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Their eyes don’t leave
The walls won’t bend
Xelqua’s done fighting
Hermitcraft’s admin wants revenge
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What Fun is there in a Happy Ending? by Aquinnix
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, New Life SMP, WitchCraft SMP, Empires SMP, Vampires SMP
02 Jan 2026
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This is a collection of all the MCYT drabbles I have written over on Tumblr.
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An SMP can mean many things to a player.
It can mean a good time. A place to retreat when private servers and test worlds just don't live up to expectations. It can mean war, murder, and griefing. It can mean friends, games, and challenges. The list goes on and on.
But one SMP means... a bit more to its residents.
It means family.
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Each Hermits journey to finding Hermitcraft and how they built a family out of a very strange assortment of blocks.
Now featuring plot!
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Featherfall by Crystal_Opal
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Evolution SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Alternate Universe Watcher Fic.
Grian escapes the Watchers and is in hiding until his End magic comes back to haunt him. His friends are in danger because of him, and Grian must face his past, or else everything he loves will be lost... again.
NOT AN RPF, JUST STRUGGLED TO FIND THE RIGHT TAGS TwT.
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Call To Me (Like I Can Hear) by GFrisk_in_A_Bottle
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Dec 2025
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Your assignment: write a description of the Gods. Should include; their name, what they do, a vague description, which pantheons they are a part of, and which throne they occupy in The Hall of Thrones.
Bonus points for any images.Or: An Introduction to my God AU before I shove any stories in your face. Because I know my descriptions aren't the best.
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- Part 1 of Look At Me Like I Hung The Sun, A God AU
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Moon Crash by GalaticaFrost
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Dec 2025
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“Hello? Hello? Is anyone there?”
“If anyone can hear me, my name is Xisuma V. Walker, username; Xisuma. I’m the admin of the Hermitcraft server. We’ve been stuck here for roughly 7 months now.”
“I don’t know who is alive. I’m with Wels, Gem, and Cleo.”
“If anyone can hear me, or help us please.”
“Please.”
“We need help.”
Connection terminated
[Retry?]
In the months after the moon crashed on the Hermitcraft Server, no one has heard from the Hermits in that time. No news of season 9, no hermits have joined MCC, no extra projects. Nothing. Out of the blue a single message from the server’s admin reaches the outside world, but no one knows what to think of it. Meanwhile inside the server, the trapped players in the nether are about to face something to make the already dangerous server even deadlier. What awaits them? Only one way to find out.
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His head hurt. His wings hurt, along with his arms and legs. In short, everything hurt. “Oh good. You’re finally awake. I admit that took longer than I expected.” Xraln drawled. Grian groaned, gosh his head hurt. “I do apologize, that conversation went a little differently than I had planned.” Xraln continued. Grian mustered the strength to sit up against the wall. He sat there for a moment then glared at the Watcher. He took a look at his surroundings. He was in a dingy old cell that smelled of death. Grian nearly gagged. “You will only be here for a little while, until We’ve found a fitting name for you.” Xraln explained. She then lifted up her hand and the cell door opened. She walked through and the door promptly closed and locked Grian inside. He sighed. He desperately wished this was a dream.
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Grian is kidnapped by the Watchers, and Pearl is not happy. The road to recovery? Maybe? Who knows, in the end? I know it's not me.
This is going to be a long fic! Strap your seat belts and hold on, because it's all downhill from here.
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"'...You can always get in with the wrong crowd, kid. That’s what happened to him. Drove himself mad and killed his own wife.'
The scarf around X’s neck felt like a noose."
Xisumavoid is a regular student at the University of Liverpool. And the grandson of the famed occultist and witch Charles Pierce, who was accused of manslaughter before he suddenly disappeared. His relatively normal life is suddenly turned upside-down on the night of Halloween when Charlie's visions--and old friends--come to visit him. Now Xisuma is stuck with powers he can't control, cryptids he doesn't know how to deal with, and potentially a life-threatening debt.
Well, can't get any worse, can it?
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When you protect the ones you love only for everything to be a lie.
