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Earth pulled the book out of orbit, flicking through it while talking. “It’s more of a logic puzzle than math, but it does have numbers so um… technically? I think…” he trailed off and cleared his throat. “Would you like to learn how to play?”
“Yes!” Neptune liked numbers after all. And it was quieter here. He folded his legs up beneath him and leaned forward, attentive.
“It’s actually meant to be a one person game,” Earth explained, showing him the contents of the pages. A grid with a seemingly random scattering of numbers going from one to nine. Neptune felt himself perk up even more. “I can teach you the basics— you’ll probably pick it up fast anyway— and then I can give it to you for you to do in your orbit?”
Neptune tapped his fingers together excitedly, and nodded.
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Earth teaches Neptune how to play various Earthling games
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Look on my works ye Mighty and despair by Asterisk_oops for ItzZaira
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
12 Feb 2026
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“So, you’re… our star?”
Sol nodded, and dimly realised tears were dripping down his face. When did that happen? Probably a while ago.
“Hello,” he rasped, and oh, his voice sounded horrible this was not a good first impression. He cleared his throat and sniffled, raising his hands to wipe his eyes and stiffening when the tiny planets flinched away. “Sorry, I’m just…”
He didn’t know how to finish that sentence. Overwhelmed? Relieved? Guilty? Grieving? He sighed heavily. Words were hard, and he was tired.
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mom said it's my turn with the visions by Asterisk_oops
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
01 Dec 2025
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Earth’s hands slipped down to his shoulders and squeezed. “Just… tell me if they get worse, alright?” Earth smiled and tried to inject a little levity into his voice. “Otherwise we might have to send half the solar system to fish you out of the Kuiper Belt, too.”
Luna’s face shuttered as some unreadable emotion seemed to hit him. Earth instantly backpedaled. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Can you go five minutes without upsetting someone. “Sorry. Too soon right? Yeah, of course it’s too soon, I—“
“I’m sorry.”
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Luna starts having flashbacks to Proto and Theia. This opens up a much needed conversation. -
the one in which earth knows too many languages by Asterisk_oops
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
28 Oct 2025
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“Adios, muchachos!” Earth hollered over his shoulder as he went back to his orbit. [Bye guys!]
Mercury watched as the blue planet became smaller and smaller, still distantly hearing him speaking to his moon in that weird language. He sighed, crossing his arms. “Well, that’s gonna get old fast.”
Mars hummed, appearing by his shoulder. “Nah, he’ll probably get bored in the next day or so. This won’t last long.”
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Earth knows every language on his surface. He decides to make this everyone's problem.
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“Hairbrushes aren’t that bad!”
“They look like teeth. You are not coming at me with teeth!”
“They aren’t even made of bone anymore.”
“They were made of bone before?”
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It's a slow day in the solar system and Earth wants to braid Luna's hair.
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Frantic fanfics by Asterisk_oops, Glowing_puddle, PeonyTheFifth
Fandom Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium Vol. 1 - Chonny Jash (Album), Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897), Sky: Children of the Light (Video Game), The Mind Electric - Chonny Jash (Song), Willy chocolate experience Glasgow
03 Apr 2024
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Blipped by Asterisk_oops, c_morrigan, Glammedgrey
Fandom Nevermoor Series - Jessica Townsend
13 Feb 2022
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AU where the Blip from the Avengers takes place in Nevermoor! (no need to know marvel to read)
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Oneshots where Mog turns into a crow. Fluff and whump and angst, whatever you want.
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Makemake’s hands quivered from the core deep chill felt across the belt. He tightened his hold on his stomach, resting his forehead against his chest.
There was nothing out there. The Kuiper Belt was silent, as silent as it had been the moment he first gained consciousness. He was alone…….abandoned by their star–
No, no. He wasn’t abandoned! He was..
Makemake bit his lip, chewing on the skin. His fingers tightened against his stomach, he giggled hysterically, entertained by the thought.
Sent on a mission-a mission only he was capable of… to defeat the rampaging giant that’s been destroying the Kuiper Belt, using his awesome and totally real mind superpowers! He gasped in excitement, nose wrinkling at the cough that followed it.
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Before he met Pluto, Makemake had to deal with a lot of things by himself, sicknesses included.
Bookmarked by Asterisk_oops
23 Mar 2026
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When you wish upon a star by ItzZaira for Asterisk_oops
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
15 Mar 2026
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The Sun grumbled weakly, unwillingly drawing more air into his lungs- lungs, stars, Alpha Centauri would have broken him into smithereens for allowing himself to take this pathetic form. He was a Sun for Sagittarius A’s sake, the Sun! THEIR Sun!
Their star.
Reduced to the pathetic form of one of Earth’s Earthlings. A… human, he had called them.
For the first time in his life… Sol felt cold.
He had been smothered in ‘blankets’, as well as very thick clothing. The ‘heating’ in his room had been turned up to the max it could, whatever that meant… apparently, Earth’s silly creatures had invented ways to keep themselves warm and in the light.
Without the Sun.
Ha… no wonder even the Earth hadn’t hesitated in rebelling against him.
His planets didn’t need their star anymore.
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After having been dragged down to Earth's surface and marinating in his own misery, Jupiter and Sun have a... moment.
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The inner solar system has a lot to talk about. A fight breaks out in the middle of a card game.
Bookmarked by Asterisk_oops
15 Mar 2026
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Go Bag by Hymnia_Passeri
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), October Daye Series - Seanan McGuire
15 Mar 2026
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Ryland Grace encounters a problem he can’t solve without getting into the NannyBot’s guts. He’s not prepared for what he finds inside.
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10 Mar 2026
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"No." His teeth ground together. "I'm not okay." No matter what, he still felt wrong. He'd only ever known a Solar System with all of the other planets. How was he just supposed to… live without them? And the Sun—well, the Sun had looked despondent enough that Earth wanted to give him a moment before he tried to talk to him.
And he was going to talk to him.
Or; With the rest of the planets gone, Earth has a chance to speak to the Sun.
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10 Mar 2026