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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love Shane’s very bad acting

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    The first photo is professionally shot— OP81 in a black fireproof undershirt, half out of his race suit, looking off-camera, effectively showing off his chiselled jawline. His eyes are a perfect chocolate-y brown and his hair does a little swoopy swoop thing that makes Lando’s heart skip a tiny beat.
    Lando stops talking.
    The silence lasts just a fraction too long.
    “Oh, fuck off.”
    Chat explodes.
    smooth_opewation55: THERE IT IS
    angeldoesgaf: HE FOLDED 😭
    kukuruchutensei: BRO GOT HUMBLED
    m1xtyex: LOOK AT HIM STARING
    aflairforthez: zoom in again we weren’t done

    Or; Lando gets a hate comment in one of his streams, he decides to check the insta of his so called hater, who unfortunately for him is a certain gorgeous australian f1 driver.

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    We are so back

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    Shane Hollander has the highest hockey IQ in the NHL...and actively pretends he doesn't. He's already set himself apart in many ways, and he doesn't need "absolute hockey nerd" added to the list.

    Keeping this secret gets harder as he stops hiding other parts of himself from those around him. He comes out to the Voyageurs (who don't take it very well), he starts hanging out with the Raiders (though no one has a clue about him and Ilya being anything beyond friends), and he feels as if he is losing parts of himself in the expectations others hold for him.

    Ilya notices, and resolves to create a space that his boyfriend can thrive in, even if that means getting him the fuck out of Montreal.

    Set during The Long Game, where Shane and Ilya have made their plan, Shane's parents know about their relationship, and they've started telling people they are friends, but before Ilya officially transfers to Ottawa. That's right folks, this is a "Boston steals Shane Hollander" fic. We need more, and I am here to contribute☺️🫰

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    26 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shane my absolute goat get the fuck outta montreal

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    @ russianbear clove 

     roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass

    @ icemenace Ro - he's so real

    @ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this 

    @ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god 

    @ russianbear clove  - ummmm i don't think so

    @ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of

    @ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one

     

    or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind

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    26 May 2026

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    I’m crying with laughter “only my freckles?” SHANE

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    It happens in an instant.

    Over Ilya’s shoulder, Shane sees the doctor and Wiebe give each other a look, and in a sudden bout of impatient anxiety, Shane ends up saying the words that come to ruin everything.

    “Don’t touch me.”

    The effect is instantaneous. Ilya’s hands fly to his sides, and Shane gets a front row seat as Ilya’s heart breaks before his very eyes. Eyes dimming and lips trembling in slow, painful technicolor.

    It causes Shane’s heart to break, too, and he vows, immediately, never to see such a look cross his husband’s face again.

    OR Shane embarks on a mission to heal his husband’s heart, one PDA at a time.

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    25 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shane is me and I am Shane and I am also sobbing

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    It started off as an offhanded joke from Bood, a ‘You sure you’re not pregnant Roz?’ that Ilya and the rest of his team laughed off.

    Because to them, it was laughable. Ilya Rozanov, notorious ladies man, with possible morning sickness. How funny would that be?

    Ilya didn’t really feel like laughing at the two very visible lines displayed on the pregnancy test in front of him.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    First try or something

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    Robin Goodfellow (n.)
    Definition: a mischievous sprite in English folklore.
    AKA: Puck from Midsummer Night's Dream by William Shakespeare

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    Shane shows off how mischievous he could be.

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    24 May 2026

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    Shane is the epitome of a smirking cat

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    “Why the fuck do you care what happens to Rozanov?”

    Shane doesn’t answer.

    He’s already running for the Raiders’ locker room.

    ⎯⎯⎯

    Or, Ilya has a panic attack in the Raiders' locker room after getting a phone call from his brother telling him about his father’s death.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh KILL MYSELF MY BABY

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    Luca Haas looks Ilya Rozanov in the eye. Ilya Rozanov, recently appointed captain of The Ottawa Centaurs. Ilya Rozanov, who Luca has done unspeakable things to on Archive of Our Own.

    He gulps. His phone is weighing heavy in his back pocket, his phone which has been logged into an Archive of Our Own account for years. An account which features some… disgustingly detailed smut about the man currently shaking his hand.

    or, luca haas wrote a very popular hollanov fic when he was a teenager... he spends the first year of his professional hockey career in fear

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Luca my son I would react the same

  10. Public Bookmark 58

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    Ilya Rozanov is having a no-good, very-bad day, only amplified by the new addition to the team, Troy Barrett, acting like an asshole mid-game to the referee.

    He goes all in and ends up making his teammate cry in the locker room. It’s the start of a beautiful friendship.

    Or: Troy Barrett deserves to have one messy, cringe-girl breakdown in front of his team. He earned it.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is officially canon

  11. Public Bookmark 34

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    He'd watched the big dogs at the facility do this and understood in some wordless way that weight was the point, pressure was the point, the body saying I am here and I am not going anywhere

    But thirty pounds was what he had, so he used all of it.

