixiany
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
14 Feb 2023
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Luke makes a deal with Din - the bouncer at the club where he works. If a customer is making him uncomfortable with their advances, Luke will signal him and Din comes to rescue, a bouncer and a fake boyfriend in one.
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- Part 4 of dinluke valentine's day '23
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13 Apr 2026
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Luke definitely understood what they were saying, and he should have been thrown by it. He should get up and leave, or pull out his phone and start searching for the language. There had to have been some commonality. A show or - well, he had no idea what, but it was something.
“Ner’Jetii runi kar’tayliryc gar.” – Your Jedi’s soul knows you.
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- Part 6 of DinLuke Positivity Week 2022
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13 Apr 2026
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Luke is nineteen years old when he unknowingly makes a Mandalorian a widower, without ever actually dying.
Or: Luke and Din get married pre-new hope, and lose each other for 9 years. They find each other again.
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11 Apr 2026
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lowercase letters by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
16 Mar 2026
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“Would you mind getting… a little lower?” Wade said, quiet, voice void of any trace of inauthenticity.
Logan’s heart beat faster in his ribcage. He hoped Wade couldn’t feel it.
“By lower you mean…?”
Logan didn’t want to assume, didn’t want to seem too eager to get his hands on Wade in ways that he shouldn’t.
Wade reached down with one hand and tugged at the corner of the towel, not pulling it off.
So he did mean his ass then. Alright. Fuck.
Logan could do this. It was just a massage. An ass massage. That was completely normal and fine and not weird at all.
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21 Mar 2026
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Wade’s off the couch, moving slowly until he’s standing right in front of Logan. He’s eyeing him carefully, thoughtfully, like he can piece together a solution to whatever the hell is happening right now.
“You’re not just doing this so you can get out of buying dinner, are you?"
“Fuck you.”
Or: Even if he can't quite place his face, Logan doesn't think he could ever forget Wade Wilson.
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07 Mar 2026
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While Chad is trying to be a good person by escorting Robert home, they get hit by a superpower that makes it very painful for them to be more than a few feet apart. In trying to figure out how to be together under these new conditions, they learn a lot more about each other and slowly fall in love.
Or, the Reverse Social Distance AU that emmasmoke8 keeps yapping about on Tumblr
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Trigger Warning: Implied/referenced self-harm, body dysmorphic disorder, jokes about murder/suicide, more to be addedSeries
- Part 1 of the reverse social distance au
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07 Mar 2026
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Flambae finally learns the trick to getting Robert to go to sleep: laying on top of him.
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07 Mar 2026
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A Good Cause by Rosslyn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Mar 2019
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“Come again,” Geralt said flatly.
“It’s for a good cause, Geralt!” Dandelion said exasperatedly, as if that had ever justified any of his ideas before.
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03 Mar 2026
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Barry is plagued by nightmares and insomnia. He can’t sleep, hasn’t slept in weeks, not properly. When Leonard Snart chances upon him mid-nightmare and wakes him up, though, Barry discovers he may have found a way to make it through the night.
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22 Feb 2026
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A Series of Pranks by Carako for tarasmom
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
13 Feb 2026
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Sera ropes Blackwall into her antics, playing pranks on the Inquisition leadership. What has he gotten himself into?
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14 Feb 2026
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“Why doesn’t he have an alarm on this?” the man asked, barely out of breath. “This is like 100K of mods parked out back here in some shitty alley. In Gotham.”
“He’s a big deal with some of the bartenders on King street,” Alexis said. “They’re all buddies. They usually kick out anyone who fucks with him."
“Your boyfriend sounds like a fucking pussy."
Or, the one where the Prince of Gotham stumbles across a woman smashing her ex-boyfriend's car in the alley behind the Iceberg Lounge and decides to join in.
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- Part 16 of DC outsider POV
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04 Feb 2026
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Batman tries to access the Watchtower without his signature cowl and uniform. Identity shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 15 of DC outsider POV
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04 Feb 2026