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A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.
Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?
In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.
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Snow filled days by SharkPinata
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
14 Aug 2026
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‘If I promise to stop getting stuff in my hair, will you braid it again?’ Link asked ‘like, more often?’ hopefulness was laced in his eyes.
Revali slowly turned to stare hard at Link, dots slowly connecting in his mind. “If you’ve been purposefully dirtying yourself because of that, I’m going to throw you out a window”.
Link’s guilty chuckle was not a good answer.
And that’s why Revali was trying to throw Link out the window when Teba arrived to ask where the basin was. No Teba, Revali hasn’t snapped and proclaimed war on the hylians, just the one. No Teba, Revali’s not going to kill him as soon as you turn your head. Yes Teba, the hylian was asking for it.
In which Link is not a knight, and the things it changes.
A/N: I AM ALIVE AND THIS STORY IS NOT DEAD YET. No new chapter yet though, sorry.
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and only the bitterness remains. by リリス - riris (arurun)
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
27 May 2026
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Fumi lacks a lot of things. He's Taste-deaf. He's blind to most smells. He did not have the strength and culinary imagination many of the aspiring chefs in Tootsuki had.
But he had experience, enough for a whole lifetime past.
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- Part 6 of in memory of the ones that live again.
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Senju Tobirama had a plan. Granted it wasn't a very good plan - but it was a plan. Heal Uchiha Izuna and then disappear so that his brother and his clan could finally have peace, without the White Demon there to ruin it.
One problem - he hadn't accounted for Uchiha Madara or how stubbornly he would pursue him.
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An Inhuman Vastness - 1st Edition/DISCONTINUED by frizzycrls
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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Without anything to really anchor him since Lilith left, Lucifer struggles with the weight of centuries trapped in Hell in a body that wasn't meant to permanently hold him.
Alastor learns there is something far older and more powerful behind the King's delicate appearance than he realized and it only serves to drive him to ask more questions
09/05/25 IMPORTANT INFORMATION NOW IN CHAP 136
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- Part 3 of Inhuman Vastness
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A Nest of Our Own Making by Kitsunene
Fandoms: 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Manga), 怪獣８号 | Kaiju No. 8 (Anime)
24 Aug 2026
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“Vice captain, you’re venturing in to First Division territory.” Okanogi’s voice crackled through his ear piece.
“It would appear so, but I’m sure the oh-so-generous and forgiving Captain Narumi will understand. Especially when he hears it’s me.
Besides ‘s’not really my fault this little guy is moving so fast, or that the First is so slow to mobilize.” Hoshina’s voice dripped with sarcasm as he kept running to catch the small kaiju he had been chasing.
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Alastor, charitable soul that he was, had helped avert the crisis for a modest fee: two broken deals, a restored staff, and the removal of an electrical thorn from his side. If the performance had improved his standing with the princess and suggested the existence of a heart, that was an unfortunate side effect.
He could have done without the latter.
Still, the evening had freed him from years of restraint, and the exhilaration had yet to fade. When he watched Hell’s illustrious King crawl from the rubble, stumble, and flee alone, wounded and distracted, Alastor recognised an opportunity too rare to waste.
His shadow slipped through the closing portal far too easily. Alastor followed it to the outskirts and found Lucifer with his back turned, his ridiculous hat clutched to his chest.
Who could blame him for testing how vulnerable the King truly was?
The first tendril grazed Lucifer’s cheek and drew a bright line of gold.
Or Lucifer needs an Executioner and Alastor is insane enough to try his luck.
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The Meaning in a Stagnant Life by Vinophidian
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
04 Oct 2026
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Caine finds happiness while living with his favourite humans as they are finally starting to forgive him but he still feels guilty for everything he’s done to them and wants to reverse the abstractions.
However, this has unforeseen consequences.
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“I can’t have fallen in love, I’ve never been in love with anyone before! Sure, Lucifer has some nice qualities, but just because I can admit that doesn’t mean I love him! Of course I enjoy his company, maybe more than I originally thought, but that doesn’t mean anything. And if I happen to know his routine, the fact that he puts way too much sugar in his coffee, and that his favorite category of food is sweets, what of it? I only know those things because…because…” Alastor stopped pacing and collapsed back into his seat.
“If you say that you only know all those things because you find him entertaining, then you’re just lying to yourself, doll.”
“Rosie…what do I do? How has this happened to me?”
After a night of drunken vulnerability, Alastor and Lucifer realize there might be something more between them besides being frenemies. Attempting to overcome their own self doubt and aversion to feelings, these two idiots slowly open up to each other and the possibility of romance. Of course, the road isn't easy, and obstacles come in many forms.
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Objectively speaking he has known this day would come from the very beginning when they have formed this agreement. With his ever growing hunger for power Alastor may have agreed a tad too fast on the proposed terms of said deal but now it is too late for backing out. Especially that the surge of the new found strength which comes with it is absolutely intoxicating.
Or Lucifer offers Alastor an ounce of the angelic power in exchange for the control over his body. The deer demon gets way more than he's bargained for.