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"Run that by me one more time?"
“Buck and I got married yesterday,” Eddie repeated, as calm as he’d been the first three times he’d said it. “So we’re officially disclosing our relationship to the LAFD.”
Bobby ran an exhausted hand across his eyes. “Yeah, that’s what I thought you said.”
Eddie learns what Tommy said to Buck after their hookup and reacts like any normal best friend would.
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24 Sep 2026
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“You think we should have sex?” Eddie clarified — still in that slow, deliberate tone, like any sudden movement would cause the ceiling to cave in around them.
Buck rolled his eyes. “I mean…not for real.”
“Okay. So you think we should have fake sex."
“Yeah, like reading Our Bodies, Ourselves isn’t the same as watching porn, right? It’d be educational sex.”
“Well if it’s educational sex...”
Or: Buck learns that Eddie's never had a prostate orgasm. Clipboard sex ensues.
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24 Sep 2026
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Eddie climbs onto the bed. They sit side by side, legs extended, two letter L’s protruding off the page. Instead of pressing play like Eddie is expecting, Buck laughs.
“What?” Eddie asks, an instinctive smile caressing his lips.
Buck grips his jaw, thumb brushing over his teeth before he bites at the broad nail, stifling. “Just—did you ever see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?”
Eddie nods. “Gene Wilder.”
“That’s the one,” Buck chuckles around his thumb, then lets it slide free. “You know the grandparents?”
Then Eddie’s laughing too. “Jesus,” he says on an exhale.
“I’m just saying,” says Buck, still giggling. “I’ve seen our future, and it’s bright.”
Or: God created the world in seven days. It only takes Eddie six to surreptitiously move into Buck’s house.
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24 Sep 2026
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Buck is living in a house that's not his, sleeping next to a man that's not his, raising kids that aren't his, and everyone he used to date just has to keep showing up to tell him how happy they are for him.
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Eddie buys a house. Buck and Theo move in. Everyone jumps to conclusions.
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24 Sep 2026
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It’s been one week, two days, and twenty hours since Eddie told Buck he was in love with him.
It happened a few feet from where Buck’s standing now, just a little further to the left of the coffee table, and in front of the lamp. Since that day, he finds himself drifting there on cue, feet dragging to the spot before his mind catches up.
He’s staring at the spot, he realizes, and tears his eyes away.
It’s been one week, two days, twenty hours (and roughly seventeen minutes) since Eddie told Buck he was in love with him, and now he’s sitting on his couch helping Buck decide on a shirt for his date.
A date that’s not with Eddie, because when Eddie told him he loved him, Buck didn’t say it back. Because he isn’t. In love with Eddie, that is.
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24 Sep 2026
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The Trials and Tribulations of an Amateur Matchmaker by WabiSabiPapi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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Buck and Eddie are in love! Only, every time they manage to figure it out, they have this annoying habit of dying immediately after.
Chimney is about to have his hands full trying to keep them alive.
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There are thousands of ways for Buck and Eddie to realize they love each other; Chimney figures out a bunch of them. Unfortunately, there are just as many ways for them to die.
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Time loop shenanigans
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24 Sep 2026
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“Were you, uh, dreaming just now?”
Eddie clears his throat.
“Yeah,” he lies, because what is he supposed to say? The truth? He pushes himself up, still keeping himself angled away, scrubbing his palm down his face. “Yeah, I think I was.”
At the very least, it isn’t broad daylight, so his cheeks won’t betray how goddamn hot his face is. He looks over at Buck; the dashboard of the Jeep and the moon in the sky cast a soft glow on his features.
With a sidelong look, a sly little smile pulls at Buck’s lips. “Sounded like it mighta been a good one,” he teases, wagging his eyebrows.
Halfway through their drive from El Paso to LA, Buck gives Eddie permission to let go.
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24 Sep 2026
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The air crackles all around them as their heavy breaths consume the silence of the otherwise empty house.
Into Eddie’s ear, Buck murmurs, “You aren’t leaving.”
Breathless and voice straining, Eddie chuckles darkly. “There he is.”
Carefully, Buck wrangles Eddie’s hands behind his back so he can lock the deadbolt. Sensing the weakened hold, Eddie thrashes, but Buck quickly knocks him against the door again.