Hemitcraft was a safe server for everyone.
Watchers are ancient god like creaturse that was last seen on EVO, their admin taken to not be seen again and the others meet their demise.
But what happens when that admin of said sever was your best friend, now missing for two years suddenly gets into one of the most secure servers all in blood? -
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As all worlds share the same sky.
It’s a rare occurrence that any celestial bodies pass by the worlds,
and even rarer when a meteor crashes.
Only hitting one world, out of the thousands created.
It hit hermitcraft.
Then things started getting strange.
Two worlds now abandoned and left for their safety.
Fear is starting to infect every action they make, but maybe this time they'll make it outSeries
- Part 3 of The Meteor Effect
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SS Mine Enterprise by LoveletterLullaby
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
13 Oct 2025
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The SS Mine Enterprise was a large sprawling space fairing vessel, designed explicitly to house hundreds if not thousands of occupants. It was a long thing, thick as it was and filled to the brim with rooms and doors. The captain, TFC or just Francis, sat in the large office space designated to him with his head down.
A Hermitcraft space age au featuring alien hermits! Also omegaverse because I am but a weak man
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- Part 1 of Space AU Hermits
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After the turmoil of Season 8's end and Season 9's beginning, the Hermits have finally reunited at spawn. Now they must pick up the pieces of their former lives and try their best to move forward, however difficult it may be.
Somewhere else, trouble continues to brew.
Part 2 of my Season 9 AU fic inspired by Scattered AU.
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- Part 2 of It's a Long Road Home
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"Please don't leave me." by notsticks
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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Sometimes giving up on yourself means abandoning those you love.
AKA the skyblings say their goodbyes before pearl leaves for her games
[Whumptober Day 3: "Please don't leave me."]
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- Part 56 of The Life Games
- Part 2 of NotStick's Whumptober '25
- Part 2 of The 148th Games - Pearl's Games
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TianFedorChronos' Guide To Creating A Child by GFrisk_in_A_Bottle
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Sep 2025
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TianFedorChronos (aka TinFoilChef) teaches you how to create a child!
Shhhh no one tell him that not everyone can sculpt their children like clay!
(Note: 1: part of a series but you don't have to read anything else to understand this
2: there are mentions of him losing his babies, both voluntarily and accidently. If this effects you in any way please feel free to skip over. However it is in no way a graphic depiction and can be read more like destroying an art project.)Series
- Part 3 of Look At Me Like I Hung The Sun, A God AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,281
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 49
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Gold's Hermit a Day May by GoldTheSongBird
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Pirates SMP
30 Sep 2025
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Yes im posting my hermit a day may stuff in september, i kinda just remembered that i can just post this on ao3 too so here we are
i'll post the first three today and then ill post a chapter a day after that
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Dawn breaks over Hațeg Island in the late Cretaceous, and Joe and Cleo are on the hunt for breakfast. But the calm of their daily routine is interrupted by a flash of purple light, and they find themselves confronted by an alien not of their world…
With history dissolving all around them, will they, TFC, and the rest of their motley crew find the source of the disturbances, or will time itself be tied into knots?
OR: The Hermitcraft Dinosaur AU nobody asked for but you’re getting anyway.
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When Doc’s half-mansion gets covered in vines, the hermits have to figure out how to get rid of them before they lose everything.
OR: I’m bad at summaries
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To many of the hermits Xisuma was more than just an admin or a friend. He was their guardian angel. Someone they owed their life to.
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In Case We Don't Make It, I Need You To Know by GirlCreate27
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
27 Jul 2025
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They were having a meeting. They were having a meeting to discuss the godsdamned Watchers if it was the last thing Etho did... but then the other missing players were there. Etho was ready to tell Bdubs everything.
Bdubs was going to demand answers until Etho said he was ready to talk.
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- Part 70 of Learn to Crawl Before You Walk
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Five times Steve meets the Hermits by Crystallized_arctic_flowers
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
15 Jul 2025
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Five times Steve meets the Hermits and one time they meet TFC
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