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Is there a Return Policy on Adoptions? by BluesHue
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batgirl (Comics)
11 Apr 2025
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Bruce loves his kids. They do, however, annoy him at times, and they excel at turning his hair gray. Light-hearted jokes often help diffuse the tension; one of Bruce’s favorite bits was to make “unadoption” threats. After repeating the bit with each of his kids, he discovered that not all of them reacted the same.
Based on this Tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/ktkat99/717599176774516736/angsthumor-fic-idea-if-you-need-a-prompt-bruce
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- Part 2 of Based on a Tumblr Post
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14 Jun 2026
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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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End Game by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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When Shen Yuan wakes up, disoriented and immobilized in a strange bed, he thinks his poor choice in meals has landed him in the hospital. Again. The food poisoning must have triggered some sort of relapse, too, since the doctors have gone all out and put him on the really good meds—he can barely see, and he can't move his limbs at all.
In a strange stroke of luck, though, his doctors seem familiar with PIDW. But why are they asking about Shen Qingqiu?
(In which Shen Yuan transmigrates into end-game Shen Qingqiu without realizing it, and Luo Binghe takes the opportunity to show his new, apparently-amnesiac "disciple" what it's like to have a cruel and powerful Shizun. It doesn't go quite like he expects.)
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12 Jun 2026
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Just this once (let me be selfish) by Sentient_Mango (a_couple_possums)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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Maybe it was the lightheadedness from Blood loss, or perhaps it was the exhaustion catching up to him from the past couple of weeks, but he felt like crying.
He wasn't scared of death itself, of course not. But he felt so utterly alone. He had died many times, but not once was someone by his side when it happened.
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Tim never stays dead for long and never bothered to tell anyone about it. While bleeding out on a rooftop he allows himself one single act of selfishness and calls someone, he didn't think would care.Unfortunately he severely underestimated just how much he is loved. And the Bats will make damn sure he never forgets it again.
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- Part 1 of Just this once
- Part 1 of Mango’s Batfamily Fics
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12 Jun 2026
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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What Christmas Means To Me by TaraLaurel
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
29 Sep 2024
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Tim tried to believe, if only for a little while. In kindergarten, his class had written letters to the big man...Tim's was only one sentence long.
"I want mommy and daddy home for Christmas."
They'd been in Egypt through New Year's.
He wrote again in first grade.
"Please let mom and dad be home for Christmas."
And in second.
"Please, if you are real at all, can you bring my parents home for Christmas?"
He hadn't really truly believed in the mythological man, but boy had he wanted to. Boy had he tried.
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When at a Wayne Enterprises Christmas Gala, Tim meets "Santa". Reluctantly, Tim asks him for what he's always wanted for the holidays - to be with his family. He just might get his wish, even if it's not exactly in the way he would have ever imagined.
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- Part 3 of Batfamily Christmas Stories
- Part 9 of Tim Joins BatFam AUs
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07 Jun 2026
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Bouncing Baby Bat, or so the Justice League is led to believe... by EmpressGeek
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman Beyond, Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox, Justice League - All Media Types
13 Dec 2023
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" “You know, considering how easy it was to get the League to believe that B had carried and had babies, how likely is it that we can get them to believe that he’s pregnant.”
By the mischievous looks that surrounded the table, Bruce knew that there was no stopping his mighty and stubborn army. And if you couldn’t beat them… "
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or how to scar and prank your co-workers so hard that they question their own reality and state of mindSeries
- Part 1 of Bats Stole the League Brain Cells
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06 Jun 2026
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Spider-Man: Back to Home by noclippig
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Sep 2025
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Dr. Strange had to think of a way Peter could be safe, or at least without the torture of seeing the love disappear from the eyes of the people forced to forget him. “There is a multiverse where the Sorcerer Supreme is more powerful than me and Wong combined. If I send you there she might be able to undo all of this."
aka
Peter gets thrown into MHA and has to figure out how to come back home, if he does at all.
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How Much Longer? by howdyhowdy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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He entirely blames his heightened anxiety he calls a superpower for this. He didn’t move because normal people don’t know when they’re going to be hit by a laser from a piece of alien technology. Peter is unamused by the universe’s latest attempt to ruin his day. It didn’t even throw him into the middle of a fight.
Peter looks around and finds three teenagers staring at him, mouths agape. Sending them a small, confused smile, he asks, “Umm…hi? Where am I?”
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A Spider-Man and MHA crossover
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05 Jun 2026
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Karen… I don’t think we’re in New York anymore. by grassakalunar
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 May 2026
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Peter Parker, also known as Spider-Man. Or, I suppose, he’s not known at all.
