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A Hole in the Ground by ErraticIpseity, ReadingElla (ErraticIpseity)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
14 Aug 2025
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Oh, they had better have a good explanation for this. How in the name of Camelot had Merlin, five knights, Gwen, and King Arthur himself, ended up stuck in an abandoned hunting trap in the middle of the woods? Light, silly, crackfic set in non-canon season 4 where all the knights are around for maximum shenanigans.
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give them all that they can drink (and it will never be enough) by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Dec 2024
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The Magnus Institute doesn't exist, but lifeblood devouring monsters do - we call them "music industry executives". Band AU with the archives crew as the talent and Elias as their delightful manager.
If you're looking for my best work, this isn't it. If you're looking for an unhinged band AU with an annoying omniscient narrator and a dubious update schedule, boy do I have the fic for you.
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Harry, I’m not feeling like myself. My body is moving without me. Even my mind moves without me sometimes.
BOB grants Cooper his one phone call. It isn't enough.
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I just saw something that calls into question the status of Leland Palmer's soul.
ALBERT
Well, you can bring your dream journal to the debrief on Leland. It’s happening in the real world in thirty minutes.
Missing scene for S2 E9. Cooper has a dream he needs to share. Albert is just trying to get to their meeting with the Sheriff on time. -
complete cooperation ('til my legs give out) by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2023
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Whumptober 2022
No. 19 ENOUGH IS ENOUGHKnees Buckling| Repeatedly Passing Out |Head LollingThe show must go on, but good lord, Jon really isn't feeling well.
On the morning of their show in Milton Keynes, Jon woke up, then immediately wished he hadn’t. His head hurt, as did his throat, and when he tried to move, so did his pretty-much-everything-else. So, he did the reasonable thing for someone with no self-preservation instincts, and got up to start his day.
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get by with a little help from my archival assistants (friends) by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Jul 2023
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Whumptober 2022
No. 13 CAN’T MAKE AN OMELETTE WITHOUT BREAKING A FEW LEGSFracture| Dislocation | “Are you here to break me out?”Tim might have some (entirely fair) reservations about work hours, but he's not going to leave Jon injured and trapped in an abandoned lot overnight.
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Instructions for Care:
1. Assess the damage.
2. Hand wash gently with soap and water.
3. Apply your softest jumper.
4. Fill with soup. (Use a mug for best results.)
5. Lay down on a soft surface to rest.Caring as a love language across time and dimensions.
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- Part 3 of tuesdays are for living
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9 pm on a different, much happier tuesday by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Nov 2022
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“Who are Jack and Eugene?” Jon shakes his head, which remains fuzzily empty.
“Seriously? They’ve been our next-door neighbours for like…forever. Since January, probably.”
Jon smiles. “That was three months ago.”
“Yeah, like I said. Foreeeever.”
Jon smiles wider. “My mistake, the definition of forever must have changed when I wasn’t looking.”A quiet evening in at the Blackwood-Sims household.
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- Part 2 of tuesdays are for living
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the ordinary consequences of perpetual rotten luck by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Nov 2022
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No. 8 EVERYTHING HURTS AND I’M DYING
Stomach Pain |Head Trauma|Back from the DeadJon is too ill to come to work. Fortunately for him, Elias takes good care of his investments. Set middle of season 2, but spoilery for seasons 3-4.
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i take my tea with a heaping spoonful of ominous by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Oct 2022
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No. 1 A LITTLE OUT OF THE ORDINARY
Adverse Effects |Unconventional Restraints|“This wasn’t supposed to happen”Jon just read his first statement. Jon is also completely drained. He's pretty sure those two facts are unrelated. Tim does his best tbh.
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This will pass. It always has before. Then of course there’s the nagging thought that maybe this time it won’t.
Georgie isn't doing well after giving her statement. Two friends help her find herself again.Series
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“Maaaartin,” says Jon from the floor. “Hi.”
Well, there go the rest of his plans for the evening.Jon is incoherent. Martin is forcibly evicted from his fortress of solitude.
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- Part 1 of tuesdays are for living
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The curtains close on the Jon and Martin we knew. And the curtains open on another Jon and Martin. They haven’t even noticed that they’re onstage. Yet.
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Something that creeps...
Something that grows...
a little ditty dedicated to pre-mortem putrefaction
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The weight of the earth crushed Daisy into a new shape, while the weight of her absence shaped Basira.
Set in S4, shortly after the episode “Entombed”.
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Empty spaces can be surprisingly solid. There are the spaces Martin feels in his chest, holes where there should be emotions he can’t quite remember. They feel more real than he does sometimes.
Exploration of space, touch, and relationships in the aftermath.
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Tim and Sasha go on a hike
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all the king's horses, all the king's men, and the nearly insurmountable complexity of putting things back together again by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 Mar 2020
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a collection of short fics on the subject of breaking (and mending)
To avoid getting too long, the tags don't have a complete list of warnings, but content warnings are listed at the beginning of each chapter, please check there for safety!
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Tapes and memories in document storage. Tim gets a hug because he needs one. Set S3 during the time Jon is kidnapped.
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Missing scene following episode 047 "The New Door"