ErraticIpseity
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A Hole in the Ground by ErraticIpseity, ReadingElla (ErraticIpseity)
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
14 Aug 2025
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Oh, they had better have a good explanation for this. How in the name of Camelot had Merlin, five knights, Gwen, and King Arthur himself, ended up stuck in an abandoned hunting trap in the middle of the woods? Light, silly, crackfic set in non-canon season 4 where all the knights are around for maximum shenanigans.
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give them all that they can drink (and it will never be enough) by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Dec 2024
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The Magnus Institute doesn't exist, but lifeblood devouring monsters do - we call them "music industry executives". Band AU with the archives crew as the talent and Elias as their delightful manager.
If you're looking for my best work, this isn't it. If you're looking for an unhinged band AU with an annoying omniscient narrator and a dubious update schedule, boy do I have the fic for you.
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Harry, I’m not feeling like myself. My body is moving without me. Even my mind moves without me sometimes.
BOB grants Cooper his one phone call. It isn't enough.
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COOPER
I just saw something that calls into question the status of Leland Palmer's soul.
ALBERT
Well, you can bring your dream journal to the debrief on Leland. It’s happening in the real world in thirty minutes.
Missing scene for S2 E9. Cooper has a dream he needs to share. Albert is just trying to get to their meeting with the Sheriff on time. -
complete cooperation ('til my legs give out) by ErraticIpseity
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Sep 2023
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Whumptober 2022
No. 19 ENOUGH IS ENOUGHKnees Buckling| Repeatedly Passing Out |Head LollingThe show must go on, but good lord, Jon really isn't feeling well.
On the morning of their show in Milton Keynes, Jon woke up, then immediately wished he hadn’t. His head hurt, as did his throat, and when he tried to move, so did his pretty-much-everything-else. So, he did the reasonable thing for someone with no self-preservation instincts, and got up to start his day.
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all the king's horses, all the king's men, and the nearly insurmountable complexity of putting things back together again by ErraticIpseity
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Jun 2022
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a collection of short fics on the subject of breaking (and mending)
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Lay It Down (For a While) by Lise
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
31 Aug 2012
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When your most recent minions have just attempted to kill you and possibly done better at it than they should have, where's a supervillain to go?
Bookmarked by ErraticIpseity
11 Apr 2026
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Trauma affects the strangest things.
“You’re getting sick,” Mobius says.
“No.”
(Last time they were sick was centuries ago. They’d been too weak to sit, even, head cupped in Thor’s rough palm as he raised a bowl of broth to their lips.)
Feveruary Day 17: “I don't get sick” (alternate prompt)
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- Part 13 of feveruary 2025
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Bookmarked by ErraticIpseity
07 Apr 2026
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"Every whispered plea, every desperate prayer, he hears and feels them as he hunts variants to their dooms. It’s supposed to be enough that all this somehow works out for the good of time and the universe. It’s supposed to be, but it isn’t."
One-shot
Mobius M. Mobius cares about every variant who walks through the doors of the TVA. Usually, he can't save them.
Enter Loki variant L1130, the one he can save.
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- Part 1 of The Trickster and the Analyst
Bookmarked by ErraticIpseity
04 Apr 2026
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we'll embrace that much longer (make more of a mess) by SmallishWormMasterOfTheUniverse
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Sep 2023
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Tim feels a bit of schadenfreude at the whole thing. He’d feel a lot more schadenfreude if he wasn’t the unlucky bastard on the other end of the chain. Why hadn’t he just gone home? Then the cuffs could’ve snapped shut on both of Jon’s wrists, and Tim would have returned to find him tied up and penitent and thoroughly incapable of skulking around like a creep until Tim damn well felt like letting him out.
After a scuffle over a mysterious package in the Archives, Jon and Tim end up locked together in a pair of handcuffs that don’t seem interested in letting them out. Surely this will end well.
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“Fuck.” Martin hissed, taking in a sharp breath through his teeth as the metal slid, just wrong, out of his hand. The pain bloomed across his neck only a few seconds after he saw the blade slide, in the mirror, and then - very slowly, with no fanfare, a few beads of blood began to pop up from the little cut on the side of his neck. “Godfuckingdammit.”
He hated shaving. Fuck, he hated it. It was so easy to slip up with the way his hands didn’t like to work these days, and he’d always been clumsy even before the numbness stole his fucking dexterity, and the result wasn’t even worth it. And the pain wasn’t bad, but there was blood, and it was going to make a mess, and -
He pressed a hand over the cut, putting light pressure on the wound, watching with a grimace in the mirror as the pale skin of his face went just a little paler, and the contrast of deep red began to dribble down his neck.
He stared, transfixed, for a long moment as something clicked in the back of his brain.
A twig snapping, an unknown sound in an empty house, that set his body on high alert before he could even process why -
...fuck, he...he didn’t feel right.
Bookmarked by ErraticIpseity
16 Jan 2026