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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love Shane’s very bad acting

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    The first photo is professionally shot— OP81 in a black fireproof undershirt, half out of his race suit, looking off-camera, effectively showing off his chiselled jawline. His eyes are a perfect chocolate-y brown and his hair does a little swoopy swoop thing that makes Lando’s heart skip a tiny beat.
    Lando stops talking.
    The silence lasts just a fraction too long.
    “Oh, fuck off.”
    Chat explodes.
    smooth_opewation55: THERE IT IS
    angeldoesgaf: HE FOLDED 😭
    kukuruchutensei: BRO GOT HUMBLED
    m1xtyex: LOOK AT HIM STARING
    aflairforthez: zoom in again we weren’t done

    Or; Lando gets a hate comment in one of his streams, he decides to check the insta of his so called hater, who unfortunately for him is a certain gorgeous australian f1 driver.

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    29 May 2026

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    We are so back

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    Shane Hollander has the highest hockey IQ in the NHL...and actively pretends he doesn't. He's already set himself apart in many ways, and he doesn't need "absolute hockey nerd" added to the list.

    Keeping this secret gets harder as he stops hiding other parts of himself from those around him. He comes out to the Voyageurs (who don't take it very well), he starts hanging out with the Raiders (though no one has a clue about him and Ilya being anything beyond friends), and he feels as if he is losing parts of himself in the expectations others hold for him.

    Ilya notices, and resolves to create a space that his boyfriend can thrive in, even if that means getting him the fuck out of Montreal.

    Set during The Long Game, where Shane and Ilya have made their plan, Shane's parents know about their relationship, and they've started telling people they are friends, but before Ilya officially transfers to Ottawa. That's right folks, this is a "Boston steals Shane Hollander" fic. We need more, and I am here to contribute☺️🫰

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    26 May 2026

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    Shane my absolute goat get the fuck outta montreal

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    @ russianbear clove 

     roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass

    @ icemenace Ro - he's so real

    @ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this 

    @ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god 

    @ russianbear clove  - ummmm i don't think so

    @ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of

    @ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one

     

    or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind

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    26 May 2026

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    I’m crying with laughter “only my freckles?” SHANE

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    It happens in an instant.

    Over Ilya’s shoulder, Shane sees the doctor and Wiebe give each other a look, and in a sudden bout of impatient anxiety, Shane ends up saying the words that come to ruin everything.

    “Don’t touch me.”

    The effect is instantaneous. Ilya’s hands fly to his sides, and Shane gets a front row seat as Ilya’s heart breaks before his very eyes. Eyes dimming and lips trembling in slow, painful technicolor.

    It causes Shane’s heart to break, too, and he vows, immediately, never to see such a look cross his husband’s face again.

    OR Shane embarks on a mission to heal his husband’s heart, one PDA at a time.

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    25 May 2026

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    Shane is me and I am Shane and I am also sobbing