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    “Uh, hi, um. Can I have my cat back?” Ranboo asked the teen, who has a shocked face. “Uh, can I have my cat?” Ranboo asked again. The teen looks pissed before closing the door on them. Ranboo stood there for a few minutes before they even knocked again, the teen opened again and placed Pearl into his arms. “Here’s your cat, dickhead.”

    Ranboo stutters, “W-what?” They holds Pearl closer.

    “Why the fuck are you so tall? The fuck are your parents feeding you?” The teen asked. Ranboo felt uncomfortable and just walked away thanking the boy. “And why the fuck you’re wearing sunglasses inside!?”

    Or!
    Ranboo just trying to live as a normal person in a city of heroes. Of course, the author says ‘Nope! The supervillains are your neighbors. And you’re going to become their family member.’

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    19/?
    Comments:
    307
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    3,237
    Bookmarks:
    372
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    84,675
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    Technoblade was minding his own business, taking care of a quaint (it wasn't quaint) farm on the outskirts of the Edlanta Empire when all of a suden he was thrown in jail... ok it was kind of expected but still, come on!

    From there his whole world view is challenged by a king, a child, and a problem.

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    Ranboo's been living the same thing on loop for most of his life. Wake up watch the day go by, go to bed. This ends when a war threatens the land and with wars things tend to go down hill.

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    3,573
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,087
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    ranboo would like to point out that XD the god of Strength was also quite vile. In Fact there are stories about the god fighting and killing the hunters that chased him back in the early days.

    And he was just curious as to why they worshiped all the other gods and not Him? Like it didn’t make sense to the prince. His older siblings always dismissed him as well all but, the only person who ever spoke of the god to him was a prisoner named Phil. The man was only in jail for a day or two before escaping so he only got a few minutes he could steal for himself to visit.

    He had told ranboo how to get his hand on a book with more information. So he stole a few gold ingots from his brother who would forgive him easily enough and snuck out to town and to a bookstore.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    445
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    This takes place before my other work, HTSTSWH, but you don't have to read that first to understand what's going on. You probably won't regardless. Good luck.

    The world’s code whispered and sang as it was called upon, and, slowly, dust rose to create an image of an enderman hybrid crouching behind the netherrack. DreamXD recognized the mortal.
    Ranboo.
    Something had never felt quite right to him about the teen, and as a god who barely experienced emotions, that was quite the thing. He had felt uneasy when Ranboo hacked into the server, his server, and even more so when the hybrid didn’t remember how.
    Ranboo always seemed– off, in some way. Different from the rest. He nearly made DreamXD twitch.
    Nearly.
    DreamXD was a god, after all. Why would he bat an eye at a mortal, even one as strange as this one?

    I really don't know what I'm doing anymore.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    463
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    4,754
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    A distant Enderman call sounded in his mind, curious as to why he was out so late for him. Ranboo warbled contently back, assuring he was fine.

    It was a beautiful night out after all. The clouds were something that the players of the server tended to look at and frown, sad they couldn’t see the stars twinkling in the night sky. For Endermen, and Ranboo as well, it felt safe.

    It looked like home.

    Each chapter is Ranboo and one of his enderman traits. He learns that maybe it's not a bad thing to be himself.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    155
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    1,384
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    184
    Hits:
    24,676
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    At this point, Ranboo can honestly care less about these peasants. But if no one is going to compliment this questionably chaotic little ⌇⊑⟟⏁⌇ then ugh, fine, he'll do the job.

     

    Or: The fanfic where Ranboo compliments five (5) people, drinks wine and silently vibes to Red (Taylor's Version) with Techno.

    Series
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    Words:
    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,112
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    protective edward, wheezing phil, amused techno, giggly…ranboo? yeah

    aka: don’t tell him please (shhh) but it has correct and accurate tags

    Series
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    Words:
    372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,757
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    sex :D

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    4,666
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    Ranboo was messed up. He knew that. He’d only ever had two real friends, Niki and Eret. He was constantly switching between foster homes, being told he was a “problem child”. Now, at the age of 16, he’s still not in a 'forever home', working at the bakery that Niki, Eret, and he own and just barely passing school. So when his two friends place him in a group chat with about 20 people, he’s got no idea what to do.
    OR
    An MCYT half chatfic, half real fic, but Niki, Eret, and Ranboo own a bakery, cafe, flower hybrid shop cause why not (That chatfic part disappears real quick tho, just a warning)
    Angst lovers, you'll have fun
    Fluff enjoyers, I think you'll find this acceptable

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    31,522
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    1,197
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    22,593
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    Ranboo just wanted to do his project, get a good grade and pass this class. That was all he wanted, but apparently, the Gods above (and book) had other plans for him.