“Are you gonna let me do this?”
“What aren’t you getting?” Eddie counters, his cheek squashed against the door, still fighting it, not letting up. “I don’t let anyone do anything.”
Buck wants to apologize, wants everything to go back to normal, but Eddie won't talk to him. He barely even looks at him. Maybe it's time for some drastic measures.
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23 Sep 2026
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The problem is, Buck broke the touch barrier. Before, Eddie’s ass existed in his reality as much as a mirage exists in the desert—something to observe at a distance with wonder. He could only dream about what it would be like to kneel at its shore and drink from its waters, but who wouldn’t? He’s thirsty as hell!
But then, Buck actually managed to reach it and discovered it isn’t a mirage, it’s an oasis, and now he’s just supposed to move on?
Buck has always known Eddie has a nice ass, and he is secure enough in his sexuality to let him know as such. It’s no big deal… Until it is.
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23 Sep 2026
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“The compass,” he starts. “It’s been moving differently. It doesn’t work as well anymore.”
Niklaus leans forward greedily. “Where is it pointing to?”
Chip stays silent.
“Let me rephrase myself,” says Niklaus. “Who is it pointing to?”
A coral crown, a wide grin, the arc of a broadsword slicing through air—
“Gill,” Chip rasps out, fingernails digging white crescents into the backs of his hands. “It’s pointing to Gillion.”-
Caught at the crossroads of desire, Chip has his mind set on finding the Black Rose pirates. But his heart tells a different story, and when he’s trapped in a time loop that resets upon Gillion's death, he’ll be forced to reckon with his own feelings — one way or another.
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- Part 1 of home is where the heart is
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23 Sep 2026
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A patient is flirting with Buck. The good news is, Buck seems to be enjoying himself immensely judging by his tilted grin and the fact that he’s lingering while Hen and Eddie actually try to do their jobs. The bad news is… all of the above.
“Alright, Buck,” Chim swoops in like Eddie’s knight in shining armor. “Stop distracting your husband and let him do his job.”
Buck’s face drops, gawking at Chimney as he continues on his way to the truck.
“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize…” their patient begins, her shoulders bunching to her ears.
“No!” Buck waves his hands, whipping his head down to look at her. “No. Soon to be ex-husband, actually.”
She makes a face. Eddie tries not to. “That sounds… complicated,” she says.
“Nope. Not complicated at all,” Buck insists. “We got married as a joke in Vegas. It didn’t mean anything. Drunken mistake.”
Eddie clenches his jaw, praying for the ground to open up and drag him under.
Eddie has come to the decision that a forever love is not for him. He plans to remain happily single for the rest of his life. That is, until a drunken night in Vegas changes everything.
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23 Sep 2026
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hate that i made you love by talaypuen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV) RPF, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Sep 2026
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Ilya thought Shane would grow up and move on.
Shane spent years proving him wrong.Shane was always the boy Ilya protected—the child with freckles who followed him everywhere, the one who believed every promise Ilya made. But when Ilya leaves for college, Shane is left behind with nothing but memories, unanswered feelings, and the fear that the one person who promised to stay has finally moved on.
What starts as love slowly becomes an obsession. Shane clings to the past, to the promises, and to the idea that Ilya has always belonged with him. Because for Shane, letting go was never an option.
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23 Sep 2026
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Slippery Slope by MalkavianRants
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
22 Sep 2026
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He could make it quick. If Simon got him off, Grace would be able to have a deeper sleep and wake up more well rested. He was going to help him out and then force himself to go directly back to sleep; on the couch if he absolutely had to. It would all in the name of helping him relax, he reasoned to himself. He could totally behave.
But Simon was always great at lying to himself.
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Simon wakes up to find Grace having a wet dream about him and decides to take matters into his own hands.
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23 Sep 2026
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Good Losing by chaentics for inkingbrushes
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 Jan 2026
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“Happy winner,” Rozanov says, kissing Shane’s hip. “How does it feel? Good, yes? Such a strong alpha.”
Despite the teasing lilt, a soft, rolling r in strong, Shane can tell that Rozanov is being sincere. He has never gotten the impression that Rozanov uses it as an insult with him—unlike every time he whips it out mid-game to taunt an opponent, or to provoke someone in an interview. Shane blinks down at him, and is reminded of what this is. Of why, in every way, they are implausible.
