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    It was probably a good thing that no one assumed that Mel and Frank could possibly be dating. They had agreed to keep it a secret, after all.

    But, come on. Not one rumor? Really?

    It was starting to piss Frank off.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    They were friends.

    And yeah, maybe the ring on his finger sort of burned when he looked at her sometimes, even though it was just for show, now.

    It was just easier to let her keep thinking he was still married to Abby. Safer.

    It raised less eyebrows about the nature of their friendship when the ring stayed on while he was at work, the weight on his finger reminding him not to say or do anything stupid.

    It also made it a little less creepy when the pet names started slipping out.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Mel King was a creature of habit.

    There was a specific sort of choreography to her life beyond the chaos of the Emergency Department. A carefully controlled routine, a color-coded calendar, a rigid set of rituals that kept her grounded enough to keep showing up day after day, to keep on doing the work that was required of her to save lives.

    Everything was going fine for Mel. Her personal life was predictable, unexciting, and perfectly fulfilling, thank you very much.

    Enter Frank Langdon, agent of chaos.

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Dennis’ latent, ex-Catholic guilt comes in handy for occasions such as these. Sure, he’s still going to find somewhere to jerk off at work, but not before he tells someone more important than him that Robby is a risk to himself.

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    Dennis hears "You gonna stay put or do I have to tie you down?" and has feelings about it, but he also has priorities.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Ready?” Robby asks.
    “Where are we going?” Dennis asks as he moves to follow, dreading all the possible answers.
    “Home,” he says, and Dennis nearly trips on air, righting himself against the table at the last second.
    He hadn’t been expecting that.

    OR: Robby offers shelter to Whitaker after PittFest instead of Santos.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    GOD huckleberry with religious trauma you will always b famous to me