    Language:
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    4,448
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    508
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    "For the last time, I am NOT a princess!" Ranboo cried desperately, Phil and Techno watching the totally not princess from the distance.

    -
    "Am I a princess?" Ranboo mumbled to herself, her hand flipping her long bangs away from both her forehead and eyes, Phil, Techno, and Edward watching her with clear amusement in their eyes.

    -

    Or: Ranboo is both in denial and not in denial about being a princess.

    Language:
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    422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,078
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    It do be all in the title my bitches, bros, and nonbinary hoes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    412
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    879
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    I meant to write a nonsense little crack fic and now it's?? got a plot and angst I don't know what happened here
    I saw this one piece of fanart - https://twitter.com/aalfierd/status/1333062531603177473?s=19 - of a minimum wage worker AU? And fell in love with the idea and decided to write about it. It was meant to be mostly a joke and then I got invested and now it's this.
    Also: This fic isn't really about minecraft? But it's more a retail AU of the dream SMP than of the real people so I tagged it like that. If this should be changed, let me know and I'll do so!
    Also also this fic will eventually feature Schlatt and he'll be "Definitely not the best dude but tries sometimes for the folks he cares about" not "irredeemable monster" so if that's upsetting to you then find a different fic instead of yelling at me for it you've been warned many chapters in advance like that's probably going to be chapter 60 at this rate, maybe later

    Language:
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    Words:
    26,475
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,678
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    Ranboo and Edward. Doin Ranboo and Edward stuff. I don't need to explain myself.
    Also no Edward doesn't die, it just doesn't happen, I do make the rules and i say no.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,270
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    “I don’t know what to do, Phil, I--I--I… No, no, I don’t know, Phil, I don’t remember anything that I’m supposed to do. I’ve never-- I’ve never dealt with this, I don’t know how to do it, Phil,” the next breath he sucked in felt like inhaling razor blades.
    “That’s alright, mate, it’s okay,” Phil whispered, “you don’t have to know. We can figure it out together, okay?”

    or,

    ranboo navigates what it's like to lose a pillar of his support system, one that was bigger than he ever realized. however, the world gives back everything that it takes.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1,633
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    Countless birthdays are spent with a bitter feeling of loneliness. However, on his thirteenth, Ranboo's butler takes him to an arcade for the first time.

    Aka

    Rich! Ranboo, and the friends he makes :)

    Language:
    English
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    7,059
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    375
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2,548
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    "The prison? The prison-prison, with dark walls and crying obsidian and crippling isolation? The prison that only showed up in his nightmares, that he refused to step foot in after learning he’d already been there, that he would rather be killed than get thrown into?

    Before Ranboo had time to think, the cage he’d been kept in (like a zoo animal or a circus attraction, he didn’t know which was more dehumanizing to him) was swung open and he was yanked out. Two pairs of hands grabbed him by his forearms, dragging him forward and out, out of the cell, out of the courtroom.

    He relished in the fresh air for only a second until he was reminded of his predicament by the sound of-

    -oh. No, please, no. "

    ...

    in which the gravity of loss isn't addressed, but pain of it is.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    802
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    5,526
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    "Something inherent in anyone on the server was the intense lack of trust - something shared between both mobs and players. Obviously, mobs were more instinctual about their distrust, and players were more generational about it, but the point stood strong. 

    Turning his back to someone never felt easier, to Ranboo.

    The rumbling in his chest got louder, almost overtaking his thoughts, and by this point he wasn’t sure if Techno could hear it or not. The warmth that had initially nestled in his core, wrapping around where his pearl laid, had spread since Techno made the offer, encasing Ranboo in what felt like a non-existent hug."

    ...

    in which i am so goddamn soft and write the fluff the Dream SMP rp refuses give

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    1,123
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    7,401
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    Ranboo doesn't know where he is, but he does know that he really needs to stop spacing out when Edward tries to talk to him.

    (slight themes of dissociation, not super heavy but it's there bc ranboo, be careful loves <3)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,420
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    673
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    3,458
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    Techno and Phil learn about a fun little quirk that enderman have.

    or

    3 times when Ranboo purred, and the one time he couldn’t get himself to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    909
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    1,262
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    8,411

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