Living after the erasure has been rough, and Peter is barely scraping by. So, when an alien gun shoots him into a new universe, he starts to think that maybe this is better for him. Fresh start, right?
He is dropped into a world unlike any he has ever seen. People with powers are everywhere, heroism is paid, and villains run rampant. Perhaps the most shocking thing (At least to Peter)? Hero schools.
Enter Peter Parker, UA’s newest student, who has no idea the shitshow he’s in for.
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Just a Prank by Squishysoapbubbles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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After being torn from his universe, Peter Parker awakens in Gotham City—de-aged, disoriented, and pulled from the depths of the Lazarus Pit by none other than the Joker.
Sensing an opportunity to unnerve Batman in an entirely new way, the Joker claims the mysterious scentless child as his “son” and molds him into a reluctant sidekick called Prank. Over six long years, Peter is forced into the role of a villain, his identity and memories slowly eroded by fear, manipulation, and relentless abuse.
To the Batfamily, Prank is nothing more than another unpredictable threat and a dangerous extension of the Joker’s madness.
Until one encounter reveals the truth. Prank isn’t a miniature psychopath at all, but a broken, terrified twelve-year-old who never wanted to hurt anyone.
And when Bruce Wayne’s protective omega instincts sense this fact, the Batfamily realizes they aren’t facing a new enemy.
They’re facing a child who desperately needs to be saved.
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We are not heroes. We are slayers… Right? by Yami_horathy
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Jun 2024
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According to Vlad King's reporting of events... the ambulances and firetrucks arrived 15 minutes after the villains left.
Of the 40 students, 15 had lost consciousness and a few of them were in a critical state due to gas.
11 had injuries, ranging from minor to severe.
14 were uninjured.
Of the six professional heroes, one suffered a head injury and was in critical condition.
And one that had left a heavy trail of blood had been found kilometers from it by a boy wearing a boar head.
No one had gone missing.
Or the Kamaboko squad travels to the MHA universe in the middle of Bakugou’s kidnap at the training camp. Only things go a little differently, being; Bakugou is saved from being kidnapped by a sleeping blond boy. Ragdoll is found by a weird teenager wearing a boar head all while another boy in a checkered haori and hanafuda earrings is trying his best to do damage control.
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Our First Night by K_S_20
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
19 Apr 2026
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Based on the reaction series I made on YouTube. Containing the crack ship Toji x Giyuu x Dazai.
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YT: @mushroomwriter-27
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It's Courting Day: seventh- and eighth-year students get the chance to declare their intentions to formally woo each other. The only way for Harry to avoid being a matrimonial target is to put in a declaration of his own. Surely if he picks someone who would never in a million years accept his suit, he'll escape unscathed...
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02 Jun 2026
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A few years after they married, Harry discovers Ginny has been dosing him with Amortentia the whole time. He goes to Snape for help to reverse the effects.
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01 Jun 2026
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Harry indulges in an enormous eye-roll at the universe when he wakes up on his nineteenth birthday with “Property of the Half-Blood Prince” written on his neck like a collar. He goes on to live his life like normal, without being too upset about it—and without telling Snape, who he’s sure wants his freedom now.
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- Part 7 of From Litha to Lammas
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- 12,244
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- 3/3
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31 May 2026
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The Butler and the Master of Death by PinkieDev
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Oct 2025
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When Harry Potter, freshly four-hundred (or so) years old, came to this world, he had not been expecting to fall deeply in love with the dashing gentleman that routinely visited the café from where he drank his tea.
Of course, that was not to imply that Harry would do less than his utmost to woo the object of his sincerest affections.
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The Bats were in agreement: whoever this "Harry Potter" was, they didn't like him. At all. Who'd this twenty-something year old think he was?! Like hell they'd let their Alfred get stolen away from them by some no-good, seducing little punk.
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- Part 1 of MOD Harry Potter
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I'm Not a Burglar, You're Not a Whore by clearbluewater
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 May 2015
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What if Thorin was first instead of last to Bag End? And what if Bilbo had been expecting someone completely different?
Bilbo Baggins may be a bachelor, but he still has needs. He has been corresponding with someone from Bree, and they have arranged a meeting at Bag End. Only when Bilbo opens the door, he hadn’t thought his partner was a dwarf. Or quite so handsome.
Or, that one where Bilbo mistakes Thorin for his hookup and Thorin isn’t quite sure what to make of his prospective burglar propositioning him for sex. Misunderstandings are had, hair beads are lost, and Gandalf is left wondering how those two could fuck things up quite so badly before the quest even starts.
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- 30,597
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- 14/?
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28 May 2026
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In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right.
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Quietus by shinigami714
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
09 Mar 2013
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Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.
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28 May 2026