Green_Riot



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    Fics written for Shitfaced - A Drunk Lan Xichen Event (2025). These self-contained, standalone works are a blend of canonverse and Modern AU, but all share two things in common:

    1. NieLan
    2. Xichen has been drinking 🥂

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    Fics written for Hashirama Week 2023.

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  1. Rec 11

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    Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan have been travelling together for a few weeks now. Night hunts and a cultivation world in shambles are keeping them busy and away from each other. Wei Wuxian is horny, in love and unable to flirt with a pretty man. What was he supposed to do, not pretend to be drunk to get Lan Zhan to whisk him away?

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    04 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    Wei Wuxian thought it might be fun to make Lan Wangji hunt him down and earn his heat.

    He really can't tell who's suffering more.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    "I've never even kissed anyone before, Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian reveals his greatest shame. It's okay, though, because it's Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan would never judge him for it. "I don't know how! What if I go to kiss her, and I do it wrong, and I, like, bang our heads together and knock her out and have to take her to the ER? Or what if I go to kiss her and slobber all over her? Or what if I go to kiss her and miss her lips and stick my tongue in her eye? What if I—"

    "Wei Ying," Lan Zhan says calmly. Ah. This one means, you're running away with your thoughts, Wei Ying. Calm down and come back to the point. Lan Zhan is so good with words.

    "Right," Wei Wuxian says with a sigh. "So. You've been with women before, right, Lan Zhan?"

     

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    Oblivious "straight boy" Wei Ying gets sex lessons from his "totally not in love with him and definitely very experienced" college roommate, Lan Wangji.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    “I’ve spent a whole year on my heel turn and I’m damn good at it,” Wei Ying said. “Now you want me to turn face? You must be joking. Besides, what is the Ghost General supposed to do? Third wheel my dates? Watch while I hold hands with Lan Zhan and skip into the sunset?”

    “No, you’re going to stay a heel. But you’re going to focus all your attention on Hanguang Jun. Try and seduce him over to your side.”

    Wei Ying felt the word seduce rattle around him like the echo of a bell. Seduce Hanguang Jun? He wouldn’t dare.

    But Lan Zhan seems oddly invested in this romance storyline. His acting is far too believable. But it’s only pretend, right?

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Deep down, he is certain he should not be allowed to have this. But he was selfish since he was a child and now he is also greedy. He takes hold of his god’s hands, the warmth giving him confidence—if he has a chance, he will grab it.

    So Wu Ming takes a step closer.

    “This humble believer would gladly give his god everything he has,” he declares. “If Dianxia… would be willing to take it?”

    The last part clearly wasn’t supposed to come out as a question, but Xie Lian was smiling so brightly and sincerely that Wu Ming’s tone rose with surprise.

    “Only if this precious believer also takes everything I have,” the god replies.
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    Xie Lian wakes up to find his husband shifted into his Nameless servant from the past. He decides to spoil him with affection.

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    03 Aug 2025