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The Quiet Plundering by iwant_thatstheproblem
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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His Royal Highness, Shane David Montreal Hollander, Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Fortuna and Duke of the Isles of Cyan, had spent his entire life solely in service to the crown and his country.
Prince Ilya Rovaznov had been the spare, the second son of His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Gregori Rozanov of the Empire of Taiga, Fortuna’s neighbor to the west.
When they met, Shane hadn’t been able to keep his eyes off the Prince.
Four years later, a letter was delivered to Shane from Emperor Ilya Rozanov, giving the Crown Prince a choice. Either Shane would agree to become the Emperor's Royal Consort, publicly declaring his allegiance to the Empire of Taiga and his complete submission to the Emperor. Or Shane could watch as his kingdom is plundered by the Emperor and his men.
As Shane grapples with his choice, he struggles to reconcile the Ilya he first met to the Emperor who stands before him today. And what Shane doesn’t know is that from the moment they met, Ilya had one singular focus - to claim the Crown Prince as his own.
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- Part 1 of The Quiet Plundering
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Shane Hollander and the Multiverse of Fools by iwant_thatstheproblem
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jun 2026
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Our story begins when Shane Hollander finds himself dropped into a life where he has been cast in his first movie alongside Rose fucking Landry and teenage soap star slash Hollywood bad boy Ilya Rozanov.
Shane has no idea how he got here, but his body apparently remembers Ilya Rozanov. Shane quickly settles into his new reality, but hazy memories of hotel room hookups and rooftop skylines leave him questioning what is real.
And then just when Shane and Ilya seem to be on the top of the world, Shane finds himself being woken up by some dude named Hayden who keeps yammering about . . . .
well, you will just have to find out for yourself. But be warned, the universe seems to seriously enjoy fucking with Shane Hollander.
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The Quiet Plundering by Bitsyboo_blanc, iwant_thatstheproblem
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jun 2026
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Shane Hollander was perfect; the perfect son, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect friend. He had spent years refining perfection, making sure he was the picture of it. It was second nature after all these years; a suit that didn’t quite fit, but that he’d gotten used to.
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02 Jun 2026
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Dare You Twice by theaftercare
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
13 Jun 2026
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One delayed flight. One closing airport bar. One truth or dare game that gets significantly out of hand.
Ilya Rozanov came to his ex-girlfriend's wedding to prove he was over it. Shane Hollander came to his best friend's wedding to prove he was fine. They were both lying, but they didn't know that about each other yet.Then they had to share a room.
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16 May 2026
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Armed with the past, and the will, and a brick by SatsumaSegments
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 May 2026
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‘Listen to me carefully. You have two choices.’ Rozanov’s voice is low, dripping with a dangerous calmness. ‘You can look me in the eye and tell me that you want me to leave. If you tell me you don’t want this, you don’t want me, you’re not interested, I will walk out now. You will go to your girlfriend. I will go out and find someone else for tonight, touch them, kiss them, fuck them. I will block your phone number. There will be no more texts. We will not speak again. We will never fuck again. I will move on. I will forget about you.
‘Or,’ Rozanov continues, ‘you can accept that this is what you want. What you need. What you are. You will get on your knees and take what I have to give you. You will do as you’re told. You will be a good little slut and beg me for more and let me remind you who you actually belong to. I will fuck you until you cry and you will thank me for it. I will make you come on my cock until you can’t even remember your girlfriend’s fucking name.’
Bookmarked by iwant_thatstheproblem
10 May 2026
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Select All by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.
He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...
The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.
He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.
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Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.
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05 May 2026
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The NHL gives Ilya Rozanov one final responsibility before retirement: choose a rookie, train him for a year, and prepare him to inherit everything Ilya built in Ottawa.
Shane Hollander is twenty-one, gifted, unnervingly observant, and quietly obsessed with Ilya’s career down to the smallest detail.
Ilya has spent his whole life protecting his privacy, his body, and his control. Shane makes him want to lose all three.
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- Part 1 of The Last Season
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Bookmarked by iwant_thatstheproblem
04 May 2026