petrichorca



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  1. Summary

    It's a PODFUCKERY!

    a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!

    A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!

    Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!

    Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!

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  3. Summary

    This is a collection of my fics where Ed and Stede meet earlier than canon events. I've done quite a few of them! They range from childhood to young adult to shortly before Stede, canonically, takes to the Revenge.

    FYI if I collaborated with someone on a fic they are automatically listed as a co-creator of this series (with permission).

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  4. Summary

    I (petrichorca/Pez) have been writing missing scene fics for OFMD. They're not deliberately connected, because I just write when I feel the urge and they're self-contained stories, but I've put them in canonical timeline order here in case it's interesting to read my missing scenes like that!

    Just an FYI: if I've collaborated with someone on a missing scene and added the fic(s) to this collection (with their consent), they're included as a co-creator on the series.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    A quick piece of art featuring Ed and Stede paired up at the Olympics!

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    15 Mar 2026

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    SKELETON BOYS

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    This is not at all how Stede expected his night to unfold.

    To wit: Stede is kneeling on the dirty floor of a bathroom stall in the shitty little low-ceilinged men’s room at Jackie’z, the hot velvety shaft of a faceless stranger’s dick resting in his palm.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    diamonds on the soles of his shoes by knotwerk

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Ed, the owner and head chef of the famous and expensive restaurant BLK, happens to notice an exquisite blonde customer - dining alone, with a book, completely at peace with herself. Fascinating! But after a while, she realizes that the customer has a secret ...

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Gift From God by Chocolatepot

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “I’m sorry if it’s weird, you know,” Stede whispers. “Getting terms and conditions from the crew.”

    Ed sighs. “I don’t mind, really. Kind of nice to be taking orders instead of giving them for once.”

    Stede hums thoughtfully.

    “I never knew you felt that way,” he finally replies softly.

    Ed hugs the pillow tighter. “Yeah, well. Can get exhausting. Hard to keep that up.”

    “But you’re so good at it!” Stede fires back with conviction. “Everyone just falls in line when you’re around.”

    Ed chuckles to himself. “Everyone but you, maybe.”

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    Ed explores why he suddenly wants to give up control...especially with Stede. Takes place during Season 2, Episodes 4-6.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    What would you have me do, Captain? By This_Will_Be_Our_Year

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    The crew gathers to watch their favorite weird nature documentary series and is surprised when they recognize some of the wildlife.

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    11 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    in faith i do not love thee with mine eyes, or: wait, what? by yerbamansa