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    Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”

    “Um.” He coughs.

    “Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.

    Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Herman hadn't always been called Waterboy. But the name stuck to him like a burr, especially if one considered his power of water manipulation.

    Herman liked the Z-Team and SDN well enough, even if most of them were dicks. He hadn't meant to overhear something he shouldn't have and he *especially* hadn't wanted those two people to know he knows.

    But when did Herm ever get what he wanted in life?
    Actually, to his surprise. That may be exactly what happens to him after a surprised confrontation.

    Yay?

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Flambae's fire powers react to his 'feelings' according to his therapist. She advised him 'breathing exercises' and 'finding his center' when what he really needed, what he really wanted, was someone that he wouldn't hurt (in ways they didn't want) while having sex.

    Someone he could fucking fuck.

    God it had been so long.

    Somehow, one soppy, soaking idiot, never occured to him before now.

    And now? He's had an itch for years that Waterboy is going to scratch.

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    Chad walks in on Herman in the shower late, late at night. They are the only two left in the building. Chad thought very, very little of the janitor. However, some parts of Herman aren't so little. They merit careful consideration.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Flambae offers to do Waterboy a favor. And Waterboy wants to have sex. But not with Flambae, of course.

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    "It’s mostly a thing- an issue of-” he stops, takes a very deep breath, starts again, “I want to have sex."

    Flambae whips around so fast he slips on the shower tile. “What the fuck?” he asks, “That’s not a favor, Wet-fart-boy. That’s a fucking HR violation."

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    25 Nov 2025

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    It was like watching a puppeteer pull all of Harrow’s strings simultaneously, Gideon thought; the little hagette stood straighter, though not taller- she was still five foot nothing, more furious purse dog than shaking purse dog- but she nodded firmly, once, before turning to Cam.

    "Very well,” she said. “Marry me, Camilla.”

    A vicious spit-take on Gideon’s part translated to one exceptionally high eyebrow in Cam, but nothing more.

    “Like I said,” Cam began carefully, “I’m married to Dulcie, and unfortunately, polyamory is not recognized under the UCMJ. I can’t marry you without her losing her benefits.”

    Then, because Cam was the absolute worst, she shrugged and said, offhandedly,
    “Why don’t you marry Gideon?”

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    Harrow needs health insurance, and Gideon needs Harrow (to not be a dick.) What better way to provide for them both than a little light fraud between frenemies?

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    20 Jul 2025