Meepius147
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Tommyinnit is hiding half-starved in the cave networks of Hermitcraft. The Hermits, torn between kindness and caution, slowly befriend the weird kid living underfoot in the only way they know how: Shenanigans, stupidity, and shenagigans. Yes I put that down twice on purpose.
(or: The story of how Tommy learned to cook, made a forever friend, and slowly came in from the cold.)
Title from No Land Beyond by Dirt Poor Robins.
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In which Tommy finds his way onto the hermitcraft server, every hermit is at least a little bit Bugs Bunny coded, and zero boats are placed in water.
... They're still used, though. Like, a LOT.
(or: The Hermit!Tommy fic you already got from Aard_rinn, but don't worry it's totally different I promise I'm going somewhere unique with this it's not MY fault our first chapters are really really similar--)
EDIT: This fic is no longer updating, and is being rewritten (if you can call it that) under the name 'More Than Our Appetites Demand'. Check the 'works inspired by this one' by the end notes for a link.
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An outline of a stupid crack piece in which canon is a dartboard– and baby, i can’t fucking play darts. Also in which the author fears neither god nor mortal man, Dick isn’t sure if Damian knows how babies happen, and two dumbasses convinced they know how adoption works make some very spiffy powerpoints.
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I've gotten good at living (on someone else's page) by Meepius147
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Nov 2023
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The best lies are spun from truth, and Annabelle is a very good liar. So even through the fear— of the spider’s legs undulating in a pantomime of weaving, of strings that he cannot see, of lies and manipulation and Annabelle herself— The Archivist can recognize that one, underlying truth:
Somebody else is always in control.
Or: You're going to want to read this story twice.
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A poem about self-improvement, in a sense. (that sense is ironic.)
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Break your body into lumber. Hide inside the gears,
Dissociate and suffer.
Be good. Be better–
Objective, unflinching, calculated killing
Machine, stomp stomp– wire and wheels that feel nothing.Series
- Part 4 of Random Poetry
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these shadows keep on changing by WhenasInSilks
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2022
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In his dreams, Xiao Jiu is dead.
Post-canon, Yue Qingyuan receives a series of unsettling visitations. It's probably nothing to worry about.
"Tell me, Sect Leader: in your vast and storied experience, what do the dead usually want with the living?"
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Who, me? by Bubblegumbeech
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jan 2026
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Shen Qingqiu is not scheming, he's slowly making plans to figure out how he's going to survive this mess of a novel. Which means he needs people to like him, and he should absolutely not start getting attached to any of them. They're all basically canon fodder after all.
It's just...really hard when the Sect Leader seems to know something he doesn't and takes a step closer every time Shen Qingqiu takes a polite half step back.
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21 May 2026
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Good Thing by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Mar 2026
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It wasn’t required to become cultivation partners with one’s soulmate, but it was strongly encouraged, to the point where it may as well have been a requirement. Though he was long past the age where one would show up, Shen Jiu still occasionally woke up and checked over his skin in a way that had once been routine. If one of those cursed marks were to suddenly appear, he would definitely cut it out rather than risk being encouraged to dual cultivate with some stranger just because they shared marks. Even worse if it was a man.
But still, none appeared.
Shen Jiu doesn’t have a soulmark.
Neither does Yue Qingyuan.
This is a good thing.
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A Helping Hand by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2026
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“Ah,” Yue Qingyuan says as he realizes what has happened, recognizing the golden dust after he’s already inhaled it. Being the Sect Leader of Cang Qiong Mountain, a cultivator of some repute, this is not the first time someone has attempted this sort of scheme on him; the taste is almost familiar. It is a common but effective aphrodisiac, relatively easy for malicious actors of this sort to get their hands on.
“What--?” Shen Qingqiu asks, throwing an arm up over his face, trying to block the dust with his sleeve. But he coughs, and Yue Qingyuan can already tell that it is too late for him as well. They have both breathed it in.
Oh, no.
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Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu both fall prey to a particular pollen, and must seek their cure in each other.
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20 May 2026
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A Well-Timed Wild Streak by PeerlessSerpent
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 May 2026
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“I’m here for another piercing,” Yue Qingyuan blurted, interrupting.
Shen Jiu glared. “Well, that’s what we do here.”
“Yes,” Yue Qingyuan said.
Shen Jiu raised one skeptical eyebrow when Yue Qingyuan didn’t elaborate. “What kind of piercing?”
“Um,” Yue Qingyuan said.-
Yue Qingyuan finds a familiar face she’d long thought lost at a piercing shop.
Bookmarked by Meepius147
20 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I love any fic where YQY is a suicidal mess and they're both insane