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    "Nah man, I work here."

     

    Zanka's head snapped to the scantily clad man doing splits on the pole and then back to the raider, jaw unhinged and on the edge of falling off his face entirely.

     

    "Nah," Jabber snorted at his reaction, swatting away at something imaginery "I just supply their viagra, none of the old fucks here can get it up. I'm only here 'cuz the girl that distributed my shi' is out sick. I'm filling in, see?" With that, the raider hooked his thumb under the hem of his shirt and tugged it up lazily before letting go again. Starting to chatter about how everyone had to be 'in uniform' but he got cold, and how the 'boss lady' needed to pay him better if she wanted the full package.

     

    Not that Zanka was getting any of this information. His mind had gone blank at the flash of delicate black lace hiding under rough cloth.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    In the midst of a fight, Zanka notices a bruise on Jabber he didn’t put there. He gets a bit…jealous.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Coming to a decision, he steps closer, stooping down to wrap his arms around Jabber’s knees and lifting the raider in one swift motion, throwing him over his shoulder before he begins stalking off. Jabber makes a weird, indecipherable sound as he’s heaved upward, something that might have been an excited squeal.

    “Whoa!” He yelps, flailing a bit as he tries to look at Zanka, despite the awkward positioning. “Where are you taking me, Zan-Zan?” He couldn’t sound more excited about this development if he tried, and the thought has Zanka snorting quietly to himself.

    “Somewhere we can battle, obviously. I’m not fightin’ ya outside a’ cleaner HQ.”

    “Why not? You afraid of havin’ a little audience? Or is it that you don’t want them to watch the way we fight?” The raider’s voice glides down Zanka’s spine, slow like syrup, and he says the word ‘fight’ as if it meant ‘fuck’, which promptly empties Zanka’s mind of nearly all its thoughts.

    Or, five times Zanka picks up Jabber, and one time something comes of it.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    It's 2016 and Ilya Rozanov has just been added to the WAG group chat as his alias lily, he is immediately befriended by them! There's one problem though... they don't know his true identity and wine night is in 3 weeks.

    Readers do not be put off by word count, most of the story is inserted through images of text conversations :3

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Ilya picked up his phone to check.. whatever he was going to check, but to his surprise he found something out of the ordinary.

    It seems like he was added to some sort of groupchat. A group chat called “Metros WAGs.” Ilya, partly because he had no idea what a “WAG” was, and partly because he was intrigued by the mysterious new group chat, clicked on it.

     

    OR: Ilya is living his best life as a Montreal Metros WAG

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    26 Jan 2026