    Troy's hands found his ears. His belly. The thick fur at the back of his neck.

    Chiron held still. It was so hard to do correctly, but he remained as still the best he could, like Hannah had been trying to teach him: weight distributed, head up, all of his attention on one person. 

    From across the desk he probably looked like a dog enjoying a cuddle.

    He was not enjoying a cuddle. He was working.

     

    Five times Chiron did his job in silence, and one time someone noticed

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I’m fucking sobbing Chiron is such a good boy oh my god

  12. Public Bookmark 63

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    Troy Barrett has just been traded from Toronto to Ottawa; his entire life has been flipped upside down.

    His old team hates him, his new team hates him, and the entire hockey world is waiting for him to screw this up, too.

    What nobody knows is that Troy’s keeping a secret bigger than any scandal.

    A four-year-old daughter.

    Troy has spent years hiding her from the public eye, protecting her from the media circus surrounding his name. Most of his former teammates in Toronto never even knew she existed. He intends to keep it that way, after all, how long is he even gonna be here?

    This trade is temporary; he'll play better than he ever has and find a better team that will want him.

    That’s the plan. Simple. Safe.

    It doesn’t take into account nosy teammates like Ilya Rozanov or a cute social media manager like Harris Drover.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I am a sucker for a secret kid fic and with TROY????? This is literally my niche

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    Troy Barrett is traded to the Ottawa Centaurs after bringing up the assault allegations against Dallas Kent and attacking the star-centre at practice. After years of being treated poorly by the Toronto Guardians, he struggles to adapt to the Centaurs' more accepting nature. Over the course of his first year with the Centaurs, he faces repercussions for speaking out against Dallas, deals with threats from the league, navigates a whole new team that is primed to hate him, and faces several media scandals.

    This is pre Troy/Harris, and Shane/Ilya is not mentioned, but I picture it being in the background.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    MY BABY SAVE HIM

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    Shane Hollander accidentally comes out to his hockey team after years of hiding his sexuality behind carefully crafted personas and unfinished coming out speeches. As the Metros slowly begin icing him out on and off the ice, Shane spirals between rage, grief, and self-discovery—while Ilya refuses to let him forget exactly who he is.

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    24 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Shane my absolute GOAT

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    Montreal comes into Ottawa looking for blood.

    They get a rookie with a mouth on him instead.

    It’s supposed to be just another tight, physical game against the Voyageurs. Hard checks, ugly chirps, Rozanov bleeding a little for dramatic effect, the usual. Shane thinks he’s prepared. Ilya is, as always, one mildly illegal hit away from throwing hands. Bood is having the time of his life.

    No one, however, is prepared for Luca Haas.

    Nineteen. Polite. Painfully earnest. Carries art supplies in his backpack. Has never had an on-ice fight.

    Until he does.

    A story about rivalry, locker room insanity, rookie feral awakenings, and the exact moment Ottawa realizes their baby has teeth.

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    22 May 2026

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    Luca my goat

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    20 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy emotional roller coaster

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    The Toronto Guardians trade Troy Barrett one game into the season to the Ottawa Centaurs.

    Troy's new team hates him, and his new captain, Ilya Rozanov, has no interest in him. However, when Ilya realizes that Troy barely talks and has been struggling on the ice for weeks, he begins to investigate. But the more Ilya learns about Troy and the Toronto team, the worse it gets for Troy.

     

    {A Role Model rewrite with more angst}

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    19 May 2026

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    Oh KILL myself troy my baby

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    Troy Barrett has always been sensitive, it's something his father tried and failed to beat out of him. It was engrained into his very bones, but he'd learnt to push it down to only crack once alone. He laughed with the jokes, joined Dallas's name calling, or starting fights, and trained hard.

    He'd done everything he could to keep his job stable in his team. And he'd been traded, to fucking Ottawa after making the dumb decision to tell Coach that Dallas was being weird. He could have handled it, but he had to go and tell.

    Ilya Rozanov was an arsehole, but a carefully curated one. He didn't act like Barrett did, he was careful, and now said arsehole was going to be part of their team.

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    Troy gets traded to Ottawa sooner than cannon, and I just give Troy a million and one of my health issues, and we pretend he'd be clear to play and drive with these.

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    19 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    GIVE MY BOY A SUPPORT SYSTEM NEOW

  19. Public Bookmark 50

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    What if Troy Barrett was one of Dallas Kent’s victims?

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    19 May 2026

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    My fucking baby I’m sobbing

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    The guys settled around the TV, plates in hand, and Wyatt hit play on something called Hell Risen. They were five minutes into it, after some kind of flashback prologue Troy hadn’t really followed but which had made Wyatt gasp with excitement, when Adrian Dela Cruz’s face popped up on the screen.

    Or: The Centaurs watch Adrian's latest show. Troy tries to suffer in silence.

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    18 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Troy Barrett my baby my boy I’m crying

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