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bloodletting by solardumbfuck
Fandoms: Freak Show (Web Series), Freak Show (Minecraft Roleplay Series on YouTube)
07 Dec 2025
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Since meeting him, Rev has only seen Mark as a nuisance. He's too loud, too cheerful, too hopeful for someone who goes to Kade. Rev always imagined vampires to be brooding, silently sharp succubi who drain the life force of anyone that comes close, but the only thing Mark drains is Rev's patience. Despite that, Mark proves useful for once in Rev's ploy to get himself expelled permanently from Kade. If Rev can piss Mark off enough to get him to complain to the principal,, well, it's only a few trips before he's expelled--or at the very least, kept away from Mark for a while. However, in the middle of executing his plan, things go horribly wrong for Rev.
Who knew starving a vampire made them angry, hungry beasts?
...Now that we're mentioning it, being eaten by a vampire doesn't feel so bad...
.........Uh oh.
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Dear Diary… by solar (solardumbfuck)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
15 Jul 2025
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I bought the DLC for Breath of the Wild, and had planned to write a chapter of this fic as I got each Champion’s upgrade.
I started with Urbosa and was meant to do Mipha next but that one is even more unfinished. This chapter is the unfinished rambling I did trying to see if I could make a fic at least 1,000 words. Spoiler Alert: I did, it’s 3,000. Very proud of myself for that.
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dawg what the fuck are you talking about?? - everybody to link by solardumbfuck
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time
02 Jan 2025
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it’s totk link being haunted by ocarina/majora link because i’m fucking insane
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Impa suspects some silly shit is going on between the princess and her knight. She figures some gentle(“”) prodding to the princess about who she thinks Link will dance with at the upcoming knights ceremony will confirm her suspicions. However, instead of just getting information, she ends up blossoming a love between the two.
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Link climbs Death Mountain, an easy feat that he’s done so many times before. But why was it so quiet up here? 7 years couldn’t have made that much a difference,, could it?
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Daniil was ogling. Again. He felt his mouth agape at the scene. How could he not? Artemy and Rubin stuck out against the dark tiles of the roof, practically seducing his gaze away from his nondescript path. But although, at a quick glance, Rubin had a fair physique that can easily be the envy of any Capital man, Daniil’s eyes were solely a slave to Artemy’s form.
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Artemy is the perfect lover and Daniil feels guilty for, in other words, feeling a lack of satisfaction.
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To Daniil's shock, Artemy instantly blushed redder than the bloody twyre, all the way from the bridge of his nose across his cheeks to the tip of his ears. His eyes widened, and he glanced between the underwhelming nosegay and Daniil's face repeatedly, raising his hand to cover his mouth.
"Wh—Wow, oynon, this is... I didn't expect this from you," Artemy stammered, his tone low and almost raspy.
"Yes, well. I've learned at least some things about the Steppe, haven't I?" Daniil preened, shooting him a modest grin.
"Ah, I suppose you have, oynon... th—thank you, truly."
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Daniil gifts Artemy herbs without realizing that he's propositioning him according to Kin tradition. Culture shock shenanigans ensue.
Bookmarked by solar (solardumbfuck)
29 Jan 2026
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Above and Below by cheepers
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
28 Jun 2025
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Neither Link or Zelda had a chance to respond before the mummy held its hands over its chest and gathered the smoke-like gloom that seeped from its chest. With a guttural roar, it raised its arms. The gloom surged upwards and violently collided with the cavern ceiling above.
Zelda could only stare in horror before the ground cracked underneath her feet. She gasped, stumbled back, and fell backward. Link jumped after her, face twisted in panic and pain, and reached out to her with his damaged arm. They just brushed fingertips before Zelda felt herself come to an abrupt stop in the air, and Link fell past her. He twisted in the air, trying to grab onto her outstretched arm, but to no avail.
“Link!” Zelda screamed, watching in horror as Link tumbled into the depths below, swallowed by the darkness.
After that, she felt a tug on her arm, and the world went white.
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Or: a TOTK AU in which neither Link or Zelda are sent back in time. Instead, Link is trapped in the Depths with a corrupted arm, and Zelda is brought to the Great Sky Island by Rauru, tasked with saving Hyrule and finding Link before he's overtaken by gloom.- Language:
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Bookmarked by solar (solardumbfuck)
08 Jun 2025