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Paperwork and Pettiness: A Head Boy’s Guide to Quietly Running a School by menaka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2025
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Hogwarts runs on chaos. Percy Weasley runs on rules. Unfortunately for everyone, he just found a way to win. Armed with quills, loopholes, and an alarming enthusiasm for paperwork, Percy quietly takes over the school—one anonymous reform at a time. Secret rebellions have never been so properly documented .
Updates posted as soon as I have free time.
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- Part 1 of Bureaucracy and Other Dark Arts
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30 Mar 2026
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“We could raise him,” Bellatrix whispered, eyes gleaming. “Train him. Teach him the family legacy. Hex his teachers. Matching robes again!”
“We agreed,” Tom hissed, “no robes, no rituals, and absolutely no snakes named after exes. No snakes means no kids too. I thought you understood that. I gave up dark lording to write grumpy op eds and do crosswords in peace.”
“But think of it,” she said. “Legacy preservation. Just... smaller. And with snacks.”
Tom sighed like a middle aged man. “Fine. But if he tries to resurrect anything, it's on your head”
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The story of how Harry Potter ended up the legal ward of a semi retired dark academic and his emotionally unstable tax spouse.
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30 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter & Seven Years of Chaos by JessalynMichele, Severitus812 (JessalynMichele)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2025
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July 8, 2021 - June 14, 2023:
706 days.
1,262,342 words.And Chaos Harry’s journey is at an end.
(Afterlife and Missing Moments to be updated eventually, but the main series is over)
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19 Mar 2026
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Nine-year-old Harry accidentally apprentices himself to a necromancer. Things go downhill from there.
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18 Jul 2025
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Unspeakables, and Dark Lords, and Time-Travelers, Oh My! by J_L_Hynde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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“I can’t believe I’m giving you advice,” Rowle muttered to himself, running his fingers through his short, sandy blond hair. His blue eyes met the Slytherin Head Boy's stormy gray eyes across the library table that they sat, and a grimace crossed Ravenclaw's face. “Look Riddle, Evans isn’t someone to mess around with. I know he looks nonthreatening, being so short, and thin, like a gust of wind could blow him over; but if you keep fucking with him it’s your funeral.”
Tom arched an incredulous brow. He looked at seventeen-year-old Theodore Rowle, all six-feet and two inches of him, and compared him to the five-foot-five fifteen-year-old Henry Evans in his mind. The fact that the Ravenclaw was in any way frightened of his small, sylphlike housemate was laughable to him when Theodore was so large and broad-shouldered in comparison. But he was. Noticeably so. Tom didn’t need to use legilimency to see it. “Why are you so afraid of him?” He wondered aloud.
“Because I’m not stupid,” Rowle scoffed. “We’ve known each other a long time. I know what he’s capable of.”
Tom leaned forward in his seat, interested. “And praytell, Rowle, just what is Evans capable of?”Series
- Part 1 of UDLTTOM AU VERSE
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19 Feb 2025