Careecent
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- Minecraft (Video Game) (12)
- Dream SMP (12)
- Origins SMP (2)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (1)
- Stardew Valley (Video Game) (1)
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(friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.
“Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”
A heavy pause. Techno yawns.
“..I don’t know.”
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“And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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“My son has been kidnapped by hunters.”
Jack stiffens for a moment, flames igniting themselves in top of his head. Before smoke can fill the building, the Blaze pauses, looking down to Tommy.
“But Tommy is right there..?”
Phil shakes his head. “Not him, my eldest son.”
“Since when did you have two sons??”
“I’ve always had two sons.” Phil answers simply.
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“When the crows have something to say, we should listen to them. Sometimes, ignoring them makes it worse and whatever they’re trying to tell you won’t go away just because you don’t want to accept their warnings.” — Vernon Oickle
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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Bow and Say Goodbye (don’t forget to lower your eyes) by Careecent
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
12 Jan 2025
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“So.” The rebellion leader cracked his knuckles together, looking into The Blood God’s eyes with as much determination as he could muster. “Will you do it?”
Hm. Play bodyguard for a bit, follow some snooty princess’ beck and call, kill the princess in cold blood, and escape before he’s sentenced to death for assassinating a member of the royal family.
Seems easy enough.
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In which Technoblade finds Tallulah, a princess in need of a good father figure, in the midst of his assassination mission.
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Technoblade adopts Tallulah AU :))
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“What the hell.” The kid whispers, horrified, like Techno’s the one with a busted lip and black eye. “How are you doing that??”
Techno blinks his red eyes, doing his best to scrub the dried tears away. “Doin’ what?”
“Hanging upside down like that??”
“Well, I was sleepin’.” Techno glares, burrowing into his wings.
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”The baby bat screamed out in fright, ‘Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.’” — Shel Silverstein
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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The child stares at him in fear, looking exactly like the villagers Techno faced off against only a few hours earlier. Same face, same expression; copy and paste. Same uneasiness in the shoulders, same base-level instincts running through their mind.
They look like they want to run away, eyeing his fangs with terror. Like he’s something to be feared.
Well, he’s not. He doesn’t even like the taste of human blood, and bird blood probably isn’t any better.
“Hullo.” Techno finally says, voice rough from disuse, waving a clawed hand in greeting.
Techno hears the way their breath hitches before they let out an ear piercing scream. Techno’s hands slap against his ears, wincing hard.
He guesses he’s not beating those vampire allegations anytime soon.
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“The Bat, who cannot grow a Feather, contrives to fly on Wings of Leather.” — Arthur Guilterman
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- Part 1 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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The Adventures of Batnoblade by Careecent
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
05 Dec 2025
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careecent’s fics about block men (not connected) by Careecent, Careecent (orphan_account), orphan_account
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Jan 2025
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MCYT Fics
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I Shine Only With The Light You Give Me by Careecent
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jun 2023
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Two father-son duos, trying to make it back to each other during the midst of the apocalypse.
Techno only wants to deliver the kid he found to his best friend, and definitely not get emotionally attached along the way.
Phil only wants to find a cure for his son, and he doesn’t think he has the time to care for a second scrappy child.
Wilbur only wants to be free of the corpse his soul is bound to.
*all titles are lyrics from The Crane Wives songs*
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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The first time that Techno killed someone was also the first time that he died. Techno came back. The man he killed did not.
That was not the last time Techno has died. It was not the last time he killed either.
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Techno is a vigilante that kills the corrupt in secret, the only one not a hero in a family of them. Things become complicated when he's branded a villain and hunted by the very organization that his family works for. Even if Techno can't die, there are worse things that can happen.
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- Part 4 of Combine&Create 2023
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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.
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Techno’s bleeding out.
Tommy’s hands won’t stop shaking. They’re slick with blood—Techno’s blood—hot and sticky and soaking into every line of his skin. It smears up his wrists, clings to the gaps in his armour, already drying at the edges where it’s been there too long. The copper tang of it fills his mouth and nose until it’s all he can taste, all he can breathe.
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Sidekick Tommy does not take his brother's injuries well. The villain who decided to hurt Techno takes Tommy's retribution even worse.
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equally feral/possessive bedrock bros in a superhero au for my pookie <3
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- Part 41 of TommyInnit Fics
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"But– Tommy wasn’t a baby. At least, he wasn’t small and squishy the way human babies were. He was a child, what humans called their shoats, but he wasn’t treated like one. Phil had never done this sort of behavior, but Phil was an avian. Maybe Wilbur did it with Phil?
Maybe humans had a baby mode or something, and it was really private. Phil talked to his son with adult language when he was a baby, and sometimes used baby language when he was an adult. Maybe their minds did a similar thing, and Techno had just never been close enough to one before to witness it. "
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This is just the Mutual Miscommunication Bedrock Bros Swaddling Fic my heart needed.
(Yes, I changed the name on this if it looks familiar)