Rozanov adds, “What?”
“You just never call me that,” Shane says.
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23 Sep 2026
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Shane Hollander is an alpha, and to the rest of the world, so is Ilya Rozanov.
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22 Sep 2026
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He’s standing across from Ilya in his kitchen. Their feet are almost touching, Ilya’s in black socks that Shane also has multiple pairs of, Shane’s in his favourite soft striped ones. The rain is getting louder outside, moving from a drizzle to a downpour. And Ilya is looking at him like he loves him.
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22 Sep 2026
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Maybe Eight Years Is Enough by ItsMayBiTheWay
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 May 2026
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The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.
“Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”
“Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”
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After getting drunk at the 2015 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov
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- Part 1 of What Happens in Vegas
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22 Sep 2026
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“I’m trying not to make it about me.”
The words seem to stop Eddie in his tracks—but only for a fleeting moment. Then, “Okay, then let me.”
Buck blinks, ignoring the feeling of a single tear fighting past the edge of his lashline. Instantly, he swipes it away. “What?”
“Let me make it about you. Talk to me. I want to know what’s going on with you. I’m not gonna be able to focus on this god awful dinner if I’m worried that you’re alone, and upset, and—”
“I miss you,” Buck confesses, abruptly, because anything else he wants to say right now is too raw, too real.
Eddie exhales into the microphone of his phone. “Yeah. Yeah, I—I know. I miss you, too.”
“No, I miss you. More than I’m supposed to, I think.”
“I’m your best friend, bud,” Eddie tells him. “I think you’re supposed to miss me. We’re eight hundred miles apart.”
Miserably, Buck shakes his head. “Not like this.”
Or: Buck finally unpacks and stumbles across a box Eddie left behind, full of sketchbooks that Buck didn’t know he owned. He’s confronted, suddenly, with the fact that his best friend has been drawing him for years.
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- Part 4 of ejo + 9-1-1
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22 Sep 2026
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“I’m just saying!” defends Buck, holding his palms out in surrender. “It’s not like I’ve had a lot of time to clear the pipes with everything going on. I can’t imagine you’re getting more time than I am to… enjoy yourself.”
“Enjoy myself.”
“Yeah.” Buck swallows, thinking about how flushed and pretty Eddie would look in the aftermath of enjoying himself. “You deserve to enjoy yourself. To feel good. Chase the, um, the juice?”
“You think the juice is jerking off.”
“It’s a metaphor,” Buck sighs, nose scrunching. “I’m using your metaphor. I’m meeting you where you’re at. I’m—”
“Trying to get me to go into the other room and whip my dick out?”
“Yeah. Or—”
Buck swears he hears Eddie’s breath catch. He finds Buck’s gaze again, looking a little like he’s been caught with his fingers dipping into the metaphorical jerking off with your bro cookie jar, voice tentative as he prompts, “...Or?”
Or: Eddie’s iPad, and its many indiscretions.
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- Part 25 of ejo + 9-1-1
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22 Sep 2026
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Finally, Eddie looks at him. Then at the cans. Then at Buck again. He looks nervous, his throat bobbing around a big swallow, like he’s about to give a speech.
There’s no reason for him to give a speech. They’re in a Costco.
“I think I love you.”
Oh. Well that’s not what Buck was expecting.
He stands there holding six — no, wait, he grabbed more than six, he’s holding at least eight cans of Kirkland Signature crushed tomato at this point. There’s so much tomato.
Buck blinks. Weird timing, he thinks, but he’ll take it. That’s a nice thing to say, that’s — yeah. That’s nice. They’re best friends. That’s — sure. Okay. Weird, but sure.
Buck smiles, moving to pat Eddie on the shoulder before he remembers all the sauce. “Thanks, man. Love you, too.”
“No,” Eddie says.
Buck blinks. Eddie blinks back.
“No, I mean—” Eddie is looking at the shelf, at the floor, at a point on Buck’s chin. “I mean, I think I’m in love with you.”
Buck’s face is hot. His arms are full of cans.
“I don’t think we need this much sauce,” he whispers.
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One Costco trip. One love confession. So many fucking tomatoes.Bookmarked by GoblinSwampHell
22 Sep 2026